/smg/ Sess Memm Gee

BULLS WAKING UP FROM BULL NAPS
Edition

Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers:
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=excessive_pussy_juice

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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First for buy REFR

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PAY YOUR TAXES
>PAY YOUR TAXES
PAY YOUR TAXES
>PAY YOUR TAXES
PAY YOUR TAXES
>PAY YOUR TAXES

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>UAL, DAL, and AAL tickers open
>watching zoomies getting bled dry
Based
>and oil
Today is maximum comfy, bros.

You didn’t get shaken out of SSL, right? The Jews were mad we got in before them so they tried to shake us out

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whatever your ID is if it link up with a stock you gotta buy atleast 100 shares of it..

My long term holds:

SSL
IVR
AMPY
SKYW
NAIL

and then a handful of single shares in some meme companies from /smg/. How am I gonna do?

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just bought in bro

Bobo's had their fun. Now get back to the cuckshed.

>Pay taxes
>Market pumps and stays alive
>Pension boosted
>Portfolio boosted

Gadly

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Anyone have recommendations for oil stocks?

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Don’t lost lolicon you stupid faggot

Which one of you panic sellers sold me their SSL shares at 8 lol. Thank you for being weak handed

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HAL

NOOOOO JEROME PLEASE PUMP THIS FUNDAMENTALLESS ZOMBIE ECONOMY!

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>large market cap blue chip tech stocks up like 5% in a week
>anons continue to play around with penny stocks hoping for mad gains
>anons buying calls and getting wiped out on a slow market day when they'd be fine if they just bought the stock and sat on it

bros you're never going to get the lambo and the instagram gf at this rate

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>Australian Securities and Investment Commission
youtube.com/watch?v=yW1UrLFT9zA
>Oi! You got a loicense for that robinhood account?

I literally lost $70 because I'm retarded and accidentally hit limit instead of stop. I hadn't meant to sell yet

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Bought December calls. No volume though. Kinda weird.

This is why markets are up.

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Broham my DCA for SSL is $6.99 and I bought in below $5

I'm going to cover my short and go long ahead of Powell's announcement. There's no way he's going to stop this QE bull shit.

OIL REVERSAL: IMMINENT

what will CNBC say the moment crude goes positive?

>oil jumps on supply optimism

>trailing stop triggered today at 17.2
wow it hurts to think that I basically lost $150 that I didn't take my profits on Monday when the RSI was obviously in overbought territory
i just didnt think a dip would trigger my stop loss, was kinda hoping for a rally for a couple weeks since this REIT is still undervalued.

knowing my luck, I'll miss my chance to buy back in and this will be $20

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Anyone here have diamond hands?

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You’re going to get your shit rocked

Baggie capitulated? Very bearish signal...

Help guys I'm at the NYSE and there is a mob breaking through the doors. They keep chanting bear live matter, they have torches. Some of my friends have already had their bloomberg terminals smashed... send the national gaurd, send the FED, send help please!

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WKHSchads WE GOING TO THE FUCKING MOOOOOOOOON

>nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

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XOM

reverse psychology
permabull

Details or lick my balls bobo

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

did you forget the part where tax loss harvesting is utilized in order to reduce tax burden on annual income?

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Those are freedom rioters bro nothing to be scared of just let them burn everything down for freedom and free stuff

I WANNA BE A GIRL; SIR

Down 10% and not selling

>portfolio blood red
>still not selling

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I literally do the opposite of you and have won every time. I guess I'm selling

we went from -3% to -0.51% just now

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My only sell was 30 ssl calls I was still up 100% on. Should have sold yesterday, but I'm not smart.

It's starting to look like today could very well end in green and significantly up in post-market.

I actually believe in MFA thou. Cant believe it. I was in super low too. Just sucked watching the massive gains just keep evaporating

Anyone feel like some of the fundamentals of the market have been changed permanently with this influx of new traders suddenly FOMOing into everything on sight?

wish i had more cash on hand to buy this morning before the pump. I only had $23 from XOM dividends.

>We won't 3x in 1 year with DAL and UAL

>posting again for reckless user
why invest in stocks when co-movement in the indexes due to credit troubles might swing your winners about -20% or more? You've got a 10 - 20% upside and a 20% to 50% downside. Grade A is going to swing something like -10% or so tops. You'll get decent yield, and probably still have room for some limited growth due to low rates going till likely 2022. if the FED touches rates at all, I'd be really surprised. If rates go up, everything will shit and grade A bonds will probably shit the least because the issuing companies aren't as likely to need to issue more, nor will they deal with harsh fallen angel issues that BBB will - especially in the rating environment we're in.

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i need big green dildos on spy
now!!!

We will see about that

Pro-tip4 is the most difficult and most important.

45+ ON FRIDAY

That isn’t what happened and youre retarded

It might not. I fully admit. But right now losses are getting erased alarmingly fast. Shorts must be panicking lmao

Still feeling pretty cocky. The absolute best soundtrack for trading is that stupid beach music your boomer grandpa used to listen to. I myself prefer 'Kokomo" by the beach boys.
You really want to achieve that casual not giving-a-fucking-ness that is inspired by the likes of Jimmy Buffet, coming down from a coke bender, while simultaneously rising up on your third margarita of the day. And it's not even noon yet.


Get some stock for $10 on fire sale
> Cool man
Sell some stock for $20 while sipping a drink with an umbrella in it
> Cool man, forgot I bought that fucking thing.

.. Get there fast, and then you take it slow.

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how tf are you read at ATHs
bought the literal ATH?

Algos that slaughter pigs have new targets. Nothing more. I would avoid longing anything on RH's most popular stocks.
The worst for UAL is still coming in September.

>he doesnt short NACP

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OAS and WLL

I've made more on them than XOM, COP and SLB combined because of the low entry point.

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Or you can just not be a puss who wigs out and sells buy the dips and makes money with the big boy’s algos

MRO, RDSB

>I would avoid longing anything on RH's most popular stocks.
I would avoid daytrading them. Longing them is mostly fine (minus the literal bankruptcies lmao)

I suspect it might get to 60 or 70 and I think my nerves would make me dump it then.

Do you hold tanker stocks, divanon?