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bobo wins again edition

>FOMC Countdown:
cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https:/animefuckingsucks.net/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for bears
bears are hibernating, no links

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for Powell raising interest rates.

what happens to my stocks that get delisted?

>MY SSL CALLS
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INUV is single handedly making my red day not so red

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2nd for anime

I closed out all my positions. I withdrew $1,900 to pay off my credit card debt. With the remaining money I went all in on $CARR. I plan to sit out of the market for the next few weeks. I got real spooked after being up $1,000 on Monday to being down $1,000 grand today. Fuck this clown market bull shit.

>the fed is spending tens, sometimes more than a hundred, of billions dollars daily on repurchase agreements; 76 billion yesterday
>in 2013 the average daily trading value of the NYSE was 169 billion. Given that the SP500 has roughly doubled in value since then, you could argue the average daily trading value has doubled as well, to 338 billion
>the fed is responsible for up to a third of all money spent on stocks in the US
fred.stlouisfed.org/series/RPONTTLD
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_York_Stock_Exchange

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increasing interest rates = bubble-pop
never gonna happen...at least not a meaningful increase

7th for Powell raising interest rates.

I can't believe the FOMC decided to raise interest rates.
Foul Powell has betrayed us.

All these mall restaurants are reporting 80% of business coming back, what's it like for chain restaurants outside of malls?

You can no longer call them unless you've memorized their number.

>tfw looked at my portfolio
The red is just temporary, right?

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>raise interest rates
>stop quant easing
please explain for a smooth brain what this means

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cunnilingus bros?

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lol just eat my poopy

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Biweekly reminder that you have to pay taxes on the interest your bank gives you on your savings account

we're back bobros

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$CARR is a solid buy

If you didn't buy GME, you finna miss out lads

Feeling sad?
Find a giant anime girl to eat you.

Bobo or bvll she'll accept you

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What happens to my puts when it gets delisted

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If not for ATVI I'd be pink wojaking it hard today.

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It means retards on here think they can trick algos

UH GUYS

>Jerome Powell announced today that to help stimulate the economy, everyone will receive a free copy of Cyberpunk 2077 and a slice of chocolate cake his mother baked last sunday.

They can, algos are retarded and don't know how to use reason to sus out who is saying retarded shit and who isn't

I have 218 shares @ $19.20. This is my entire portfolio right now.

Hopefully you don’t own a house or car. If you do you won’t soon.

Disgusting. Especially since the FED will raise interest rates

Would like to know this too, just out of curiosity

>GNUS
I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE
I CAN SEE ALL OBSTACLES IN MY WAY
GONE ARE THE DARK CLOUDS THAT HAD ME BLIND

IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT (BRIGHT)
BRIGHT (BRIGHT) SUNSHINY DAY
IT'S GONNA BE A BRIGHT (BRIGHT)
BRIGHT (BRIGHT) SUNSHINY DAY

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Its ALL downhill from here.

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I'm down 6% over the last 2 days, which isnt that bad in actuality. I might sell at a loss right now to buy better cheap stocks to recover my losses... Yet something is holding me back from selling. Is this what being scared feels like?

They will stop printing money nigger. Which means this pump wont be backed by the Fed printer....theyre hoping theyve invented enough money to keep everyone okay. But they didnt realize that they'll need to print even more next go around because all these zombie companies who cant even pay their fucking interest are still going to be sucking on the dead cows tit.

But the fed hasnt said anything about QE or rising interest rates. If anything, the president wants negative interest rates.

I PUSH MY TENDIES INTO MY EYES AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>Posters here actually bought HTZ
oh no no no

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My only positions are TVIX XOM and RDS.b

Ready to get fucked hard out of my 37% XOM gains

SSL weak hands being shaken out. Don't give it away for cheap. JP Morgan wouldn't upgrade it for nothing. Just a correction, we were up 154% in the past month

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Unlimited QE niggas get right back on the saddle!

just took a covid test, the needle prick didnt draw enough blood barely anything came out

Can't do it again because its a one use needle, what a fucking joke. im just gonna get a knife

In my I more than double my msft it crabs. Last week I seek, now it goes up. 100 bucks I could have made extra while everything else is taking. At least amzn is keeping me in the green these past 2 days

How do crabs taste ????

The Fed announces it will raise interest rates

Yeah, but also I mistyped, it's up $25 from when I bought it, down $1 today.
I think I'll just pull the trigger and buy as much SSL from the proceeds of that as I can.
Should have sold my MITT earlier today when it was still overall green for me, for the same reason.
I'm just going to risk putting more eggs in the SSL basket because I have an opportunity to average slightly down here, and I can't always just be pulling on /smg/'s coattails asking them to advise me. I just got this BRK.B because it was low and to remind me to buy more for divvies once the economy stabilizes anyways. Wish me luck!

You get max value. Those people that sold the puts are still obilgated to buy your shares at that price. Where they sell those shares is their problem.

short LUNGENE

They bought Latam too. Bunch of degenerates who didn't expect the Fed to raise interest rates today.

just as good

I actually bought some cheap calls today, thank you for being weak handed

who else just eatin poopy rn? who cares about stonkers poopie is infinite u can always eat poopie make ur own poopies and eat it

Oh yeah, let's see that green!!!!

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haha poo poo pee pee ca ca wah wah

Bought SSL when PE zoomed and sold.
Thanks for giving me cheapies this morning.

Why would that matter? Algos calculate their actions in fucking 0.00001 seconds, they will be long again before you even get the chance to shit your pants because of the red candles you see on your chart

holy based

>Bought 300 $ERI at 35.XX today
>Back up to 40.20
What the fuck is going on
I haven't heard any new news about resorts being fucked in the ass

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DIG
BURY ME
UNDERNEATH
EVERYTHING THAT I AM
REARRANGING

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Fake pump, do not buy. It's going to dump even worse.