I have two friends that come over every once in a while. We are all software engineers. If I make it and buy a new house, I want it to be really nice (cause yolo and thots), but I also still want my friends to come over. Given the recent threads I’m getting concerned about word getting out about me knowing about crypto and getting robbed or some shit. I trust my friends, but I can’t tell them “dont tell anyone I invested in crypto” because then they would know the magnitude of how much I would have to lose, but if I don’t they might just casually mention it in conversation and word would get out.
The only alternative I can see is lying to them about how I made money. I hate to lie to my IRL friends but it’s opsec 101: don’t become a target. What believable excuse can I come up with? Serious answers only please
How to hide the fact that you invest in crypto from friends?
Take the modestpill and don’t get a fancy house.
Cut all your friends off. They’re obviously not your friends if you have to worry about them fucking you over.
fear not, crypto is going to zero
Idk, I want to be comfortable
Practically speaking I guess you’re correct but theoretically all people are corruptible, friendships end, and opinions are mutable. I’d just rather not be on anybody’s radar if I can help it
ngmi
Then get a comfortable one that isn’t fancy
>Buy gold.
>Hide gold
>Fake your own death
>Kidnap friends
>Move to island
>Chill with friends till the end of days
FIND A FLAW
Also an additional question: how tf would you explain having so much free time? I can’t imagine keeping up with so much lying
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I'm new to this so I have a question for you people. Do you unironically believe with this much certainty that crypto is going to make you rich? That it's not just a gamble? And even if it does all eventually moon, then what? Real currency and the world economy tanks?
Look user it’s a fucking trade off no if ands or buts you will have to make some sort of compromise if you want to live a life of wealth or freedom whether that’s having no friends/family or going full jogger rich, make a choice in between that you are happy with. I think you are being overly paranoid. People like CSW and Richard Heart still have their wealth. Just don’t associate with joggers
don't lie about it, just kind of muddy the waters. say you invested in a tech start up. if they ask what say it was a company that wrote code for atm machines or something. the business was called linkpay, just make it up
You're basically scared your friends are going to dox you? Sounds like maybe you do this
Or just rent a separate apartment for your little hangouts.
Yeah but if you really need to worry about your personal safety then they’re definitely not your friends. There’s shit friends and then there’s enemies.
Simply don't tell them. If they ask or find crumbs, say you "own a few hundred bucks" in btc.
Then, all in Suterusu.
>Friends have their own ambitions and goals
>Simping for friends
>Uncomfortable with being alone
>Friends kill you and take your gold
FIND A REASON
The only reason the fiscal irresponsibility of world governments hasn't caught up with them yet is lack of competition
Yee but i wanna keep em around if i ever get into a private medicine business mane. Fuck em just like they fuck me
What are you holding that makes you think this will ever be a problem?
Stay poor
Saged
Unironically this
Buying and HODLing is no different than lotto tickets or "collector's edition"
Actually acquiring wealth is wise financial management to capture and realize fluctuating valuation as your choice of equity. That's literally the heart of capitalism and any business. Buy low, sell high.
Crypto hodlers essentially freeze equity when they could use it to grow itself by trading on fluctuations in the asset or some other asset.
Lol y'all dont wanna work in shit you are passionate about? You can do both to an extent and are you salty you dont have anything you truly love in life
>Crypto hodlers essentially freeze equity when they could use it to grow itself by trading on fluctuations in the asset or some other asset.
Nice word salad when you could just say opportunity cost you fucking pseud ledditor.
Just tell them your parents bought you it or tell them your renting it as opposed to you bought it.
you don't tell them
I'm glad I never had any friends kek
"I got a really good deal and I've been saving up for the down payment for a while"
Nice try but I am HODLing my PNK until 4 USD
These sound less like friends and more like connections...shady ones at that.
Tell them you invested some discretionary money in penny stocks and got luckier than a hung stud in a women's prison with a fistful of pardons.
Dude it's fucking simple
Buy house
Buy toys
"Yeah I got lucky with crypto friend. It's all gone now. I managed to set up a trust fund with what was left over. Want another beer?"
>Crypto hodlers essentially freeze equity when they could use it to grow itself by trading on fluctuations in the asset or some other asset.
>being fooled by verbosity so easily
ngmi