SHRM has hit bottom
Time for the second pump!
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June 5, 2020 - 13:43
etrade, thinkorswim, tdameritrade, and robinhood buckling under the traffic
June 5, 2020 - 13:43
MEME ECONOMY
June 5, 2020 - 13:43
imagine being a bearfag rn
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June 5, 2020 - 13:44
IM GOING TO MAKE IT LMAO
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June 5, 2020 - 13:44
Why stocks going up today? Payrolls?
June 5, 2020 - 13:44
How much higher is the fucking dow going to go today?
June 5, 2020 - 13:44
WE'RE ALL GOING TO MAKE IT
June 5, 2020 - 13:44
First for GET FUCKED BY BIG GREEN COCKS BOBO
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June 5, 2020 - 13:44
>BOUGHT A FUCKING ETF BECAUSE I'M A PUSSY FAGGOT
I SHOULDVE FUCKING BOUGHT 10X LEVERAGE
I'M UP $2000 BUT IT FEELS LIKE $20 WHEN I LOOK AT 3X-6X LEVERAGED ETFS
HOW DO I GROW A PAIR?
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
Stay inside, avoid joggers, make money.
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
dip at 3200, all in then.
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
Stocks are going up because someone is buying them
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
If the market is forward-looking, why does current unemployment numbers send it to the moon?
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
More like meme virus, the economy is done playing pretend
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June 5, 2020 - 13:45
St. Matthew, the patron saint of financial matters, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.
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June 5, 2020 - 13:45
Running away from inflation
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June 5, 2020 - 13:45
jobs report, economy gained 2.5 million jobs when it was expected to lose 8 million
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
Who cares. Press buy and shut up. This random airline hype is insane and now cruises are getting pumped. Stock market is the real crypto market.
June 5, 2020 - 13:45
The only thing holding me up is literally the few stocks I'm holding long term CCL puts just shit out the bottom fml
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
It adjusts the forward projection, even better than expected.
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
>sold xom for +6%
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
opened up 42k today. lets see what happens
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
Anyone got intuition on IVR?? Bought a few shares at open, should I wait for it to go under like $4.40 or just buy some more? Or hold over the weekend?
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
The best predictor of future behavior is past behavior, numbers being better than expected improves the outlook months/years down the line. But in any case Efficient Market hypothesis is a bunch of bullshit.
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
I am about to neck. How do I cope?
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
I FUDed out of CPE at 79¢. Is SSL still good?
June 5, 2020 - 13:46
>he fell for the meme flu and meme riots scam
sad!
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June 5, 2020 - 13:47
I'm about to get jewed on XAN because reddithood can't handle the pressure of thousands of traders epic
take my money shekelberg
June 5, 2020 - 13:47
Hope you RTX bagholders use this as your change to get out of holding that trash
June 5, 2020 - 13:48
>sold DAL calls for 1.35 and now they're worth 13.00
June 5, 2020 - 13:48
everything green expect my KR holdings.
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June 5, 2020 - 13:48
SSL will continue to be good until it reaches it's target price of around $20
June 5, 2020 - 13:48
yeah... i don't see my watchlist in robinhood.
June 5, 2020 - 13:48
>meme virus failed
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June 5, 2020 - 13:48
> put 5000GBP on American Airlines this Monday
June 5, 2020 - 13:49
Back in for the Trump pump?
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June 5, 2020 - 13:49
I'm up so much money last 30 days. 15% for the year. It's insane. Anyone else who's /fully invested/ thinking about taking some money off the table?
June 5, 2020 - 13:49
>made it big on the JPM pump
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June 5, 2020 - 13:49
What's the opposite of fomo? I keep waiting for red days to buy but when every day is +2-5% green I'm to chicken shit to buy and miss out on an incredible bull run.
June 5, 2020 - 13:49
Wahey. £2300+ profit for the first time.
Happened that quick I missed the 2200 milestone.
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June 5, 2020 - 13:49
As looters look to unload their stolen merchandise expect some deals to be found on Craigslist. Buy smart and meet in a public location.
June 5, 2020 - 13:49
