/smg/ simp market general

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>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
>bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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stonks

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Are we stocking up on more SSL on open or close bros

If you want to baghold and buy an underlying, buy at end of day you retards.
Based fellow chad optionbros you keep doing you.

Thoughts on OXY?

So do I sell CPE now or can we expect it to pump further

Discuss the airlines.

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It's making me $$$

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EOD

Praise Jesus Christ.

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG DICK BVLLENING BEARCVCKS ARE CVCKOLDS! BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVLL!

So, are we going to pretend that everyone suddenly leave tech to go all in on retail? Surely investors will go all in on tech once the 2nd wave hits...

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>oil -7% with best news so far
i fucking hate this shit so much

>2nd wave

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It pumped at open yesterday

long

priced __

I'm still up on LATAM, waiting for them to be a government subsidized cargo delivery service

fight me

yeah its less risky to buy at close

Broooooooos, will I ride into valhalla?

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bro....

I'm ready to sell and reinvest at open today, it's between RIG and KOS, what do you guys think?

Buy UCO then, Oil only going up...until end of July.

>Have $10k to buy stocks
>Pretty much half my money
>Terrified of buying too high

Should I just go for it?

>wti -2%

where is your -7%?

>I'm ready to sell and reinvest at open today
I hope you mean sell at open and buy at close.

in VLRS, mexican airlines, doing me hella well

Das rite

>NKLA
lol feels good being right constantly

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DWSN is doing well for a tech stock.

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dont buy shitty companies and you will be fine

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Will issue new shares by october

Good luck to all that catch the Algo.

TANKERCHADS. RISE. THE. FUCK. UP.

>brainlets haven't read the small print on the OPEC agreement

Markets open in 20 minutes

PUT YOUR WAR FACE ON FAGGOTS

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what are we buying on open

guys should I pull my IVR and LK orders before market opens? did I miss the ride?

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back to your pedo general faggot /smg/ is for people who actually make money

>finally save up some money to start playing with in the stock market
>market recovers
I should've just yolo'd my life away in March

Puts that expire on Friday

DHT is up 1.36%
tankers are absolute dogshit run by scum of the earth in an industry that is scummy as fuck
those dudes WILL fuck you
don't hold tankers unless you just love reading about tankers more than making money

>brainlets haven't read the small print on the OPEC agreement

what does it say?

Watching SHIP at 0.15. DFFN @ $1.00. And IBIO

OOOOORAAAAAAAHHH

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I'm new and I don't like this. It's my second week. I can't take it. I have a good portfolio now and I just want time to stop so I can stare at it and drink zero sugar pepsi. i'm sorry. I can't do this anymore.

TankerTard reporting, ready to lose money Captain!!!

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Hindisight is 20/20 user, you made the right call. Don't trade with money you can't afford to lose.

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HODL ON SEA CATS

RH premarket opens and ZM immediately surges

how fucking stupid do you have to be to buy a company that is 200x overvalued and what value they DID have is in a black swan event that is, for all intents and purposes, fucking over

and not to just buy it, but to clamor to get in the door

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It's an election cycle and the dems are pulling all the stops, there should be another dip it just might be in other areas. I'm waiting for it.

Holy fuckkkk I’m gonna be rich today bros. Gonna dump my June WM calls today I think, but I’m feelin good about all the rest of them

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Set a stop loss, this paumping is going to correct eventually. I'm not even a bobo.

Show us your puts.

redditors

Did you invest in SOLO? Why or why not?

im a natural twink bear but nigga,, Oil has to be propped up for the SP be this high, and its exactly what the FED wants. Do not bet against those niggas mane

>tfw missed the March dip because I'm a fucking retard who actually listened to bears for once

Please tell me the kung flu is real so that all the niggers and zoomers die and we have to go into lockdown 2.0

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Dow Jones for my passive investment.

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Every person feels like they're dealt a shittier hand than they actually are.
> graduating mid 2010s: Damn I wish I could have bought houses when they were dirt cheap.
> graduating late 00s/early 10s: Damn I wish I wasn't looking for a job in the biggest recession in a century
> graduating early 00s: Damn I wish I could have picked up those tech stocks before the pop
etc, etc.

What matters isn't your circumstances but how you take advantage of them.

Holy shit lol, I boight VTIQ at $30, didnt even realize its NKLA now and up to $40

People lose a metric shit ton of money by jumping in before they educate themselves first. And it is generally the case that people first get into the market right after a crash for precisely those reasons. You are seeing what would normally take months or years happen in weeks. Just take the lessons to heart, get comfortable with yourself in the market and be ready for the next crash.
>there won't be another crash
Literally and unironically said after every single crash in the market.

>PFE down
Are they losing the coronavirus vaccine race?

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how do you think they plan to trigger it?

i'm open about my ZM puts

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Today is a good day for us. Especially for all those holding FRO. This thing has been a genuine winner since buying the dip.

DHT has been weakest performer for a while, we don't consider it.

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should I buy SSL. somebody think for me please im tired

am i baste Zig Forums?

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Good luck out there today lads. We're all going to make it.

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Are we gonna dump EOD or should I wait till friday?

You better not drop on us maggot, buy another long on any company RIGHT NOW

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Millions of people went back to work today, corona is literally over

how much of your life do you want to spend worried as fuck about yet another african uprising or an entire country spontaneously going to shit

If you said this a month or two ago I might have some sympathy, but you had 2 months of V shaped recovery to hop on and you only have yourself to blame.

Don't have enough money to put into DJI, what do i put money into for passive income?

Should buy SSL open or close? All signs point to massive bull flags, going to try to buy open, not seeing it dump in price EOD.

wouldnt be any different than any other day :)

Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey jooooooooooooooooooker

have you been under a fucking rock m8
>listening to bobo

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SPY

SSL CHADS

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Same bro, same. 100% cash and suicidal

i don't worry about it at all because i haven't sent any money to the most corrupt continent on the face of the planet

since last peak

Yes I am getting called back to work next month

Nice pic. I’m going to save it and won’t even ask for permission.

Bullchads rise up

There is nothing left to buy.

i'm gonna enjoy this hold

I just have some Airbus instead. Up 40% right now. Not sure what to do now though. Surely it won‘t just keep mooning all the way back to where it was, right?

Buy CMLS, last chance

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Thanks ONDK user

I’ve heard oil is going to have a big week. Would it be stupid to get into these at open? I’m considering just waiting until close, since everything seems to be green right now.

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they said the exact same thing a month ago, and the month before that

screencap it
the png has a hidden self-destruct and it'll FUBAR your images folder

Gonna snatch up as much IVR as I can once it dips. How low do you think it’ll go?

I've got a bunch of Airbus too, holding it for now as it feels like a safe option that's likely to go up in the future. Might buy more even

No one is going in to lock down, we riding this pale horse in to the sunset with no baseline.
Boomers better find a fucking rock to hide under, we ain't closing shit is bulls till they're shit turns green

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You had 2 months to get it on the cheap you mongoloid:

reminder to pump my REITs
look at that upside potential, price has memory remember? It will double in 3 months!

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Buffett has been saying it for at least a year.

same and i know that if i buy in again theyre going to declare a second wave and another lockdown

ding ding ding

ready for lift off

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Probably wont go lower than 4.95

See how it opens, it might be an idea to buy in after the initial dip rather than EOD.

2 min boys for D Day!!!! Get into fucking position.

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requesting that pic of pink buffet

probably like 4.90.

Stay out until I sell my bags

>SPY

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this weeks market strat: sell puts to retarded bears at inflated prices then watch them beg you to buy them back for pennies

>SHIP down to 0.158
Is it a buy or is it fubar?