/smg/ - Stock Market General

A toast to bear suicides!

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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baggieyoushould.kys.fag

>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/bull/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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Fuck anime

i also said fuck it to eating ass during covid but i've been chowing on ass for two weeks now.

fuck diapers

St. Joseph of Cupertino, the patron saint of air travelers and aviators, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

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Bobo on suicide watch

fuck jannies

Most expensive wine I should buy in celebration for today's gains?

Im gonna miss bobo, he was not a smart bear but he was cute.

Incoming correction, mumu!

Never thought I’d say this, but I think I’m becoming racist.

>coping this hard for missing the dip

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It's been a tough journey lads, but we finally made it.

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LOL!

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BULLRUN OF SUMMER 2020

There's a lot of angry fags seething over the rally right now

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someone fat fingered it and bid on my $30 8/21 draftkings calls yesterday for $10 bucks

started printing immediately

a cheers!

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He’ll come back briefly at earnings to slit his wrists in front of the family.

But what about the dip when le second wave hits?

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user from last thread bought FOMO. Get out it's gonna crash.

We holding though the weekend bois?

Cooks

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I’m going to take profits and invest in monster girls.
Screw the boomers, the future is now.

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Should I buy pizza for my coworkers in celebration of today?

I'm about to FOMO fuckkkkkk

3200 before the end of the day anons

WE BREAKING 320 TODAY BOYS

whats the highest percent return stock i can buy right now with plan to sell before end of day

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remember to match you portfolio with astrological signs

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OPEC meeting tomorrow everyone. That's why oil is shooting up. Everyone expects production cuts to drive oil prices up.

It’s Friday isn’t that the day for pizza parties?

yes, that's based and appreciated.

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>PAYROLE TAX CUTS

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oh shit he just said we are asking for more stimulus money tahts a huge green catalyst get it now BUYBUY BUY

Get some bobos

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Post gains. You have gains dont you, user?

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cheers to all the anons representing team BVLL

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S&P 3200
>S&P 3200
S&P 3200
>S&P 3200

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You guys laughed at me for shilling SSL at 1.60. Hmph.

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youtube.com/watch?v=wZhLuMWVC_Q

THE MARKET WILL CRASH! SELL NOW OR BE READY FOR THE 50% CRASH! SELL SELL SELL!

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I should have bought SAVE or AAL, could have doubled my money, but I wasn't sure so I held back. I just sold the little JBLU I had, wasn't a standout but still money. I had a golden second chance on AFLYY when it fell well below my original buy, but I was worried it would be down for a while and wanted to buy more SSL instead and didn't want to pay the $7 either on a small second buy. The AFLYY actually stings the most despite being the smallest missed opportunity to date of the three, because it was my baby that I shilled to you all here, and I didn't buy it when it dipped again.

But that said, I'm not going to be a mopey faggot about money that was never mine to make because I didn't even buy. Time to pop the champagne and wait to see if we close low so I can buy some more stocks with my winnings right away!

63 shares in SSL at 9.03
Damn did I miss out.

OOOOOOOO 3200 SPX
BOBOS ETERNALLY FUCKED

Cheers, brother.

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Lads, I feel like I’m dreaming. I’m so fucking green today. So goddamn green.

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>GNUS shakeout over immediately after i increased my position and averaged down
>ZM resuming death spiral
>NAIL calls going to print on Monday
>MFA 10/16 calls showing life for the first time in 2 months
the only way it could get better is if tankers weren't complete dogshit and my DHT calls came back to life

HOW CAN YOU CALL THIS A RALLY

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yes. we're only going up my son

We gather here today to honor the memory of our friend, Bobo.

That was his birth name.

Most knew him simply as Bear.

Bobo's life was tragically taken at a young age. I’m saddened to say, he never really hit his stride or had the chance to grow up to enjoy what might have been his prime.

When Bobo was born he was full of hope and vigor. He dreamed of being an investor. He loved having an audience, though our friend Bobo had to settle for a very small one.

Those of us who knew Bobo well, knew he was not a patient bear. Though many admired Bobo because he was a self-starter, he was often cautioned about rushing into things.

I suspect if Bobo were here today, he’d tell you he would have been wise to have been more deliberate about planning.

Again, though we honor Bobo's spirit, like all of us, he was deeply flawed.

Bobo was self-centered.

He longed to be listened to, but seldom listened.

So much of what Bobo had to say was about himself, his investments, and his accomplishments. It’s hard to imagine that Bobo never noticed his audience was tuning out, but he persisted in his ways. Some things cannot be explained.

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how long are we HODLing for boys? september? longer? might go full boomer and hold forever

>be 0 dollar neet
>get trumpbux
>invest in some safe divvies and some high risk stuff
>up 50% and will be receiving an average 15 dollar dividend a month

Fucking comfy.

SPY 320 AND CLIMBING

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Yeah you fucking retard

hey there fellow poorfag

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Almost got back all the money I lost in Feb-Mar.

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Do I drop my LATAM bags are what?

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FUCK
WHY DIDNT I TAKE MORE RISK
I THOUGHT THERED BE TIME TO LOAD UP THAT SIDE OF MY BARBELL
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I HAVE NO ENERGY INDUSTRIALS OR FINANCIALS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHERE'S THE -99% IN TVIX GUY?

lk im cooming

BEARS BTFO

HOW DO YOU EVEN LOSE MONEY IN THIS MARKET

Kek. Just imagine how much oil OPEC+ and Russia will flood the market with after this press conference and job report. Whose ready for oil boogaloo part deux?

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Yes, I believe I do

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but that tweet implies that there were blacks with jobs to begin with.

don't worry, i'm coming back soon

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>NOOOOOOO THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE 2ND GREAT DEPRESSION
The absolute state of "experts"

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BOBO ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK ARE YOU OK BOBO

(SPOILER: NO YOU ARE NOT OK)

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BOEING CHADS WE FUCKING MADE IT

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Just a reminder "bobo" means stupid in flip language.

This is the chart of a bear that capitulated right before this bullrun. I really needed this

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Nobody would buy my BTCs until now and I'm not retarded enough to sell naked options.

user....I....I...you..rr-eally b-bought LATAM? We're all gonna make it except

Officially doubled my money since march. Reits, travel, defense, energy.

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a toast! to bobo! he may not have made them in life, but in death i'm sure he will gain the profits he longed for! farewell!

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3200
>3200
3200
>3200

Only 200 more points and we're at an all time high again

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Expect 3500 when oil goes 50

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if you're that faggot who wouldn't stfu about latam then i hope you hold that shit until it kills you

By being a bear in a bulls market

thats because national guard troops got called in a couple cities so their looting was hampered

Cheers

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Bought 200 IVR and 170 MRO
Both making me a nice penny right now

Thanks Bizchads.

Anyone else afraid of buying anything?

THE CHEAPIES ARE ALL GONE! WE MISSED OUT ON ALL OF THEM AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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I AM MAKING SO MUCH FUCKING MONEY RIGHT NOW

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I bought 171 SSL shares last week on the cheapy

I also bought 2000 CPE shares which are up 42% today lawl lawl lawl I'm riiiich

Thaks Zig Forums (until it all crashes down)

About $5k of my 50k portfolio is in the memest meme stocks possible, thinking I'd lose it all, but it's fucking mooning

K, I'm doing it.

I'm holding. After seeing Hertz this whole thing is retarded. I would imagine LATAM goes to $4 or $5 for now reason in the next week or two

They won't. They're hurting severely from the massive price drop. They can't afford to flood the market again.

Exxon is pumping like a motherfucker

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I sure did unfortunately. The assumption is / was that they'll somehow rally from bankrupt, but I don't understand enough about how bankruptcy works in relation to stock holders.

Let's say LATAM does rally. It's the largest airline in Latin America. Now what?

Well said. Let us pray for Bobo, his wife Bobette, and his beloved children Bobby and Boberta.

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Some things have run up a bit too much and will dip back temporarily because of being overbought, but there's literally no reason to be losing money right now. Literally bought SPY 320 calls 30 minutes ago and I'm up 100% already. Can pretty much buy calls on anything that hasn't reached Feb/March rebound levels and you'll print money.

>going up by even a tiny amount when it was in the depths of despair and expected to dip into the gates of hell
god the press are retards

nah, fuck that loser

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I-it's not stopping. *sniffle* W-why won't it stop?

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GNUS is still a cheapie and you've got until everyone figures out that the launch is on june 15th to get in

Just wait until next month when they find out you can't work in a burned down building

Hit a million today boys. Not sure if or how to celebrate. Just posting to say thanks, got a lot of great ideas out of this board.

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YOOOO WHERE'S THE GUY WHO SHILLED SSL?!?!?!? LET ME KISS YOU ON THE LIPS FULL HOMO

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you've some nerve showing you're face around here bobo! scram! get outta here!

>Be me
>Want to invest 1k but dont know in what
>Overheard family friend complaining to dad that he lost money by shorting airline stocks
>go all in airlines
>made $400 in one day
Thanks boomer

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no

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IVR and REITs. Still down like 70%

A TOAST TO YOU FREN MAY THAT BE THE FIRST MILLION OF MANY

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I think I might fap to her today.
Lovely wings and talons.
3500 is believable at this point.

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>AMD

BASED JEROME GOING TO CAUSE US TO HIT 350 BY END OF AUGUST

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RTX Chad reporting in

WTF DO I DO WITH THIS MUCH MONEY!??????????? ITS LITERALLY A YEAR IN THE WAGIE CAGIE

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wtf is going on? why are we poomping 3% today?

Anyone holding ITCI, OLN, or SSL? What are your predictions for them in the next couple weeks. I have calls that have printed, but I don't know if I should hold them. I forgot I even had these or why I bought them in the first place.

What software is this?

SSL not meme stock. Check stocktwits, nobody watches that shit and Zig Forums has no clue what it is lol

>AAL is in a bit of red flag, you should dip it
Thank you for providing just the push I needed to sell.

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What if he doesn't even invest and is just successfully clickbaiting with low-effort analysis videos and fake portfolios?
Big brain strat if true