Tfw 24 year old making $69k a year working a normal office job

Any analytics/statistics background, literally just make reports based on dashboards or SQL data pulls. I’m a psychology graduate doing the same thing. It’s cozy.

>tfw I do it for free but I have hella stock options
>tfw unfireable and still made money during corona

I'm 25 and making $76k. It's pretty great for the midwest but not enough. Going to try to land a six figure senior role next year.

what do you do?

that does sound cozy. i'm completing a vanilla business degree but i don't have any real skills to speak of. guess i'll learn SQL.

Kaggle has free data science skills courses with Python/SQL. Having either of those on your resume is pretty necessary for any analytics job. Go learn basics of statistics, if there’s a six sigma course offering in your business degree as an elective take that since it gives you all the project management/stats you’d ever need in that kind of role.

>>tfw I do it for free
Are you a janny

Same. I make 70k as a business analyst as a 24 year old.

What does a business analyst do? I have to work with them sometimes but I’m not sure what exactly their role is.

t. software engineer

Software developer

69 you say?

Requirements.

Also a business intelligence developer here. Make $85k but I'm a bit older than you. Relatively low CoL area.

Correct. Business Analysts help bridge the gap between your development team and the product/sales/marketing teams. They need to translate the business rules and requirements into technical specs that the developers can take and build.

could you give an example of a translation to specs? really interested

Think halfway between Zig Forums janny, assistant-to-the-CEO, and industrial engineer. I shoot the shit with customers but never actually do sales work and I don't react to customers' demands

Kek you sound like a typical wagie faggot. Developers aren’t as stupid as you’d like to think, many understand the business a lot better than any business analyst lmao. You guys are a waste of resources

Good for you. I'm 27 year old neet and get $9500 a year in neetbux.

22 year old making 85k + 17k bonus as a federal employee here.

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How do I achieve this mode?

Meh, I'm a software engineer, sometimes if you're working with a complicated enough business model that isn't immediately intuitive the BA's are really helpful if they actually do their job and put together a comprehensive set of requirements for me to work off of

I make software for the insurance industry and insurance is an annoyingly complicated piece of shit to slog through. I don't really know what the clients want. Could I? Sure, but that takes a lot more time. Better to have a BA or 2 for a team of engineers. If they do testing as well all the better.

That's fine though. The endgame is to be one of the elites. The foreigners make better slaves than White trash, the women are mostly worthless sluts anyway (and there's still good breeding material if you look around), national debt is a meaningless number used to bilk taxpayers (which I won't be) & if you raise your children properly (and take advantage of the increasing ability to genetically select/engineer them with the right traits), with the rights schools & tutors they'll perform just fine. You're just an obsolete loser, bitter that you failed to enter the new world & that you lack the ability to compete in it effectively.

be extremely lucky, an engineer, and monkey branch your way up the hierarchy of government agencies through internships before you graduate college

>tfw 25 making 20k a yr after taxes in LA with 150 college units

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Post your face if you have such superior genes

Requirements, Data Analysis/Business Intelligence are the main things in Day to Day. I don't like roles that are too program oriented. I know SQL and VB, but coding is just not my thing. I like the business aspects of being a BA.

how the fuck do you get these jobs? I have a science degree and years managing budgets and dont get interviews

I met a girl on tinder who knew someone who needed a backfill

You'll never be one of the elites. It's basically impossible.

Maybe they are exceptional. Most people just aren't that lucky. 44% of 22-27 yr old college grads are underemployed. ~56% of those with a business degree (I assume they got a bus admin degree. Could be wrong) are underemployed.

I have a Business Information Systems degree that or MIS is probably the most suitable degrees to get BA roles. I have taken a lot of Business Analysis classes at my University. I eventually want to get into a Project Management role. I only have a little bit more than 2 years experience right now.

It can be without enough luck (i.e. going hard with btc or whatever and crossing your fingers).

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The system we live in is game and set match as far as the upper echelons of society are concerned. If you're talking about elites as in the top 0.00001% then that's an unattainable dream, Definitely not a bad one to have though.