/smg/ - Stonk Market General

bobo wins again edition

>FOMC Countdown:
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https:/animefuckingsucks.net/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for bears
bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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Fuck you bobo

SSL is red because we got the shares before the jews did.

I'm holding and buying the dip. Manipulated dump

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I've been warning yall for days about this week.

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man TDA picked a hell of a time to shit the bed

IVR has single handling ruined me...
I'm never listening to Zig Forums again

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>SSL ivr
Hahahahhahaha why did I buy this shit I have to become a jogger now fucking kms

When did you buy?

BOUGHT GNUS AT 5.25 OPENING AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH IM FINANCIALLY RUINED AAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

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I guess I buy calls?

STFU, hold those bag with strong hands.
My god some of you are weak.
We had a dip nearly a week ago.
Wiped out 5days of profits.
Relax.

Only the chad Nasdaq will survive the purge.

I respect the decision user, I jumped out at the open made quite a bit and tried to catch a falling knife yesterday sadly, so all my gains disappeared.

AAL IVR MITT KOS you're killing me I HATE YOU BIZ

>Sold Uber at $38

Who else big brained? See you at $10.

Pulled out 100%. Going to reinvest after another crash due to second wave corona

bought puts on amd gg me ill let them expire to zero fuck it

At the top

I'm just so scared user

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HERE IT COMES BOYS

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Also my SHIP is going down in flames AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!

JP Morgan wouldn't upgrade it for nothing. You didn't lose until you sell.

You could have gotten out of AAL late last week, early this week. How much did you get them at originally?

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Why tf is it so slow today?

Hold the dip.

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WHAT IS JPOWPOW GONNA SAY

Who else bought china calls? Currently got a BABA, VIPS, HUYA, and NIO call

All in visl and rnwk boys. Wish me luck.

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FUCK YOOOOOOUUUU BOOOOBOOOOOOO
HOLDING TO $0

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I told you stonkbrokers to get out of MITT and IVR on Monday
>Dumped all my IVR @6.53
>Dumped all my MITT @7.02

I'll be glad to buy them back from you when they hit their NAV/price targets again, which are now 2.5 and 2.

Spy puts? What strike and timeframe you gay bears looking at

Tfw normies and Zig Forums pumped a stock I never mentioned to them before the pumps and I held and didnt even sell at a good price. Now it plummets to about half its value as they likely will push it to below former value with feelings of fud. This pisses me off so much.

gay bears what are your deals today sirs?

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That's it, I've had enough of this clown market. Just sold everything and now I'm just daytrading options (puts).

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Why would you do that on the morning before fomc?

gay bear trap. it is you bobos who fell for this one....

Call me a pussy but I gave up on SSL. I took 15% loss and redistributed whats left to chink e-commerce. All boomers that surround me are in panic mode and think the doom is coming, these fuckers will bring the market down even if there is no reason for it.

Literally everything I bought is red and all the shorts green...

This. We will all make it bros just remember your iron hand training

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The key to PnDs is you buy the dumps and sell the pumps retard

Bought fmci. Was it a move?

Did you cash out and get your profit on VAL? Hope so.

hold everything that dipped,

buy more in the things that dipped

Excellent choice

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Just do the opposite of what you think you should do from now on.

im ruined

Told you to hold off till it pulled back to 0.15-0.16.

Draftkings.

MLB is coming back. Chad MLB union put up a tough fight and didn’t bend early like the nogs in NBA.

Financially?

Buying the dip.
Bears will get fucked over during this trap like past few weeks.

Unfuckin believable. LibertyTrip Advisor is mega mooning again. Up 40 dols in one day.

Remember when it went from like 30 bones a few months ago to over a hundred, then plummeted back to 30s?

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Nvidia

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Fuck all you dumb IVR niggers. Never trading stonks again. Just gonna hold my baby CL.

this
don’t freak, double down
this is why I always exit position at the end of the day

itt weak hands just being shook the fuck out.

>watching NCLH go down again after I sold at 23

ONLY CRUISE LINE WITH CASH TO FLOAT UNTIL Q4 2021

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Made myself chuckle.

>See SOLO
>#SoloLostMoney

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Sara just literally SHOUTED over Carl
Fucking bitch
Let my boy Carl talk damn

At this point theres no longer any gnus victims, just volunteers.

StanLeeMedia v2.0

>CHK

Holy shit, did anyone fall for this huge pump and dump? I was tempted but glad I held back.

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ivr has had a 10 years of sticking around 17. Its going to bounce back... right guys?

Welp there goes my TTI money.

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>Bought Plug at 4.02 just to try my hand at selling calls since it looked like it doesn't move up much
>Instead it keeps going up and outperforms my oil stocks yesterday and today
>Tfw confusion because I really don't see hydrogen fuel cells being the future.

Anyone else use ThinkorSwim? It's terrifying, it just opened up displaying I had lost all my gains and I nearly had a heart attack looking through my positions trying to figure out why, only for it to go (tee hee just kidding here's the real data) What the fuck.

Should I keep that small little pre cum nut and sell or hold and make a decision after the Fed statement?

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It's back at 5.25

>because I really don't see hydrogen fuel cells being the future.

Oh. heres the confusion. Youre fucking retarded. Of course hydrogen cells are the future.

this mentality is causing the red today