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Unironically met my wibe on tinder
Inb4 cuck simp etc I don’t care
Met her when she was 21 and I was 28 in late 2015
She was just getting into suicide girl alt modelling and dressed like a fucking whore (which I was into being a degenerate coomer stoner at the time)
Treated her like a fucking whore for the first couple of months which she loved
Then one day she attempts a shit test after I double booked her with my bro
She gets salty and gives me the whole respect my time bullshit spiel
I tell her to go fuck herself we break up for like 6 months and she’s alpha widowed as fuck
Match her again on tinder the following year
Go for a drink with her and she tries to sass me and flex muh strong independence
Go back to her place and fuck the shit out of her into her pathetic whore mattress on the floor while her stupid Pomeranian watches
After that point she’s literally in love with me and quits whore modelling because I told her to knock it the fuck off stupid thot
One day we’re hanging out and the subject of children comes up
She’s like nah user I don’t want kids I just want to be a hot wife for my man forever and just have fun teehee
I tell her she’s a fucking retard and an insane whore for not wanting kids the fuck is wrong with her
She starts crying like I’ve shattered her entire reality which I don’t give a fuck about because I literally don’t
I also tell her I like Trump and her liberal friends are faggots for hating him and that pizzagate is real and Jews control the world
This girl loves me with every fibre of her quantum atomic being and wants kids now
Literally covered in whore tattoos and fucks like a fucking disgusting prostitute pig but you know what, I’m into it desu
Have total control in the relationship it’s borderline S&M
She literally calls me daddy and our dates after getting back together frequently ended with me whipping her with a belt while she screamed beat me daddy make me bleed I’m a piece of shit
Dad is a lifelong socialist lol

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Hot

Nice work of fiction.

Good job putting in her place and being outcome independent. Poast Fizeek

Then you woke up

Hand on heart it’s the truth my guy

Nice larp. Sage.

How do we profit from this bro’s

cool story bruh

>noooo user don't you get it if she's not a virgin I'll be ruined if I deign to touch her with my penis

I will consider posting feet

U talked her into having legal grounds to take ur money till the lil fucker turns 18. Good job larper u played urself

Hello SODIUM DEPARTMENT

millionaires and actors going out and abusing cops (who make like $20k-$50k on average), is there anything more pathetic?

this country needs another Civil War and then get invaded by China/Russia, just fucking end it.

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Post wifes ass

You done got your bitch outta gumball machine and the flavor is all gone.
What coin is this?

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Thank you sir

This sounds very true. Women are whores and do really love to be beaten and fucked into their mattresses on the floor while their stupid dogs watch. Never marry this bitch, bro. Once you’re stuck with her you’re going to think about her being a whore literally every day forever.
t. I did this

Lol imagine have access to this whore and not using her in modeling, onlyfans and chaturbate to make money.
Her gene is bad already, if she falls to main media and can’t think, she will end up giving the same retarded gene to your kids.
If I ever was a chad,( or able to attract even one girl to me) I would used the fuck out of women and never work a day in my life
Unironically wasting a gift there user.

I use Grindr to fuck traps

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met my current gf on tinder
>im 25, shes 21
>shes super liberal, im pretty liberal but shes even further left than me (grew up on Zig Forums, no surprise i think racism is hilarious)
>typical big time womens rights
>has a lot of gay friends, some trans ones etc
anyways juicy parts
>begs me to suck my dick daily
>always lets me cum down her throat
>goes all the way to the balls every time (7 inches, not huge but still first girl to do so)
>lets me facefuck her laying off the side of the bed
>told her im into anal. she was reluctant but now lets me assfuck her whenever i want
>got her to try weed for the first time in her life, shes smoked like 5 times now but idc cause she doesnt give me shit for smoking every day
>says she doesnt want to give birth to kids, but will adopt
>only had 1 dick before me
>probably will dump her because of the not giving birth to kids thing
>feel kinda bad about it cause shes clearly in love
>enjoying the free throatpies and anal in the meantime

i get that im cringe for having reluctant emotions about using her just for sex for a few years, but god isnt real and nothing matters at the end of life, might as well enjoy it

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Now that's what I call normie.

Just knock her up anyway.

>im pretty liberal
>god isnt real
ya go fuck yourself

I have a lot of ass pics
Trips and I’ll deliver

she will come around to wanting kids.

It’s not too bad honestly she was just beginning her whore career when I came into her life I’m also from a town full of gay communists

Then why the fuck you don’t use her to make you money.
I don’t get you guys.
You guys have a gift of having someone in love With you, someone you actually don’t give a fuck about.
And yet you never use them to make money.
I read hundreds of books about brainwashing, hypnosis, persuasion(not taking about pua, but psychology shit).
If I had a chance I would turn a girl like that to a make money machine for me.
But since I am ugly, short and have no muscles, I don’t even get a chance to get close to one.
Unironically, any men that can even attract one liberal slut (doesn’t even matter if she is hot or not) is good for life.
You can milk her out of money forever, then invest the money and get rid of her.
Why the fuck I have all this knowledge and incapable of using it!!!!

I have well over 700 matches on tinder i already beat the app

kek wills ass pics

Yikes

Go ahead.
I bet she got money-making ass

Her ass sealed the deal desu
I’ll settle for dubs feeling generous this evening

Bruh. You're a fucking degenerate. Off yourself already.

yeah m8 never happened post pics

Check em bitch

based
post'em you nigger

lets see