/smg/ - Stog Marged Generals

UP 17% PREMARKET EDITION OOOOOOOOO

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
>bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Is it worth it to put up with women's constant bullshit just in order to have sex?

Are the rumors that Disney may buy GNUS today true?

>150% in 2 weeks
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Daily reminder if you didn't buy calls on Friday you are worse than reddit tier

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SQQQ
Am I gonna make it or nah?

“BEARS aren’t here” he thought. “I’ve never been in this neighbourhood before, but there are no BEARS anywhere”. The cool wind felt good through his thick voluminous mane. “I HATE BEARS” he thought. The Only Way is Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the Diet Coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away any (unmerited) fear of bears in the markets. “With a printer, you can make the markets go anywhere you want” he said to himself, out loud.

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Up 2k in premarket, made a decent amount last week for my portfolio size, looking for another good week! Where are the bobos coping?

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Pull back today pleeeeeeease

How fucking stupid are you lol

Dude, wtf did you buy?

cringe

No. It’s a pump and dump scheme. Get out while you can.

so whats the move today? do we just throw a dart at a board and buy whichever oil stock it hits?

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calls

SSL BROS REPORT

>HODL he said
>Should have listened
>it's not too late

20 IS COMING

V shaped recovery is pricing in as we speak.
buy literally any dip

What's an undervalued company/sector.
Looking to sell my airline stocks with a profit in the next few days

>Is it worth it to put up with women's constant bullshit just in order to have sex?
So, there's this thing called hookers. You're not gonna believe it.
You can have the fucking cake and eat it too.

i usually invest i crypto need some good stocks, made gains on nustar. what stocks are a sure thing?

Disregard women, acquire currency.

Big stack of Sasol @ 5. Averaged up to 2234 shares @ 7. Also made 1.6k of day trade of LATAM and $800 of GNUS

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oil is tanking

b-but user after the last month of pumping they're all so expensive...

SHIP today or is it too late?

When do they expire?
What's the ticker?
Why would you ever do this to yourself? How long have you been at this shit?

I cant wait for this week. Oil will run until Friday

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No I don’t do option trading. I buy and hold.

I’m an SSL bro

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I bought TQQQ calls Friday, but not very much :^(

Cringe meme.

Silicon Valley orgs, starting with Alphabet, are moving their core employees to live in corporate "campuses". So long as you tow the line for faux-progressive corporate-communism company "culture", you get great benefits and live like you're a little richer than you actually are based on pay, you're around similarly pleasant, intelligent, brainwashed and horny people all the time and your one child on average will have dyed hair and a fucked up name and no gender identity whatsoever and learn about weaving hemp but grow up to be a paper pusher and prolific social justice blogger.
Work from home for Silicon Valley giants is turning into never leave work, walk from your bungalow to your office, and never stop being infused with the "culture".
I shit you not, it is some Scientology level stuff. I'm sure you can probably see Alphabet's campuses on their very own Google Maps.
So that's not less corporate real estate holdings, that's new corporate real estate holdings including residential and employees renting directly or indirectly from the company they work for.
It's the company store scalping people at mines 2.0, but comfy this time and your arigula and tofu sandwich at the diner only costs $70 because it's farm to table and they're paying Google a cut for the privilege to operate on the nice campus for their employees, and they're also paying Google rent themselves!

Is it ever a good idea to buy at open? Or should I wait until near close? I have a limit buy for IVR at 4.50 but it the trend is looking pretty bullish.

whats the best FUCK NIGGERS stock?

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Lmao. Pathetic

FUG this is surreal

Isn't there a prison that sells stocks?

Literally buy any call on a non-retarded company a month out and you will print money

>b-b-buh what if its red
thats why its a month out and you hedge your bet some way (puts, shorting, cash, BnH, etc)
>calls on a 3x ETF
bold

Geo or swbi