/smg/ smelly market general

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give it to me straight bros, when is the next lockdown

can the market crash after today

they should do alright once NFL starts up

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took a 90% profit on my WFC calls...after a string of defeats that felt really good.

The power of the printer

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Zoomers aren't human, you aren't wrong

Pull back please!

PRAISE BE TO GOD

FOMO FOMO FOMO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FOMO FOMO FOMO
FUCK FUCK FUCK
FOMO FOMO FOMO
FUCK FUCK FUCK

>meme stock with no profits and market cap bigger than vegas dumping
>i don't understand

Well, considering large flus are a 100 year event (1919 spanish flu and now 2020 bat flu) the next lockdown can be expected in 2119.

>NAIL @ +2%

AHHHH FUCK YOU

When to load up tqqq?

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Does anyone have any thoughts on draftkings crashing

TANKER CHADS REPORT

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>betting against the financial might of the United States of America
They get what they fucking deserve.

AMPY it almost below $2.30, anyone taking it??

market is circumsised, no skin to pull back friendo

Can someone explain to me why my brokes sucks ass and won't let me log in? Thanks

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>JUST KEK MU-

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Please and thank you head towards 3000 so I can make even more on the way to 4000!

Confess, my child

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Just 33% more upside to go and I'll finally be even on these pieces of shit!

HODL DHT MUHREEENS
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD

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checked and same

I’ve been telling everyone to load up on wells for a month now, most underrated throughout this whole “recession “

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no

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Post those 'folios bros

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Can I still get into IVR?

What do I buy more of EOD?
SSL? IVR? Ideas?

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Shitty meme stock is a shitty meme stock. Buy a real company.

OILbros where you at?

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STONKS GO UP

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

FUCK THIS CLOWN MARKET

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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DHT and FRO are up a lot today

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getting real sick of your shit Jerome

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>stocks only go up they said
>down almost a whole % from open and it's not even halftime

futures are down though

tankers are dogshit and people still holding them are masochists but brandons are the only ones who did that marines shit

I'm in space at 18.11 and I just want to FUCKING SELL

>MU
MICRON IS BASED

I bought/sold too many of the wrong things.
I didn't buy/sell enough of the right things.

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I only buy index funds but I like watching the gamblers suffer and succeed on this board

I wish LUV would just go over $40 so I can sell already.

I just bought some AMPY, it's got a buy rating from Roth and a potential price target of $10 by eoy

my uso call is down at the moment, but im holding, doesn't expire till july. might do a UCO call as well in a minute since its cheap.

Go up to $11.00 SSL you fucking faggot jesus fucking Christ

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And this is already old pricing

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I don't understand, it was on ESPN all day Saturday with the UFC. I only have one share and I'm holding, I don't see a universe where it goes lower as more sports start up again

Stop betting against the United States of America.

Just bought about 80 shares of XOM. Let's ride

Lazy passive investor here. Am I brainlet for using my broker's total market index fund instead of index ETFs? It seems straight up better (especially expense ratios), but I can't tell if I'm missing something because I'm a retard.

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>my draftkangz calls

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>these discount stonk prices
I can't stop fucking buying today

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Tfw the premium on an option is likely being held up by algos from being companies. Buy side is a 5 cent increment away from the sell side. Hasnt dropped even though stock has dropped over the course of the last 30 minutes. In fact the premium went up. Thats just annoying and im not paying 10 bucks more when I paid less for when it was higher, now with a steady decline.

JEROME I NEED YOUR HELPPPPP

I'm an oil man ladies and gentleman

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hmm
i was thinking he seemed pretty scrawny for a cop

I shouldn’t have sold my oil but I was crabbing for months so I went elsewhere
Got mad at loosing 2 weeks ago rage quit for a week and forgot the OPEC meeting
Know Idk

question:
if I buy a vertical spread can I buy back the long call option so that I would only have a naked call option left?

BA 9 shares @136
ALK 10 shares @31
DAL 10 shares @31
LUV 29 shares @38

It's stupid and retarded, but it's given me mad gains so far.
Really glad I held since March.

2 chapters of a random walk down wallstreet
that doesn't sound too bad

Come on, break the roof

I am thinking of cashing out on the stocks that I reached pre-corona prices on, and putting everything into RTX, the trend seems good for going long.

Am I retarded?

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watchu buying. i got 1200 to buy right now, but can't decide what.

>WTI -8%
what a fucking Joke,