/smg/ - short men guro

BIG DIX edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=excessive_pussy_juice

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

Previous

We still got a week and a half left of pump boys.

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i havent bought anything yet might buy some later

Oil bros we got too cocky

OOPS
I accidentally a nipple ;_;
pic removed!

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That OP image didn't last long.
Sell now. Buy back in later.

I didn't want to make more work for the jannies to clean up! I'm not good with image editing, but maybe I can manage to remove an areola.

THANK YOU JANUARIES!

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Realistically what is Boeing gonna do? fast track it to 300???

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>to the user who was saying SSL was updraded that shit happened in december is it still relevant? and the stock has went down after hours

Upgraded in December. Then downgraded to Neutral when COVID happened. Then upgraded again June 8, 2020.

The upgrade happened June 8, 2020.
All oil and energy stocks were red. Most of them went down in After hours as well.

No doomsday with SSL. Hold

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Anime posters deserve cancer

alright thx for clafification my bad is it to late to buy in? seems like a p good price

my cowardly refusal to buy stock in companies that are literally bankrupt or in forbearance is causing me to miss out on so many gains

why tf are futures up?

Same reason they were down yesterday. No reason at all.

>tfw found this company on my own and was thinking about going in then find this retard nonstop shilling it which makes me suspicious now
Why you gotta ruin it for me

Pricing in a good Fed response.

The future is green, friend.

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I myself loaded up on the dip today, an extra 200 shares at 10.00.

Will load up more if it says at that price or dips more. In it for the long.

JP Morgan wouldn't upgrade SSL for shits and giggles. It's a solid internal chemical and energy chemical, yet, people think it's a meme because they see it on here. $25 EOY. Just hold, energy and oil still have ways to go but we are making progress.

>you found SSL on your own
>it is your company
>no one can invest in it now

Shoo, I got in at 1.60 and I feel strongly about it. Undervalued and oversold company. Shoo.

TOMORROW WE ARE GREEN

>fewer orders, fewer employees, less revenue, more debt, less acquisitions in the pipelines, less demand
*honk*
Yes because index ETFs need it to be 300 to reach ATHs.

all of Zig Forums should be NSFW boards and then uploaders get to tag their images as safe for work if they wish, and browsers can set a cookie to show non-safe images

i'm almost only browsing blue boards nowadays but i really miss being able to post everything. there are many funny nsfw images i want to be able to post.

i'd rather have the system above + have some boards allow porn threads and others disallow porn threads. (meaning it's ok to post the occasional porn image for fun but not porn dump on every board.)

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im that new investor user from earlier idk if u saw im liking the price its at right now probs will go lower is there any way i can secure that price for when the market opens tomorrow morning?

Damn all the news im reading about the market for the rest of the week is incredibly bullish and futures are neon green. We made it bros

i give up

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This is 4channel fren, safe for work guaranteed. Not that evil Zig Forums across the street.

also I like to shill it to remind the FUD'ers who told me it's shit and wouldn't go past 3 on here.

Just a daily reminder that SSL will make it. and I will laugh at FUD'ers.

JPow is going to pump LITERALLY. EVERYTHING. tomorrow.
Except airlines they're fucked until next week.

DAMN

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Welp lads I've got 10k in my account

i'm finally 1/100 of a millionaire

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I waited 3 months to buy back in into my index fund wtf is going on

>"stock markets set to fall"
>proceeds to rise rapidly

how retarded and poor do you have to be to not trade options

We rarely get new visitors here im sure, i think the /smg/ crowd has heard your shilling for the last 2 months and has made a decision about SSL. Its annoying seeing you guys shitpost about it all day every day, I bought some at 3 dollars but I dont feel the need to shill it non stop, I have lots of other positions

i doubt anyone browse this board at work where anyone would see the screen, half the images are borderline porn on biz anyway and the other half are racist frogs

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Naughty!

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god what the fuck are these retard strength futures

Carnival cruises a buy? Will boomers be eager to waste stupid amounts of money on those shitty food poisoning lodges soon?

Idk im poor and trade options let me tell ya ill have a ferarri within 10 yeas

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The fuck Yiu been for the past two months? They’ve been a buy

FMCI chads report in! $30 guaranteed when the target company is identified; $50 post-merger!

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Attention all SSL bagholders:
You can literally buy a 17.5c for Sept 18 for $1.20
That means for $120 you can the right to purchase 100 shares for 17.5 by that date. If it moons past that you can sell the contract for big money or actually buy it if you want. If it doesn't you are out $120 instead of bagholding a turd.
Calls are LITERALLY made for this.

are the meme REITs going to recover? im hurting for yesterday, i bought the top like a retard

Options were a game changer for me. I basically never want to own actual stocks again.

IVR is the only one that won't recover

Same I never reserve actual stocks for the only thing I statistically suck at. Biopharms. I buy the actual shares of those.

Based
Have you yet discovered the glory that are strangles and straddles? Yes, there are more than this. But those two are kings for a reason.

Why is that?

Damn shit I fucked that reply up. Biopharms are the only sector I wont trade options on. I buy shares of biopharm. This is because statistically I am not good enough at predicting their success.

LTM IS MERGING WITH DELTA.

I REPEAT

LTM IS MERGING WITH DELTA

They have unsustainable debt and the uncertainty over future revenue isn’t going away anytime soon.

It’s a buy if you’re trying to scalp or gamble.

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You are going to run out of luck at some point and be left empty handed. Even the best take an L sometimes and with options that means losing everything

You're minimizing profits by using those strats

POGGERS???? IS THIS BAIT OR TRUE????

No. REITs are fucked. Think of it this way:
They have huge fucking loans and are required by law to pay profits as dividends. But people and even corporations have not been paying rent for months. Even if they survive, the stock will probably not recover because they will likely have additional debt, decreasing their asset values, and have lower income. If they don't survive, then the bank takes over and holders get fucked.

It was falling apart before covid, do some research. Some people think its worth 2 dollars some think it will be a penny stock.