/smg/ - Stock Market General

STOP SOI POSTING YOU GIANT FAGGOT

All in on Enron bros

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He isn’t winning.

We've got decreasing volume on a ZM bart

I withdrew my 401k and bought all CHK with it, I can't beleive that its only 50 dollars a share it was trading for 300 plus per share

Imagine trying to short SSL
even AFTER JP Morgan upgraded the stock to Overweight today lol

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You are an opportunist bastard who gets turned on by the suffering of bankrupt people.

you're overweight

Accumulate $REFR

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Who else bought a shitload of Marathon Oil when it was at $3.50?

>dem green feels

I bet your whitebois wish you bought some BLACK GOLD right about now. Oil is mooning and the police are abolished.

Should I buy and hold forever 10 Nvidia shares, lads?

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I DIDN'T BUY HTZ AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

ivr calls.. yay/nay?

Should I buy now or is it too late?

Sounds risky. I have my funds managed by Madoff, pretty good gains.

>short something not even back to 50% of pre-corona price
Please don't throw away your money.

Why are my stocks mooning so hard right now? What the fuck is happening?

>WTI -8% with no recovery in sight, despite most bullish news ever, including supply cuts and re-opening of stuff
Oil is fucking dead forever. Sell everything related to oil and short the shit out of it.

I don't have the balls for stocks like that

I wish I did as they are mooning like fuck

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To the Canucks who pushed CVE calls on me - may the maple gods bless you with the sweetest syrups.

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Imagine looking at a chart that is up literally 1800% in the past month and go "Ahh yes now is the time to buy"

when is HTZ sell?
also who an ONDK chad?

bro, it will get at least to 200 a share

>police are abolished

based. Can't wait to use my munitions to take over liberal gunless & Godless neighborhoods and force gunless Whites into slavery

he made the call

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Robinhood was a mistake.

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This is totally normal movement. Yep, nothing strange about this at all.

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better to sell puts.
bullish and the impending IV crush is on your side

I just bought a 6/19 $60 GUSH PUT.

Oil can get fucked for a day.

Sure but make sure you buy October calls.

is there anything he cant do?

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I'd say no, but if you were going to, today would theoretically be a good day considering it's down.

CHADS REPORT

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kill 99.99 percent of people

HODL ONTO YOUR SEA CATS

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Geeze it's almost like there was a global pandemic that temporarily lowered prices and now things are trying to get back to normal HMMMM

Can someone help explain to a stupid lazy faggot why my Roth IRA has blown up so much? Everything has been going straight into FFNOX (because lazy retard), and as far as I can tell, my total return should've only been like 25% max so far, so how the hell have I gotten 56%???
It's not like I put that extra 6K down in March when everything was crashed, so I just don't get it.

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I wish I had bought more NOG. I don't get why NOG is skyrocketing while JOG falls.

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wtf is going on, i have a call with them and i want to sell that shit. WTF

> STOP SOI POSTING YOU GIANT FAGGOT

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NOOOOOO THE VIRUS IS LITERALLY KILLING 3% OF PEOPLE OVER 80 IN NURSING HOMES ON THEIR DEATH BED STAY INSIDE FOREVER

how long until they lose everything?

I don't give a fuck about skin color, but my hands are tied deep within my oil stocks since the April 19 oil crash.

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Had 35 shares at $27, sold 10 @$54.89

>The U.S. economy entered a recession in February, an NBER panel said, officially marking an end to the longest expansion on record

Well DUUUH, how is this breaking news? Fucking boomer networks

>I don't give a fuck about skin color

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It's great to be part of big dick club desu

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>Robinhood was a mistake.
Why? You are literally watching fiscal Darwinism. Just watch and have a giggle.

> he fell
> for the
> pandemic meme
lmao just lmao

robintrack.net/symbol/HTZ

MITT or IVR or both??

wish I bought more calls at open

"normal" is not >200% of what it was right before the pandemic, especially when the pandemic is not even over yet.

Dont worry about it, money printers go brrrrr

>people poking fun at people using Robinhood on the “business” section of an anime message board

Phew

Yay, we’re back to before covid, this time overvalued by another few trillion dollars more.

MITT MFA IVR

>this COMRADE!!!!!!!

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I didn’t force brainlets like you to buy overpriced shit. You sound like an irresponsible poorfag lmao.

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Hertz puts?

isn't it hilarious how bobo entirely vanished from the generals

he used to always come around talking shit on minor corrections

now he's just completely gone, kek

maybe momentum will shift now

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Holding out forever. I'm going to make my money back one day.

LCi chads!