/smg/ Stock Market General

Pray for a never ending moon mission edition

Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bears
>bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous

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divys are your friend

Price predictions for IVR next week?

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You have 10 seconds to name something more based than my SSL $7.5 strike call options with a July 17 expiration

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about tree fiddy

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>ndx new ATH

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Is there no hope left for SAVA?

tvix is up today and so is the market last time this happened the market went down for a day? Should i buy tvix then sell after the dip to buy more?

My positions are better than yours.

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Wish there were decent brokers in the UK (or even shit ones that were easy to join) that did options

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I averaged down to $2.6 and am just going hold it. I still believe in the potential.

Tptb knew covid was a nothingburger back in February. I can only imagine how much they made in options calls.

Imagine having a trip and being consistently wrong about stocks, the stock market and basically being the biggest loser in /smg/ history. I guess the one positive thing is that we can identify him and ignore his advice, if I were him I would drop the trip to avoid further embarrassment

Going to sell IVR on friday.

shit was an absolute steal at $77

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So is there not going to be another crash?

My OXY calls

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If you're a permabull, slap on a trip so we can laugh at you in a few months.

October.

Baggie is funny sometimes. Pendy, LCIfag and SNSSfaggot are the worst trips and they all hide their trips now thankfully. Drunk and Weekend Baggie is absolutely cringe though.

Short SFIX

put your trip back on, baggie

cope

SPY 400 2020

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No more crashes, little one. Only moons now.

The only identifying thing for me is semi consistent posting of 2D honkers.

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They’re all fags. LCi is about to moon though

>this time the crash is for real, the US is collapsing just like Rome, India world superpower 2025

Loving the gains today but sort of wish we could fall tomorrow so I can buy in cheaper.

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threadly reminder that cunny lickers won and are majority

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I'm thinking about buying £100 of either Nostrum Oil & Gas or Tullow Oil as both are really cheap right now
Will they go up significantly or both are doomed? I'm new to investing

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There has never been in history a crash as deep as this one that has recovered in less than 9 months. Here we're almost completely recovered at less than 3 months in.
Likewise, there has never been in history such a crash NOT followed by a second crash right after a temporary recovery. Due to the above there's no way to tell what really will happen of course, but pretending your stance is the sane one is retarded. Right doesn't mean smart, just like a ZOOM investor could be a billionaire now when a ZM investor would only have increased his net worth a bit.

Made just over 800 on MITT today... now onto the next one

additionally, common strings might include
>however
>additionally
>debt/credit bubble
>tightening profit margins

>all this stinky bull sperg
Never said anything to that effect. You might stay green, but you know it's getting riskier each passing day.

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Is there an /smg/ discord?

Has there ever been a crash directly caused by every single country locking itself down because of a viral pandemic? No? Okay cool maybe this is uncharted territory and ur just mad

painful rash behind my right ear, really hurts

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same, bought and sold within 2 hours of eachother and made 1200 dollars

izi

>this time it's different!

Uh oh, IVR is dipping.

What are you looking to load up on before close bros?

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What’s the next one?

no but there is a whatsapp group

it totally is though, you're seething

FUCK FUCK FUCK. I BOUGHT THE TOP

I lost taste in my mouth and I'm showing all the other China flu symptoms

fuck

But it literally is, obviously.

>lockdown
>uses the media's manchild language to describe a quarantine
Yeah, I'm sure your opinion is going to be valuable

YUM

I think I am blacklisted from jobs.
I don't understand why I keep getting rejected after good interviews. anywhoo stocks up.
Whooray.

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>1 post by this ID
lol stay mad bobo

IVRR

Bobos are back. Very bullish signal.

The market being retarded right now. This is the biggest sucker's rally in history. Once the market realizes the mistake it's auto-correct feature will bring us back to the proper levels. Just a matter of time really.

Quarantine is for pussy fags

Yes, exactly. If the crash was caused solely by everyone not working, why would it not recover quickly once they all start working again?

cope more bobo

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The S&Ps forward PE ratio is now at its highest level since 2001. For fucks sake you moronic permabulls stop buying, the FOMO here is insane.

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>everyone’s making money

Those suckers...

You guys always do this

>stinky touchy bulls
haha, keep trying to justify equities positions as anything less than incredibly high risk.

no, i just get really frustrated with daytime posters for being so blatantly wrong with their reasoning, also my WFH is going really slow.

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if they ask for race put white hispanic and if they ask tell them you're cuban, works every time

What happens if everybody crashes at the same time? It wont be one empire rising as another falls, globalization has made everything so interconnected that we are all going down together.

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Even fox biz is bullying bobo

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You don't make anything until you sell. Once we start to see some people try to make money off this it'll be a rush for the exit. It's really simple.

HMM I WONDER WHY PEOPLE THINK THE MARKET WILL GROW FROM WHERE IT CURRENTLY IS

jesus fuck

Dumb bobo.

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>race: native american
>gender: other
>lie about experience
ez

rip
buy weed and psilocybin stocks

Devilish trips.
t.me / smgeneral
I just made a telegram group if anyone's interested. I will check on it from time to time.

so when do we start dumping? this can't go on forever right?

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It is, but that doesn't mean it makes sense. Again, it's like saying you should invest in ZOOM not because people will mistake the ticker for ZM's but because you genuinely think it's the correct ticker for corona.

They haven't started working again, there is widespread damage throughout the economy, many companies said they're going to be at even bigger losses in the upcoming quarters, reports say up to half the furloughed employees are never coming back, oil war isn't over yet, wave 2 is guaranteed to hit soon especially because of the protests, and so on.

>didn't buy the Hertz dip

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Yup oh so simple. All going according to your master plan. You’re delusional.

cool analysis, we still will all have made money and you didn't

Permabear is a cringe look on you

When it's at least 50% above the previous ath

Goddamn GNUS is the craziest ride of my life.
I scalped that dip to $4.55 and went all in.
Literally gambling my account right now.

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its not going to dump till wednesday/thursday, it'll pump tonight and tomorrow.

How will bobo ever recover

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GNUS is too spicy for me and im willing to take pretty risky positions

literally looked at hertz this morning and was like...nah..

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Probably, all these places are looking for "MUH DIVERSITY"

You couldn’t have known user, only degenerate gamblers bought hertz.