OOOOOO WAGIES

Design and architecture have been completely co-opted by evil kikes

>Wage Cage
Wage Slave
>Dirt
Worm
>Interlinked
Interlinked

>Misery
Happiness
>Tedious
Exciting
>Interlinked
Interlinked

I'm shooting up a workplace.

>Mary Meisenzahl
Is that Jewish?

take me out will ya? i dont have the balls to do it myself but its best for all of us

>it puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

kek

They're gonna make those pods bullet proof.

>HEY user! WELCOME TO WAGIEWORKS
>MY NAME IS BUZZ I'LL BE YOUR ORIENTATION GUIDE
>NOW BEFORE WE BEGIN, PUT THIS COSTUME ON. IT'S IMPORTANT TO MANAGEMENT THAT WE REALLY EMBODY THE SPIRIT OF A WORKER BEE.
>DEDICATED TO CREATING A GREAT PRODUCT, WE WORK TIRELESSLY TO ACHIEVE COMPANY GOALS.
>HERE'S YOUR POD. THERE'S A URINAL IN THE SIDE, JUST PRESS THE YELLOW BUTTON WHEN IT GETS FULL AND BUTCH WILL COME REPLACE IT FOR YOU.
>THERE'S ALSO A COMPARTMENT FOR DUMP DIAPERS. THAT'S WHAT YOU USE FOR NUMBER TWO. WE DON'T HAVE BATHROOMS HERE. PRESS THE BROWN BUTTON TO PAGE BUTCH WHEN YOU RUN OUT OF DIAPERS.
>DON'T WORRY ABOUT STINKING UP YOUR WORKSTATION. THE GENIUS VENTILATION SYSTEM SHOOTS IT RIGHT OUT OF YOUR POD!
>Buzz walks you around the pods that wagies are working in
>YOU KNOW user, I REALLY THINK YOU'LL LIKE WORKING HERE
>wagie inside the pod you're in front of is peeing in his urinal while holding his nose
>wagie starts gagging
>wagie vomits all over the wall and floor
>UHH COME ON user LET'S GO MEET YOUR MANAGER. NOW HOW ABOUT THAT WEATHER HUH??

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Seems pretty comfy to me..
Can normies please leave

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Agreed. A lot of people prefer pure solitude for work. Myself included.

You are learning well frens.

>solitude
lmao. and what grade plastic do you think this shits gonna be made of? thas right. Binbag-grade. You'll feel every keyclick, fart and snore, like you were right next to it. Because, you will bee

I can’t breathe

>walk with Buzz to a slightly larger pod
>NOW MARIA-LAQUEESHA-JOHNSON WILL BE YOUR MANAGER. BE SURE TO CALL HER BY HER FULL NAME, I KNOW IT'S EXHAUSTING, BUT SHE GETS KINDA GRUMPY IF YOU DON'T
>open door and see pic related get up from her desk covered in pictures of nigger children
>she speaks to you
>OH HEY user, MY NAME IS MARIA-LAQUEESHA-JOHNSON, NICE TO MEET YOU!
>NOW, FIRST THINGS FIRST. YOU LOOK UH-MA-ZING IN THAT BEE COSTUME!
>SECONDLY, AT LUNCH TODAY WE'RE GOING TO PLAY TWO TRUTHS AND A LIE, SO BE SURE YOU COME UP WITH SOME FUN FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF TO ENTERTAIN US!
>AND LASTLY, I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT WE HIRED YOU BECAUSE WE WORK REALLY HARD. REALLY FUCKING HARD. WE GET SHIT DONE, AND THAT'S WHAT WE LIKED ABOUT YOU, user.
>she gives a shit eating grin
>as door closes, Buzz starts talking again
>ISN'T SHE LOVELY? JUST SO YOU KNOW, DONT PICK ANY FACTS ABOUT YOURSELF THAT INVOLVE EATING MEAT. SHE LOVES ANIMALS.

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everyone knows blue hexagon = $$$$

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Better than open plan bull pens, work would be a lot easier without a bunch of niggers polluting my surroundings

>NOW LET'S HAVE YOU MEET THE CEO REAL QUICK. I SENT HIM A GOOGLE INVITE THIS TIME, SO HOPEFULLY HE'S READY TO SEE YOU.
>walk up to a regular fucking office door
>no windows, but a piece of paper taped to it that reads "don't fucking come in unless you're ready to be fired"
>Buzz opens the door, immediately you can see the lights are off and you can hear clapping and moaning while he searches for the light switch
>Buzz flips the light switch, you both see pic related
>CEO throws the woman on his desk and yells at Buzz
>BITCH I FUCKING TOLD YOU I'M BUSY AT THIS HOUR. I DONT READ MY FUCKING EMAILS YOU UNDERSTAND??
>literally throws a book at Buzz's head
>Buzz rubs his head and starts to talk, weakly
>UMM YEA SO I SENT YOU AN INVITE SORRY BUT HERE'S YOUR NEWEST EMPLOYEE: user!
>CEO, still naked with a 7 inch erect uncut penis with visible sores on the shaft and head, walks up to you and says this
>LISTEN HERE PUNKASS BITCH. YOU FUCKING GET YOUR SHIT DONE ON TIME AND DON'T LEAVE UNTIL IT'S PERFECT. I DON'T TOLERATE BULLSHIT. IF YOU EVER TRY TO LEAVE THE OFFICE BEFORE ME, START LOOKING FOR A NEW JOB. GOT IT? NOW...
>his dick starts to visibly tremble
>SCRAM!
>as he yells this his yellowish white ejaculate catapults from his dick onto your face
>Buzz walks you out of his office, takes out some tissues and wipes it off
>SORRY user, HE'S JUST THE WAY HE IS. HONESTLY YOU'RE LUCKY THOUGH, HE FUCKED ME IN THE ASS ON MY FIRST DAY.

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keep going user!

I'm high as hell
Keep the autism going

gold

>Working hard in your cuck pod, making sure your productivity statistics are up so they don't start venting in Laquesha's BRAPs again
>Suddently hear "Pumped Up Kicks" blasting outside the plexiglass Wagie Window™
>A man in a My Little Pony trenchcoat is shooting up the office, brutally mowing down the cohort who were recently let our for their 12:15-12:30 mandatory diversity appreciation drum circle
>You see him heading towards your pod
>Finally, sweet release from this living hell
>The bullets plink off the Wagie Window™ and he moves on to the IT Pajeet Pit
>Suddenly, your surgically attached headphones/distraction cancellers bark "user! YOUR OUTPUT IN THE LAST 2-MINUTE PRODUCTIVITY PERIOD IS DOWN 57%! GET BACK TO WORK"
>You quickly get back to scrubbing interracial crime statistics from the One World Database as the smell of chicken skins that have fermented in a black woman's hindgut for 12 hours begins to fill your pod

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this is giving me anxiety user make it stop REEEEEEEE

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