RUSSIAN FEMALE EDITION

RUSSIAN FEMALE EDITION

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>FOMC Countdown:
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https:/animefuckingsucks.net/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for bears
bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4
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first for jesus

>Female

>you now remember the covid19 hoax of 2020

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How are we feeling with oil? I and holding through this correction/dip.

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I am starting to become... restless.

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Based and blessed.

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Are they gooks? Are they western? No? Then they're females.

Can the bears come out to play?

>AMC is above pre-crash levels

Zug zug

OMG HUMAN FEMALE

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So anons what's on the menu today is it greens or reds

>https:/animefuckingsucks.net/
>first for jesus
Many bearish signs already, not boding well for the open

Buy calls instead of bagholding you retard

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WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

ey Baggie, how's it going?
Your call for today?

IVR IS GONNA BOOM

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The jews did 9/11

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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it's the terrorists. They're targeting us with their slave hoards.

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NO DUMP
WE GREEN
BOBO WHERE ARE YOU???????????

St. Homobonus, the patron saint of businessmen, blesses (You) and blesses the global financial market.

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WE'RE PUMPING

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>+0.05%

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GREEEEN OPENING. DJIA 35K EOY.

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NKLA IS DUMPING OH SHIT
WHATS PUMPING

SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR SELL IVR

WHY ARE WE CRASHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Oh man, Robinkiddie pigs getting slaughtered on airlines

I put a stop loss in for SSL. I want off this ride.

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RED

CUNNY

O MY GME

>market crabs
>portfolio blood fucking red

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IVR

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Took my modest IVR gains out at open, see you niggers back at $2

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TANKER CHADS REPORT IN

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have we been living in a bizarro world for the last few months? do we just buy shares of the worst companies and get the best returns?

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IVR RUINED MY LIFE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HAND OVER YOUR GAINS

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Imagine unironically rooting for institutional traders because you're so butthurt Hillary lost the last election and Fauci didn't ruin the Trump economy and a bunch of bored conservatives who believed in the POTUS made more money than you

lmao

SECOND DAY IN A ROW WITH STRAIGHT FUCKING DROP JUST FUCKING END ME JUST DO IT JUST FINISH ME FUCKING AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WHY THE FUCK IS TDA GLITCHING OUT RIGHT NOW MOM'S GONNA FREAK

KOS and other oil chads what the fuck is happening? I was up 50% monday why didnt I pull out

>Imagine unironically rooting for institutional traders because you're so butthurt Hillary lost the last election and Fauci didn't ruin the Trump economy and a bunch of bored conservatives who believed in the POTUS made more money than you
What the fuck is this rambling?
Robinzoomers are dumb money that everyone can harvest.

Very confused as to why MITT is rocketing while IVR is going down. IVR is literally valued at nearly 3X what MITT is.

>all my SSL gains gone

HOSANNA

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imagine thinking a bunch of shoeshiners will actually keep their gains. These people are literal hype trading kids looking for a wagie exit. They will be slaughtered just like cryptoturds.

Why do you have cei? It literally goes down every single day

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What time is fed meeting?

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If any of you fags have an iPhone, you will know that if you're on the home screen and swipe right, you will be taken to the "Top Stories" screen. I accidentally did this yesterday and was shocked when I saw a NYT headline that read ""From I have big dreams" to "I can't breathe." It's utterly appalling how the media is trying to gaslight the masses into thinking Floyd was a good person with aspirations. If we don't collectively try to put a stop to this nonsense, we will lose our way of life to these evil forces. Enough is enough, bros. We are losing.

Why the fuck would I sell something that's lost 90% of it's value?

Buy more SSL. Thank me EOD.

Based fuck niggers

hello again

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AMEN!

Anyone here getting in on $XSPA? MGM? down big premarket. I'm holding DGLY til 10-15.

Pls pump today mr. powell

IVR ABSOLUTELY FUCKING GUTTED HOLY FUCK

He missed the run up and wants people to sell for cheap shares.

BASED!

is it actually time to average into SAVE? we're under 1 on price to book ratio

Everything up pre market until Robinhood panic sells at open

I’M BANKING ON THAT MERGER AND I REFUSE TO CLOSE ON A LOSSS AHHHHHHBHHBHHHBMHHHHHHHH

Yeah sure looks like it LMAO

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That is one thing of many that has driven me crazy enough to start trading. It’s like lifting to shake off the bad feels.

Sold my TQQQ calls, might buy more after Fed announcement

yeah it triggered my stop loss at 5.50 eh I made 3k off of it atleast, coulda been 10 though.

Anyone else having trouble with TD Ameritrade right now?

Will it go that low? I would like to get back in and go long but I can't decide on a price. I thought maybe $3.50 right after earnings, but I was just happy to take gains and wait for the wave of cope today.

>VRM is still going up

>IVR down nearly 10%

why do retards still think REITs are good investments? what REIT has actually outperformed the S&P 500 ever?

also lol it's now 11%. based zoomer reaper

>IVR below 5
Fuck

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Sold SSL at 10.05 yesterday. Felt a bit bad when it went higher but very glad today.

>missed out on another moon
i literally watched it moon its not fair

I am financially ruined

>We are experiencing high traffic. You can still place trades, but other functionality may be impacted.

I should really really get the fuck out of RH

YES, my whole account is 0.00 balanced and no positions showing

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>IVR
Thank god I put a stop on that, maybe I’ll buy back in when it bottoms out at $2

They're good for divvies if you bet on the right property class

DIAMOND SUPPORT AT 3200
BUY THE DIP!

fuck i am a retard

>GNUS
OOOOOOOOOOOOO

Same. What the fuck is happening right now?

>They're good for divvies

ya but stock buybacks from literally any of the bigger cap corps are gonna give you more gains than divvie pittances.

Have you guys ever lost over 60-70% of your money in your account? I’m at $200 from $5000 now. Should I just leave it in their and save up my money again or try to make a comeback with it?

Seeeeeeeeeeeeeethhe

Aahahahahahajajaha

REITs are halted

NKLA IS DUMPING POTENTIAL SUPER PUMP LIKE YESTERDAY?

> out of IVR before any serious loss
OFFF, I'll take that -2% as a reminder.

>Seeeeeeeeeeeeeethhe

lmao seethe over what? my portfolio has fully recovered from the last ATH because I don't yolo trade like some r/WSB retard.

god i love watching retards get btfo

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Their balance sheet is shit, they sold off a bunch of assets in April and are about to dilute the fuck out of their shares during the dividend declaration. $18 ATH’s will not be reached again for years. It was pumped by Reddit kiddies and is now crashing and burning, scoop up cheapies once the dust has settled.

This i guess.

Go figure they go down right after open.

Im chewing one of these interns the fuck out on the phone when they fucking answer.

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What the hell were you doing?
BUY AND HODL POLOBOYS

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Yeah I’d find a REIT that focuses more on residential lotta offices are loving the WFH situation

Like pottery

>Im chewing one of these interns the fuck out on the phone when they fucking answer.

why? it's not his fault. why do faggots like you have to treat people like shit?

>I finally broke even!!! Durrrr
Lmaooooooo

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2pm EST

>Losing all my gains from this week

That's what I get for being greedy, I should've took more profit

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SSL, DAL, AMPY in red.
Gonna hold.

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I waited until -15

>>I finally broke even!!!

that's a funny way of saying I made assloads of money over the period of a decade.

I held because I always leave to early. I think it's called greed. But I like KOS and will buy dips to increase my position. It will get to $6 sometime this year. I overheard jews talking about it.

>Cramer shills against tankers today saying they are pump and dump
>Only tanker pumped and dumped for real was NAT which he himself shilled and was the worst company
>Out of all tankers, only NAT is positive today

God dammit robinhood.

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>implying you aren't a shoeshiner
>implying most of the people here aren't shorshiners
>hanging onto a hundred years old anecdote in order to make yourself feel better
You faggots are disgusting

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>Nasdaq is being pushed upward by Zoom
Hilarious

WHAT THE FUCK Zig Forums???? I CHOSE TD OVER ROBINHOOD BECAUSE YOU FAGGOTS TOLD ME TO NOW IM GETTING FUCKED

CHADAQ IS GREEN

Why do faggots like you have to point out sensibility when im mad.

Fuck you, now im just gonna angry smoke cigs til they pick up.

Thanks, you rational cunt.

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brb heading to the store to buy rope

Because he’s a cunt

KTOV and GNUS. Sold GNUS at open yesterday

what cramer? Just bought more FRO, bitch

Thanks.

I sold my calls at the top, and bought right back in the small dip

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Robinhood meme traders who buy bankrupt stocks without reading anything about what bankruptcy is, until slowly figuring it out on their own and realizing what colossal retards they are and turn into the weakest of hands.
>F-fucking boomers
Pathetic.

its over

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It's got me shook man I bought at low 2s and was up over 2k monday and now I'm up like 500. I feel like a hold for the summer is the smart move but part of me wants to get the fuck off the ride cause I've got too much tied in

All in on OAS, CPE and OXY. Down forty percent, how fucked am I?

user it's still dipping though

Robinhood being bad is a meme. They’re all retail shit and with jews you lose. Also no one here is better than anyone else it’s the “business” section of an anime forum. It’s like discussing the market on gamefaqs.

Cramer looks like he’s losing his mind

AMDCHADS WE RYZEN THE FUCK UUUUUUUUUUUPPPPP!!!!!!!

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