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>Brokers:
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/tomboy/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
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etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Links for Bulls
spanish-fiestas.com/culture/bullfighting-history/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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stocks go up haha

first for tomboy hooters

Thanks Papa Jerome.

Death to the FED and jews

THANKS PAPA JEROME!!!!

MY CALLS ARE SAVED

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NOOOOOOOO you cant just give away free dollerinos, what about the natural interest rate?

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2% candle, holy shit

Laughing my ass off at all the bobo bearfags talking shit on REITs this week

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GRUG BUY STOCK STOCK GO UP

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OooooOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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What do w/ TMF

THANK YOU PAPA
BUY SSL

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BLESSINGS AND MILK TO THE FED AND JEWS!!!

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Literal nothingburger by the Fed. Just rates remaining unchanged.

>MSFT as green as TQQQ
Lmao based

BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BEARCVCKS GETTING CVCKOLDED BY BIG BVLL DICK BVVVVVVVVVVVVLL! BVLLENING BVLL!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA upgraded to aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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Is he going to do it this time?

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Do you remember the first time?
I can't remember a worse time.
But you know that we've changed so much since then,
Oh yeah,
We've grown.
Now I don't care what you're doing,
No I don't care if you screw him.
Just as long as you save a piece for me,
Oh yeah

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Face it. SOXL is the answer. Now. Buy it now.

>was down 4 grand this morning

>back to no change now

Praise be to the dollar printers

Who held on IVR here?
Back to 10$ we go

DX, TWO, and AGNC have large mortgage backed security holdings BTW.

I bought puts on $STML and it was just announced that they've been acquired. Their stock has been completely flat today.

What happens to my puts?

i am financially ruined

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going to invest in a british bank anything i should know before investing in banks?

WE DID IT REDDIT

bobo got played again

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OIL $40 EOD

GET YOUR CHEAPIE OIL STOCKS NOW!!

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Here with you bruham, debating buying more but kinda just want to ride for a few days

Iron IVR hands here too fren

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What should I add to this?

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Will GNUS ever come back

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ASSET PURCHASES BY FED WILL CONTINUE

BULLS TOLD YOU TO BUY FOR THREE THREADS
YOU'RE AN IDIOT IF YOU DIDN'T

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MY LIFE FOR JEROME AND ANIME!

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Bought at 6.8, then bought even more when it went to 4.6

If any of you faggots need more proof there are IDF agents posting on /smg/, look no more further than this post. Notice the kikes’s NEED to post pedophile anime because in its corrupt, satanic kike mind it thinks posting these lewd sexual images of 2D children attracts Zig Forums posters to read its post

>June 20

why is the market cumming?

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CURSE MY WEAK HANDS

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Metro?

APOLOGIZE

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Aahahahahhaahahahhaha OH NO NO NO NO LOOK AT BOBO!!! *wheeze* AHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAH THIS LOSER BET AGAINST THE GREATEST ECONOMY HAHHAHAHAAHAHAH OH NO NO NO BOBO

NEM just exploded

70% of IVR's mortgages are Government backed.

get in soon before dollar dumps

Yup, gonna see how the market shakes it up and wait for a profit
You should be getting more shares w your dividend anyway
Probably gonna look to reeenter depending on second wave

The tickers I listed aren't paying out in more shares.

yer maw's a cowwwwww

ooo-OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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sh-shut up...

s-s-sorry p-papa jerome

Buy IVR?

6.81 here bro
Just wait, we’ll get ours

Why is gold booming?

>I bought Monday dip
>I bought Tuesday dip
>I bought Wednesday dip

THANK YOU JEROME

BUT I AIN'T SELLING YET!

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Quick, what do I go all in on?

I'M SORRY FOR EVER DOUBTING YOU PAPA POWELL

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>Dollar index collapsing again

Cash holders on suicide watch

lol yes
shorts will start covering tomorrow and then you'll really see fireworks

Who held on IVR here?
Back to 14$ we go
Back to 13$ we go
Back to 12$ we go
Back to 11$ we go
Back to 10$ we go
>you are here
Back to 9$ we go
Back to 7$ we go
Back to 6$ we go
Back to 5$ we go
Back to 4$ we go
Back to 3$ we go
Back to 2.5$ we go
>this is where you're going

He doesn't know..

I held strong!

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cunny

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Llyods.

Buying junk bond ETFs kept the inflation to the stock market in theory. Buying junk mortgages is dumping inflation into the actual economy.

Jewman Sachs already took profit.
It’s amazing how much FUD and media runs interference.

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Okay buddy

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how would it feel slowly pulling down those panties?

When is dividend day? Love all the bobos talking shit on the dividend being more stocks, as if this isn't the best time for that to be happening

>CEQP gains make up for SSL losses
I'm never betting on anything but America again

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I don't like where this is headed, bros..
The pattern of the last three years matches almost exactly the pattern of 1998-2001

the next few days will be unfettered greed so buy up as much as you can then sell off is my official advice. Whats your strategy now that we have zero until 2022.

it would be extremely painful

>Feds will keep interest rates near 0% until 2022
Holy shit greatest economy

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thats it?

Unironically I am making the first gold purchases I have made in nearly 10 years.

>IVR

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I filled my gas tank, bought a bag of dried beans, and then put literally my entire account balance into my broker so I could buy more SSL Thursday. I have been living off of noodles and a pot of beans I cooked since. Monday night I got tired of eating it and started fasting. I have fasted through this entire thing and it started to affect my emotions because I'm not used to fasting, I got depressed thinking about people who died in my family, especially my mother who I started dreaming about. Then Tuesday came and nearly all my gains had evaporated literally overnight, so I sold some greens and bought more SSL despite doubting myself a bit. Then today I sold everything that wasn't nailed down with a red dildo other than things that have similar low risk and room to grow in my portfolio, to buy more SSL.

The point of this post is: what's your excuse, weak hands?

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TO THE FUCKING MOON

THANKS PAPA JEROME

why painful user?

I'm going to kill myself with my weak hands. Jesus fuck you REIT bitchs. What the fuckkkkkk

uh, bear much?

Mad you missed out on buying it cheap?

Press P for Papa Powell’s Printers

OIL BROS
I HAVE MANY SHARES ALREADY! DO I BUY MORE OIL NOW OR WAIT FOR MORE DIPS

22
Yup, I would’ve reinvested my money regardless. People are gonna start working and paying mortgages in July.

Celebrate the good times come on

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Y’all better buy TWO while you still have a chance with these news.

so does that mean 105% of 2019 or 98.7% of 2019

BIG PPPPPP

SOXL or TQQQ?

Hedge into something else, you degenerate.

My ‘folio no longer bogged thank you Based Jerome.

The market is confused as shit, where's it gonna go.......

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Im just here because the casinos are closed

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>Love all the bobos talking shit on the dividend being more stocks, as if this isn't the best time for that to be happening
This is legitimately the stupidest thing I have read in weeks in this general.

I sold all my REITs this morning at the bottom. I'm seriously feeling sick right now

PUMP HARDER NIGGA

Just booked profits on the 6/10, 6/12 and 6/19 SPY lotto calls I got this morning. My God that was a rush.

BUY THE FUCKING WTI CONTRACTS INSTEAD OF SHARES

Bobo, are you dare I say it, not ok?

Both 50:50

>Y’all better buy TWO while you still have a chance with these news.

IVR is better. 70% MBS Huge upside potential.

BUY
THE
DIPS

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So now that we're past that, what are the aftermarket predictions? Green? Crab? Moonshot? Talking mostly Dow

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>SSL already broke $9
>didn’t buy it during the dip today at $8

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I hope you're right, I bought it near the open and it felt like getting hit by a train.

well yeah but dude anime titties lmao

lol I'm playing 4/5 of those.

We melt up now. RIP dollar

Back above 6 dickhead. Either buy in or shut the fuck up.

What's the price target of SSL?

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TQQQ gives both more returns and is less volatile while it does it. A lot of the holdings also overlap.

Bought at 4.50 last week. I'm in it for the long run.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH RED DILDOS

>tfw sold my IVR at 4.9

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DOW 30k NIGGA

FUCK A V SHAPE WE CHECKMARK RECOVERY

anybody have any insight on this?
the stock still exists there is just zero traffic on it and i'm seeing that it was lowered to a sell at zacks

WHY

>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
>THREAD THEME
THREAD THEME
LETS GO PERMABULLS
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Too late. All my buys are in the green and I jumped the gun.

I told you to buy at opening Zig Forums and you didn't listen.

15, it wont recover to pre-covid levels but it'll bounce back some

>mfw everyone is losing or winning big and i'm just stable

I actually wanted to take a risk and I'm sitting here with boring airline shit wtf....

so help me out people, what do you invest in the day of a fed announcement? i guess reits and oil?

>2D children
That's obviously not a child, you weirdo.

Anyone longing shitty REITs like IVR deserve all the pink wojacking coming to them.

THANK YOU PAPA JEROME

would reits be the ideal sector atm to put most of my porfolio in? might go into IVR

Just did at $5.73

You can't be serious

Why not both? TWO has at least 3x potential and MBS on hand

Plz jerome save my oil I'm v nervous I bet on you and kept a steady hand dont let me go poor

IVR just pumped and dumped sharp there

>You can't be serious
it's scary that you are.

Where my Utz boys at? GET THE FUCKIN /CCH/

Not gonna lie I'm diggin' papa jerome's trance lead-up music right now

IVR HODL MARINES CHECK IN

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I literally just top ticked this thing by switching from puts to calls. I am PDT locked so I cannot exit my position. Sorry guys, bye bye market.

*loses all of her money*

T. bought at 7

Im so glad I bought yesterday. Its like an instantaneous pump in last 5 mins. Never bet against the fed

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WRONG.

Price consensus by analysts is $22.

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what could jerome say that wasn't already in the fed's report ?

It's literally $22, someone has been posting the image about it today

Alright doom n gloom bobo, either justify your position or stfu

Holy shit dude did you sell at 5 when you were down and didn't want to get back in and now you're all pissed off or something?

>this nigger gibs cope on CNBC right now
holy shit

BOUGHT IN AT 6.58, STILL HOLDING EVEN AFTER TRAVELING THROUGH THE RED SEA SIR

>its red all day
>i go to take a shit
>its green
lmao

Who else is going to the top?

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JUST FUCKING GET OUT OF IVR WHEN IT PUMPS A BIT BECAUSE YOU'LL LOSE ALL YOUR MONEY OTHERWISE. DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDS.

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why yes, I hodl IVR and SSL, how did you know?

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We took a serious beating bro. Fuck the bobos

oui

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dubs and IVR flies above $7

Bullshit

FUCK YOU BOBO

WE'RE GOING TO THE MOON

Lucky double 7s. Thank you based jerome all I needed was a sign

i've done enough justification over the last few threads, not on these reits. I'll just sit and watch. best of luck fren

I don’t like brunettes but that girl is really cute

>MSFT up over 4% today

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I tried to tell them, but they refuse to listen
Looks like it would be a fun swing trade. But anyone longing legitimately has brain damage.

Why is the dow barely up? All my oil stocks are still -5 to -10% despite oil almost hitting 40

Latam airlines, what happened?

What was he thinking?

dont ask why but I literally can't profit from IVR unless it hits $10

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I'm fucking annoyed with msft. Everytime I buy that piece of shit company they crab. It was my biggest position through most of May. I sold last Friday the last bit at break even. Now it explodes 6% in 2 days from where I sold. Cunt bag

Bro just buy in now, still lots of money to be made. You bitching here won't make the stock drop. you missed your chance, accept it and buy in.

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are you a retardo?

>spread my recovery memes across multiple stocks and sectors
>still all drop simultaneously greater than the overall market

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It’s a meme you dip

my REIT triggered its trailing stop today but I bought back into natural gas instead after the news right now since REITs already pumping too hard, meanwhile natural gas didnt inch (yet?)

im a retard tho. oh god I don't feel comfortable buying at 60+ RSI at all

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I fucking told you. Today. And yesterday. Again and again. And told you why. But you had to wait for meme man to say what he was obviously going to say.

>he bought oil
hehehehehehehehehehe

This is the golden BULLRUN. BOBOS GONE UNTIL 2020

Average down?

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