ITT: Share your sickest "Missed Out" crypto story??

Okay here's my story:

>be me 18 years old, late 2010
>minimum waggie mut WoW addict
>roomate tries to redpill me on crypto
>WhyNotUseADebitCard.jpg
>he spergs out about blocks and chains for 2 hours.
>agree to go to some conference seminar thing just to shut him up.
>Go and it's full of spergies.
>Sit in on a couple of panels.
> tfw actually kind of interested in the concept.
>At the end of one they are giving out these business card things with a QR code or something to get 20 BTC(i don't remember the exact amount but it was 20 or 25 I think).
>go up to the table to get a card
>ask how it works
> "it's really simple user..."
>20 minutes of this 5-head trying to explain wallets keys ect
> "oh, okay I understand. So how much is 20 Bitcoin worth?"
>mfw he says something retarded like $2...
>mfw I threw the card away in the hall as soon as I left...
>tfw didn't buy my first crypto until like 2014......

desu I should get the fucking rope... not over the 20 -25btc I could have had, but because there were STACKS and PILES of these cards on that table, there were cards on the floor that people left and the wetback convention center maids vacuumed up... It makes me sick to think about honestly.

Probably over a billion dollars worth of cards in that room...

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are those bitcoins locked up forever?

Piece of shit

>wetback
racist. im glad you didnt make it.

Someone tries to teach you and offers to take you out to events and give you free things and you act like a fucking douchebag. I'd be more focused on that and less focused on missing those coins.

based. fuck racists and kikes

desu I was being a douche about it, but I was a spergy WoW addicted retard and 18 lmao.
I just wanted to play WoW

>See BTC for first time around $1000
>"Heh, its overvalued. Im not buying that shit."
>2017 begins

fuck niggers
fuck jews
fuck wetbacks
fuck the police
and FUCK JANNIES

lol fucking L

faggot

don't try to justify it to me fuckhead, I had my WoW addiction phase but still mined and profited on btc back then

I have no clue, I remember seeing an short video on facebook a like 2 years ago where a guy talked about a similar thing, might have even been the same event desu, but other than that I've never seen anything about the cards.

my first BTC buy was to deposit on online poker, over the course of that summer I bought like 4 BTC by using a prepaid cards and paying like $800 per coin from people on an exchange.
(I think they were like $600 at the time)

>DONT TRY TO JUSTIFY WHO YOU WERE A DECADE AGO AT 18
kys retard

>be 18, June 2010
>read about this pizza day event
>read about bitcoin
>try and mine it
>can’t figure it out
>get autismo computer friend to help
>he can’t do it either
>whatever fuck this

>be feb 2014
>get on dark web
>buy 1 btc
>spend 0.78 on LSD
>put 0.22 on paper wallet
>forget about it.

I found the 0.22 btc after it mooned. Oh well. I hold a considerable amount now.

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Thread should be pruned on the basis that OP is a faggot, schizo, and a racist, and needs to take his meds.
Screenshotted tho.

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Go suck a nigger jannie cock, kike faggot

>fuck racists and kikes
Only thing worse is niggers

>read about BUIDL
>ignore it for weeks
>goes from fractions of a penny to $0.50

i still think it's a discord tranny pump and dump scheme but it hurts to know i could have made a fuck ton of money on a discord tranny pump and dump scheme.

I mean if you really think it's a pnd scheme then it's the most well thought out, longest steadiest pump of all time, also at this point discord trannies are hiring their own Sandeeps to make a shitcoin to shill

lol yeah probably
thanks for the donation aspies

>tfw still remember BTC giveaways on Zig Forums as a prank
Fuck. I must've given away what is now millions

>2011
>Have $40,000
>Friend tells me about Bitcoin
>"It just shot up to $9 user! You should buy some."
>"$9 seems too expensive, friend. I don't want to lose my money if it turns out to be a scam."

>2012 or something
>"Well, Bitcoin went up to $100, but that definitely seems too expensive to purchase now"
>"Besides, the price will probably crash hard soon anyways"

>2013 or something
>"Well, Bitcoin went up to $1,000, but that definitely seems too expensive to purchase now"
>"Besides, the price will probably crash hard soon anyways"

>2017
>"Haha, oh wow, Bitcoin is back at $1,000, but this is definitely its top"
>a few days later
>"Haha, oh wow, Bitcoin is up to $3,000, but this is definitely its top"
>a few days later
>"Haha, oh wow, Bitcoin is up to $5,000, but this is definitely its top"
>etc
>etc
>"Haha, oh wow, Bitcoin is back up to $20,000, why didn't I buy at $1,000?"

>The present day
>"Boy, I sure hope I can make a few ETH swinging these Zig Forums pajeet shitcoins!"

Dude, you spends 7800$ on LSD. How are you still standing.

In 2008, when I was 18 I started hearing about bitcoin as well as seeing it on the news. I was too busy being a teenager just out of school to bother learning about it or buying any. It just seemed too complicated.
ears later, in 2015 I decided to check out biz

and saw ethereum being shilled when it was worth fuck all. Once again, I didn't understand it and couldn't be bothered trying to. later in 2018, after a bad break up and lots of anger at my pathetic situation, I saw how much it was worth. I discovered chainlink not long after that and for all of 2018 while I was working like crazy, I threw everything I could into chainlink and have had iron hands ever since.

>be poorfag
>had a chance to mine bitcoin in 2013
>couldnt quite figure it out, maybe computer just a little too old
>slip into the wrong crowd, lose my autistic nerdy roots and try to "fit in"
>forget about it, smoke weed for the next 7 years and slack off, graduate etc
>find bitcoin again in 2019
>wtf.jpg
At least I'm not suicidal anymore. Life is much better, even though I'm not filthy fucking rich. I probably would have sold them all at $100 anyway.

This shit hasn't even started until we are above a $1T cap. Always new bubbles. For instance, ARPA will be the next bubble (or one of) talked about by Vitalik already (MPC) - buy some, stake on binance, and wait a year or two.

The thing is, if all those bitcoins were to be in the market then the value wouldn't be so high. The fact that you and many others didn't take those meant that the few that did had a rare commodity that would go up in price cause of scarcity.

Back when bitcoin was below 500$ I was chilling with my cousin one day and he was explaining crypto and crypto mining to me because he said I could do it too because my brother had a quite good pc. Or maybe we could make a rig or something. But back then I was like 14-15 and a retarded teen that didn’t really understand its value and told him that it just sounds like a gimmick. I had some birthday money and other savings back then and he told me to invest them in but I didn’t. He didn’t put many money in too (about 100 bucks or so) and he didn’t have the hardware to mine then. I mean he wasn’t an expert and he was 17 too. All he knew was from some articles he read. But he cashed out way over 2k after some years. It’s not much and I don’t know how much many I would have actually put in and how I would have handle it and when I would have sold but the fact that I didn’t listen to him still haunts me sometimes