/smg/ Stock Market General

“I would like to buy one stonk please” Edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
baggieyoushould.kys.fag

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/(((bloomberg)))-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/Greeks/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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>futures
extreme green tomorrow

Green Friday. We hitting 320 today boys.

May I interest you in a side of fries with your stonk?

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AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH CRASH ALREADY

I don’t care what they say about you. You’re ok in my book user

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green friday

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What do you lads do with your extra shekels? I have $37 leftover and all I can think is transfer it back to my bank account to buy liquor and McDonald's.

It'll be the proverbial FACEMELTER.

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first for fuck diaperfags, reddit and frogposters
>stonk
kill yourself

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Yes pls :9
...I don't have any MCD :(

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th-thanks. y-you too.

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REMINDER to diversify your portfolio between western AND eastern astrology!

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This market is fucking insane.

I'm finished. Just going to close my positions and delete Robinhood.
Goodbye my friends. I plan on dying in battle tomorrow morning as a martyr. Keep on fighting the good fight.

Heres information for covered calls next week June 9-12. This information is current as of close on June 4th.
This coming week there were very few promising earnings reports coming out, just 4. They are all rather bearish so I am thinking of selling deep ITM calls to protect from downside.

Ticker, Price, Rating, Strike, Premium as % of current price
PLAY 19.48, Bearish, 19.5C 12.3%
GME 4.47, Bearish, 4.5C 11.0%
CHWY 49.11, No rating, 49.5C 6.5%
PLCE 48.80, Bearish, 50.0C 6.3%

Previous weeks:
Week May 11-15 = +8.5%
DKNG +8.5%

Week May 18-22 = +2.0%
HPE -0.5%
HPQ +1.0% (Held)
FL +2.4%

Week May 25-29 = +1.5%
AAL +0.2% (Partial Hold)
JWN +3.3% (Held)
HPQ -6.7% (Held)
NTNX +4.0%
TNA +10.6% (Held)

Week June 1-5 (current)
HPQ +0.0% (Plan to close)
JWN +14.7% (Plan to close)
This week I used capital to purchase SWBI (+7%), VSTO (+1%), and CRWD (+4%). Plan to close CRWD, might close VTSO, planing to hold SWBI for earnings in 2 weeks.

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Fuck you

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Nigger what

There's not really a "western" and "eastern", there's Tropical (wrong), and Sidereal (right). I guess you could go into weird Jyotisha or or Zi Wei Dou Shu but I'm pretty sure astrolog doesn't support those

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Why?

Petah get down here!

Ahhh what’s wrong louis?

It’s 6pm and you haven’t fed quagmire yet!

Ehehehhe my bad I’ll head down to the basement now.

Wakey wakey quaggy!

Wh- oh... no I’m still here...

peter unbuckles his belt, his flabby arse falling out like a waterfall of ruined flesh

Peter please... please... I- I just wanna see my family again

peter kicks over the chair, smiling down at the malnourished quagmire as he squats over his face, the rotund spectacle blocking nearly all light as poor quagmire can only stare up at the now widening pucker of peter griffin

OPEEEN WIDEEEEE

BRRRAAAAPPPP PFFFRRRTFTFTF PPPPOOPPBBB SWEWWE PRRRRBBBT

Ble- ahh AAHHHHHHH PETER PLE-

PLOP POLOP BRRAAAAAPPPPP BBBREEEW PRRRREAAAAAPPPPP

I-I’m gonna be sick again... peter please let me g-

BRREAPPPPPOPO POPPPFTTFTR

Mmmhmm yeah quaggy eat that shit! God I feel like when I met tom cruise that one time at the wheat convention! Oh FUCK quagga here comes the motherlode!

you can smell the rancid, rotting shit well before it even pokes its vile head from peters stretched hole, the godless log slowly pushes apart peters elastic pucker as if descends into the mouth of dear quagmire, it’s abhorrent, filthy smell choking the air, as the worm laden horror slips over quagmires teeth

gurgle- choke- gurgle- ack- p-Pete-

BRRRRAPPOOOOO PPPLPDPDPDPPDPTNRBTNBTBRBRBBRBR BRRRp

quagmire looks near death as he chews and swallows the log, as more vile fumes and particles collide with his face, he swallows every chunk, his face pale and his eyes blurred

Wheeze, cough... peter please... let me go... I... don’t want to die like this.... please

peter lowers his behemoth rump, the flesh flowing into every mold of quagmires face like a downpour, enveloping his every sense

Time for desert quaggy

BRRRAAAAPPPPPP

The toxic cloud pierces quagmires nervous system to the core, and he slowly suffocates on peters fart, losing consciousness only to wake up at the same time, same place tomorrow*

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Thanks bros for insight on those Schwab ratings. I’ll keep slowly cashing out my meme stocks and accumulate coke and draft kings

based

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*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*

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tfw holding SPXS
im a dunce. put a cap on me

*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*
*CLACK*

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based

>coping bears
you missed the dip

>V shaped recovery
Just as planned.

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If I get it right, airline and cruise stocks have gone up only because they expect an increased demand during the summer season? Well good luck with that.

czeched

just let us cope, it's all we have left.

Thanks. Not sure how I missed it. It was +$67B this week, a slight increase from last week.

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mmmm try again

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I WARNED YOU ABOUT WTI BROS
40 TODAY
42+ MONDAY

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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i just need the market to crash sometime before SPXS hits fucking zero
oh daer god im ruiend

Fuck smg. You guys are so bitter

GOD I'M GOING TO FIST YOUR FUCKING FACE

stop talking about wti if u dont want my input

im literally all in on oil

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You should have bought TVIX. It's been avoiding decay very well while SPXS rotted away and won't ever rehit its highs.

on the one hand:
- fed is pumping in infinite money
on the other hand:
- i need the market to go down

who will win? be honest

oh yeah with what leverage pussy

why are you worried, it's pulling up a little. so is sqqq. the most fucked-looking chart is tvix.

hey, fuck you, buddy!

The fed is pumping in infinite money TOO SOON.

Even my workplace is laying people off as soon as next week. Many workplaces are straight up cutting workers forever.

Do you think these same companies are really really interested in expanding and making new locations in this environment? No. But the stock market investors think muh free money means muh free GDP growth.

So basically because Jerome wasn't impatient as fuck, he ruined everything more.

>reddit poorfags come here seethe
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN?

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As for AAL's news yesterday, it's not 'expected' as in estimated numbers. It's about booked tickets already purchased.

*was impatient

What exactly am I looking at here?

When the moon is in the 7th House and Jupiter aligns with Mars.

Anything worth to buy or did I miss the train already?

so this is the power of schizos?

>bought airbus this morning
>already +8%

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