/smg/ - Stock Market General

DOW 27000 edition
Trump livestream:
youtube.com/watch?v=uFCvKNOU8Hg

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp
baggieyoushould.kys.fag

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/(((bloomberg)))-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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St. Catejan, the patron saint of bankers, workers, unemployed people, etc, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

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ATTENTION EVERYONE THOSE WERE FAKE JOB NUMBERS

YOU ARE MAKING FAKE MONEY RIGHT NOW

STOP TRADING IMMEDIATELY

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What is this shape?

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IM SO FUCKING GREEN GET FUCKED BOBOS

youtube.com/watch?v=it8xD8j9q5Y

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AIRLINE CHADS UNITE

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First for buy REFR cheapies

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I am going balls deep now. Full belief in recovery. Screenshot this post, either way it's going to be legendary
60K in 16x leveraged WTI futures. BOUGHT

Tell me why I shouldn't buy a 330 spy call a month out for pennies on the dollar right now

We going up up up again!

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red ID suicide
green ID try living through june and reroll on the 1st of july

Papercut
youtube.com/watch?v=vjVkXlxsO8Q

>krugman
retard hasnt been right about anything in 30 years

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what a piece of shit

yesterday bought 309 SPY call
sold call for +400 on open
immediately bought a new 317 SPY call + 2x JETS calls + 5x IVR calls with the money

is this what they call the 'money multiplier'?

anything to whack a cheeky £500 in, or is it too late?

Why did this fag have to say something? The numbers are fake af but he's an outspoken neoliberal shitbag so him saying they're fake makes it seem like salt rather than them actually being fake.

J shaped recovery boys

You're the fake one here, retard. Have you took your medicine yet, or is your medicine fake?

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Considering buying more oil, already holding xom, ssl, mro which are still worth buying? Or should i just go for SKYW, airbus and norwegian cruise?

Pray for us

yeah, think I am going to pass and proceed to trade with the actual jews on eToro. Going to open another bank account and get a debit card in USD so I can deposit the rest of my savings without paying these ridiculous fees.

How's the GNUs holding up?

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Literally everything is going up, so what should I be buying into right now?

Buy calls on ZOOOOOM now or wait for it to fall further?

so should we all dump sometime next week? considering many joggers will start to get rona symptoms?

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I can't find it on memehood

I keep buying uber and it just keeps going up. I feel like a genius

What's y'alls target for pvac?

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Whew Gold down to early April lows

why would you buy calls on something that is never going to recover

SELL NOW? I CAN'T HOLD IT ANYMORE.

Always do the opposite of what Krugman says.

conference is live now

X
CLF
MRO
AAL
REFR
XOM
SSL

fuck if I know at this point, maybe look into etfs that trade foreign equities in a country/region that is just starting an economic recovery

>Trump talking now about jobs report
>CNN still shilling race division DNC white guilt BLM supremacy propaganda

like clockwork

>a bunch of useless commies get killed from rona

STOCKS ONLY GO UP FAGGOT.

>ORANGE MAN BAD
Is this that crazy man who said the Big Dumb back in '98? That the Net was going to be a nothingburger or some shit?
Who the fuck is he and why wasn't he locked up?
Where are my GREEN frens at? My energy stocks getting it done but so is everything else!

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Tulip Mania 2.0
Don't be the one holding all the bags when the music stops, fren.

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Memelines say next week will start a couple of days of correction.

13k @9.28 here
ha ha ha ha

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>paul krugman

that dumbass said that the internet would have no greater impact on the economy than the fax machine, fuck outta here with that cuck

I'll never forgive you dumb niggers who said airlines would be a 3-5 year hold before any profits are seen

>NAIL being fucking useless again

Goddamn I should have picked DFEN instead

>got paycheck last night
>portfolio is up 5%
im thinkin steaks tonight, lads

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pffffffft

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>listening to Zig Forums

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CHINA PLAGUE

just bought ONE THOUSAND shares of GME

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>Trump starts talking
>my whole port dumps at once
Uhhhh Donald?

> oxy up 25%
> im still down 6 percent from cost basis

lol

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Hey Zig Forums what's your opinion, I just got called to ho back to work today. I asked what my options were they said I could return immediately or stay on furlouge another 30 days. What do you guys think?

C'mon you can't be this fucking short with 3x ETFs, NAIL and the like are going to continue up for the rest of the year unless something retarded happens. HOLD

Lol

they will jew you out when you deposit the money
you cant do it in euro, only in usd to some british bank
you cant deposit through revolut or transferwise

btw revolute just "took back" 400$ from my account :/

Anyone on Fidelity willing to tell me how to buy an ETF leveraged stock.

Do i just buy it..where do i figure out leverage. Argh.

I am doing damn well with my long holds. Trying to figure out how to purchase an etf is aggravating.

BEARS ABSOLUTELY MADDENED
EXPERTS BAFFLED
“DON’T HAVE A GOOD EXPLANATION”

twitter.com/bloombergtv/status/1268910751298748416?s=21

#
Cute girl, don’t be a jerk. You should always have SOME long exposure. It’s always a good time to own KO and PEP, or LMT. Heck, even some BRKB if you want your money in the hands of a cautious manager.

Hedge against the possibility that the future isn’t as bad as you fear.

Called it!
J gave us the J!!

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>mfw bought $1000 worth of KO on May 15th
>nearly put it in to XOM, but changed my mind at the last moment

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Happiness in a marriage

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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100% airline portfolio here. This was a huge gamble, and honestly if it weren't for these diamond hands I would have sold so long ago.
I was expecting AAL to reach $20 range in mid august but here we are.

the meme black liquid may yet crash as shale gains footing.

reminder of how off the mark the old projections were

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Just a little push

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((((bloomberg))))
kek

Where can I buy brick and window repair stonks for when those cops get acquitted and the joggers riot?

Just saying if I bought DFEN on May29th instead of NAIL like I did, I'd be up 60% rather than fucking 12%

kikes

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OH FUCK
I FORGOT THAT I SET A SELL ORDER YESTERDAY FOR PREMARKET

SOXL GAINS NOOOOOOOO!!!!
Least UPRO is still fuckin killing it.

CHINA PLAGUE FLOATED OVER!!

why?

Dip that steak in some delicious OIL

Those potatoes do not look good
Would eat meat though

worth buying gold?

>Is this that crazy man who said the Big Dumb back in '98? That the Net was going to be a nothingburger or some shit?
yep, said it would be no different than the fax machine, same retard that said the conditions that led to the GFC were healthy economic conditions and that trump's election would lead to a sudden market crash

I was thinking about REFR and also PLYA. Not sure which to choose

Future is looking good, new deals are coming in. Your fault for listening to bears.

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>gold and silver stocks

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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Why the hell?
If you have to watch MSM, CNBC is the most tolerable. Cramer especially entertaining, and often correct despite the hate everyone has for him.

Based Saint poster

RDSB

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Why the fuck did you put $10,000 in an indian cartoon company that rocketed 3000x from a pajeet pump?

I guess the memes are true

Zig Forums really does buy high in hopes of selling higher

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didnt they say that they are closing stores and/or filing for bankruptcy?

this.
>cope.jpg

Jobs are up, 3 million. Recovery on July, new ATHs on October, possibly 32000 dow.

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Either way, NAIL has the potential to be 300% if you just hold it. It's definitely not a short move though

VERY BAD GIFT FROM CHINA!

Why isn't everyone just buying calls for October on whatever meme stock you're interested in. Way easier money

businesswire.com/news/home/20200603005929/en/Scion-Asset-Management-Voted-Support-GameStop’s-Board

BURRY IS GONNA SQUEEZE
>HTZ

>5.00 p on stock that's now 4.99

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Fast Money, qt financial hunnies, and they pull better guests than Bloomberg

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SSL CHADS, SLOW AND STEADY GAINS! NO HYPE!

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I mean, they're not wrong. Airlines aren't making any profit.

Seething and coping

newsfilter.io/articles/genius-brands-international-inc-issues-shareholder-letter-895fef603e4d08cb2e7b972590b8acc6

its cooming

TRUMP KNOWS OUR MEMES

Okay I FOMO'd and bought OXY at $19.00. Please tell me I didn't fucked up.

Imagine ever listening to the "experts."

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i watch bloomberg for financials. they start rolling footage of the president speaking, so i get curious and check MSNBC, and they are showing it, go to FOX, they are showing it, flip to CNN and its typical race-bait propaganda from opinionated marxist professors spouting DNC propaganda like its fact

Are REITs still a good buy?

When even the orange man looks at the airline stocks LOL

oh mr trump why did you call out ego of mr buffet

Trump calls out Buffet for selling bottom :DDDD

>can win a nobel prize in economics
>would go -25% returns a year in actually buying/selling market

wow I trust academics!

It's only down today because nobody knows about it outside of /smg/
$10 EOY

always do the opposite of what jews say

Ok. Which one of you degenerates did this

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i have set and cancelled sell orders 3 times today i want to ride this thing but the fuckery has me scared

(((experts))) seem to have an agenda

Buy visl while its low for the day, bout to rally for a pump

What you guys think? Buy more UAL today or on Monday?

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buffett BTFO

What's a good site for seeing financial info for IPOs? Didn't buy Warner Media or Zoom Info because SA, Finviz, and Wallmine didn't have zilch. Don't mind paying like $20/mo if this shit's actually paywalled.

youtube.com/watch?v=BEh2KQeTF04

27,000 dow jones industrial average with 40 million people out of work. this fucking market is like a nigger that needs to put down the pipe.

300%? Are you high? Home builder stocks are generally 10% or less from their All time highs. Those home builder stocks would have to rise almost 100% from where they are NOW to see NAIL rise 300%.

Hit my stop loss on VISL

What is this retard doing?

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Fuck I don't know what to do today, I might just wait until monday

Lol that cuck who pretends to be an expert on the financial markets.

Realistically when do you sell?
At 20%? 30%?.....be honest

Trump just dissed Warren Buffet. Buffet, are you going to take that? Are you going to let him make fun of you on national tv?

Sell it. Sell it all and crash this market. Trump really probably shouldn't of done that.

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DONT USE THE D WORD

just do a stop loss so you can just manually change the stop price with more flexibility than a trailing stop

Enjoy the rush of living on the edge

That's the proper way to wear a suit.

I actually thought I was late to the party when I started loading up these positions. It's probably still a good time to join the ride up bobo.

they have a rock solid basis for profit, have been flatlined for years due to accumulating content and IPs, have stan lees last project's rights (IE, disney may buy them simply to have a stan lee monopoly), CEO has $1 mil of shares that he did not sell at $11, and the only reason the dump happened was because of a filing for a $2 offering that turned out to be false (it had already taken place weeks ago)
the momentum is shot but the product is legit

lmfao COPE

You sold me, I bought in last week. Do I wait for a an 8.00 buy or yolo into

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SSL, the patricians choice of growing stocks

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Uhhh Trump ripping Cramer and the Crew, then calling them geniuses. Then ripping into Buffett kek.

OH NO TRUMP SAYS HE DOESNT LIKE THE D!!

Solid take
Yep, In the future, this time will still look like the dip!

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FASTEST RECOVERY IN US HISTORY

BASED ORANGE MAN!!!!’

>whos afraid of the big bad flu

At -50%

This is Zig Forums

Sheeit dog, look at the volume though, shits moving, itll probably rally again. Try to buy back in before it rebounds

You're the retard. It's tradition to leave the bottom button undone.

The Bobocope is off the charts

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Forgot pic related

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Warren Buthole bet agaisnt America. You never bet against America. Not with Trump on the wheel!

HURRICANE

This speech is unironically bearish

Do you know what fucking math is? It's around $30 now and has the potential to get back to around $90. That's around 300%.

Who hired these stupid experts?

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damn what was price you bought at?

They're all going back to work in a couple of months.

Why does everyone want to buy on peak euphoria?
Here's a little thought exercise:
> How did you make money? Bought a dip.
> How will you make money in the future?
> 1. Chase a momentum based rally
> 2. Buy a dip

I will

oh as soon as i found out what shows they had and the fact that they're releasing a channel/app i know it's legit, as should anybody who knows anybody who has small children

but fuck, man, whales are really fucking with this stock

R O C K E T

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Wow they really give Nobels to anyone huh

BASED

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Assuming he’s wearing a two-button jacket... like an ass

You mean those geniuses he watches very often?

go back before they cut you to save money

OUR BOY CRAMER GOT A SHOUTOUT

SMHB is probably gonna keep mooning for the entire month.

They all attend the same universities and think thanks that spend all day giving each other awards

why sell? it only goes up!

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so fellas what are we thinking about wti sell or hold, personally i want to see that sweet 2019 price

im afraid this is a setup by very powerful market makers and hes taking the bait

>great buying opportunity for gold!

I've made no profit the past two days because I'm all in on a penny that is supposed to be mooning.. feels fucking bad man..

im buying gold