/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

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PRESS F FOR IVR BAGHOLDERS

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Ok faggot give me one good dip to buy

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Anyone else going to be iron-handing their IVR, SSL, AMPY, TWO, etc? All I can hope now is that the leg down doesn't last long enough to have smaller companies delisted

get fucked idiots, we fuckin warned you

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HOLD GUYS
HODDDDDDDDDDLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

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FUCK OFF BEARCVCKS

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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then it's time to sell right now.
I'm glad I am selling it all at open

>b-but I was supposed to be the walf of wolstreet!!!!!!!!

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I'm financially ruined.

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WHATEVER YOU DO DON'T FUCKING SELL YOU IDIOTS DON'T FALL FOR THE JEWISH FUD
DIAMOND FUCKING HANDS THEY'RE TRYING TO SHAKE OFF THE WEAK

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Still not the levels of february drops, long fucking way to go

Is this what it was like in Feb-March? I'm new so I want here then.

will PPT able to pump this dump?

WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
>WHY THE FUCK IS THAT BOOMER FAGGOT WARREN BUFFET AND HIS FAGGOT SMART MONEY FRIENDS FUCKING US OVER?
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BELOW 26K LETS FUCKING DO IT BOYS

Dont worry guys

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lmao my payday couldn't have been on a better day. Time to buy.

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Just wait

>tfw there are unironical IVR bagholders in this general

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i'm 50% cash and this scares me.

You have to be kidding me. When are you bootlickers going to learn?

fixed

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holding SSL

Remember bobos

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bag holding until the end of time...

this is fucking nuts

all the gains from 2 months wiped out in like 1 day

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Well like many of you I regret buying at the high, but unlike you I am NOT SELLING.

Matter of fact I'm buying today.

who is this based manlet?

I don’t give a shit about SSL, second that fucker turns green and nets even a penny of profit I am tossing it to the curb and putting that into gold and silver. But I put way too much into IVR to not iron grapple that bitch, waiting for at least the dividends to come first.

Draw a V shape recovery using this chart

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>tfw most of my stocks are in airline and cruise
well, i knew i'd have to go back to wageslaving sooner or later. it was too good to be true after all. wall street is for the rich.

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I am financially ruined.

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NCLH, RWT

That's what I just bought.

IVR holder reporting in

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HOLD
YOUR
BAGS

I'm down 10% should I just fucking dump at a massive loss? I don't know what to do guys. I can't lose all this money in one day.

The fed isn't saving us this time

Fuck shit damnit. I'm already down 3% and market hasn't opened fully for my calls to react. This is gonna hurt.

im fucking selling everything im done with this shit, if today wasn't green then i dont see why it would be green tomorrow. Its probably going to hit 25k by next week.

*W soon

We don't need calls where we're going.

Lmao exactly this. You cant

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Either justify your position or stfu like all the other memebears

Same. Might even grab some more. I don't know why bears look at a market where literally EVERYTHING is going down at the same time and think "lol TOLD YOU guys it was going to be the end this time"

>MITT and TWO took a massive 1-2 dollar dump

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please stop fucking posting these. every faggot and retard has an opinion on where on that graph we are and it's about as useful as flipping a coin; basically fucking dogshit.

Based and cruisepilled

Will leveraged decay prevent SOXL and DFEN from ever reaching their ATH’s again, even if everything is peachy? Or does re-balancing that takes place address this issue?

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You're all fucking retarded this is just a long overdue correction.

Cap this we'll be back to 3200 eow

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HAHA YES GET FUCKED SP 500
WE GOING BELLOW 3000 BOYS

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Oil will recover right?

>smg losing its baby boy bullshit over this
lol

I'm getting weak hands knowing I can also earn 10% interest on stablecoins

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Fed only saves the big banker boys. Can’t have them jumping out of the tall New York towers. Sorry pleb you are not important

WHAT THE FUUUUUUUG

Aren't you going to be buying other people's fears?

user you didn't put all your money in calls that expire in a week, right. Right?

I personally have calls that expire July 17th.

>snake eyes
>hell yeah

SPY just broke the downward channel. Possible big green dildo at open.

Guys why did you even buy stocks in this climate if you can't accept days like this? Just know you're going to have to play the loooong game if you don't want big fish investors to fuck you every week

V-SHAPED RECOVERY?

MORE LIKE G-SHAPED RECOVERY!

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Goddamit Trump. You just had to mock Buffett, didnt you? He called in some favors and now we're all fucked.

DAL will recover, right guys?

m-muh gains

>b-but they only go up...

What's dipping? everywhere I look it's either 0.00 or slightly green

Tada

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Rick santellu ~~~
Tell me about the rates Rick
Tell me about the dollar

WHAT CALLS ARE WE BUY.
WFC?
PLAY?
IVR?
UAL?
SPY?????????????

>half my portfolio is TVIX
Anyone else comfy?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HOOODDDDLLLLLLLLL
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I'm still sitting on my $8 CCL shares and my $12 JETS shares. Still way up and laughing at Zig Forums as always.

Best thing most of you could do is short the VIX. But you won't. You'll sell low and buy high until you give up and go back to video games or whatever the hell it is you do.

Here, we going to the moon soon

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i'm gonna coom

until jewman-sachs say oil will go back up then yes. Who knows when they will say this.

this is the r/wallstreetsbets waiting room for all the kids that got a robinhood account in april

who are you watching?

is there a way to get think or swim for free without opening a brokerage?

What're ya buyin'?

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I told you guys yesterday, it doesn't have to be this way

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>unironical bagholder gets upset

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captain sum ting wong
wi tu lo
ho lee fuk
bang ding ow

Does it matter today?
Wherever you buy will be great in a week.

Are you retarded?

bought some spxs pre-market, no need to thank me for the impending giant recovery and rally to ATH within the same day

>week
(((they))) do this monthly
ATH beginning next month

would u short the tvix

It's all over for me now.

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i bought 1-2 weeks before the nice gains, but i didnt sell like an idiot. good thing is i didnt lose money and broke even.

Guess this is the end of the green line mumus.

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Do I sell all my calls at open? I'm about to lose so much fucking money

yes

new moon today

My entire portfolio is puts. I'm beyond comfy.

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WIFE WIFE IS GONNA KILL MEEEEEEEEEEE

This is it. I'm leaving this shit hole.

HOLD, jerome has taken you this far! have faith!

This is when you buy more because of fear.

k now what

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The only thing I'm upset with is the permabear attitude on here. I'm not 100% bullish either, I just think a lot of people jump on a side and don't bother doing any research. I get the schadenfreude of watching people go nuts on a big red day but if you're in for the long term this shouldn't be that big of a deal

If you can’t afford to lose it it shouldn’t have been available to lose.

And sell. You’ll thank me tomorrow

Delusional and not based in reality. But with the fed anything is possible

why is DAL going up now I JUST FUCKING SOLD. I'm sure it won't go up for long but WTF

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>he bought the ATH

You should always consider options to have similar risk properties as pennystock. The maximum risk should be 100% of entry cost and your reward should be scaled appropriately. It's not viable to set stop losses on options.

Hold. This is the final dip before we see record gains

Moved to the short side this week once I saw people gambling on Hertz and claiming they were better than Buffet lmao. Comfy af here.

Anyone shorting airlines today?

when they closed their 1000x leveraged shorts and open 1000x leveraged longs

Best lunar trader. Seriously though, don't let too many gentiles know.

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DO YOU REALLY WANT TO LIVE FOREVER? FOREVER AND EVEEEEEEEEEEER

today? u so late...

Won’t break 307

Took my profits on long and I've been shorting since yesterday.

Good luck today /smg/

I'm still in the green, should I just sell now while I'm still making a profit?

Okay, I'm trying to calm down. I'm only selling a few things that aren't really down at all, and using that to buy puts that I should have had days ago to hedge with. My other calls I'm holding onto. They have enough time to at least break even if this is a bounce back. If we keep drilling, my puts will at least give me something to use.

*based. Fucking Google keyboard.

COME
THE
FUCK
ON

>shorting airlines after a 15% dump today, 15% dump yesterday, 6% dump monday

alright boys time to go long

>he sold

alright goyim it is time to sell me your bags at a discount.

Great idea user short them after they're 25% down in two days. Don't short things when they're up, short them when they're down. Always buy high. Always sell low. The Zig Forums way.

DAL or other?

No, this is when you buy more.

How long are you looking to long?

>not riding the way down
I hate using this unironically but ngmi

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>can't sell off my stocks on my covered call positions
Fuck you. They're going to expire worthless anyway.

OH YES I'M COOOOOMING

BUY
U
Y

MORE
O
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It's fucked, all of it.

HERE COMES THE POOMP

SAVE and JBLU and some other non airline stocks.

This Bloomberg hand washing interlude is some MK-ULTRA shit.

say hello

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Its over bros

REMEMBER TO BUY THE FUCKING DIP

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Sold profits few days ago. Only long term stocks, MGM puts and drip calls. Gonna be a good red day

Opened a x20 short open end at 1013 TSLA - either make it or not. At this point TSLA valuation is beyond crazy.

This didn't age well did it? Lmao

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I'll have some more money to put into the market on Monday so I guess this is fine.

Hell yeah, got MSFT for $193 this morning early trading.

>regeneron antibody cocktail being administered
>eli lilly two antibodies being administered
>sell re-open stocks

This is a buy signal on reopen stocks. I sold my positions in them Friday. They are just shaking out retail hardcore right now so it's a buy opportunity.

Reminder

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Hmmmm

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aLRIGHT ANONS YOU WANTED CHEAPIES HERE THEY ARE

POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION
POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION
POST YOUR DEATH ANIMATION

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you're scared arent you smg? its ok smg, dump everything you have. go on, dump it all. ill even buy it for you, just go ahead and sell it market order and i'll take good care of them for you. you cant afford to lose this money, right? well you know some people say the market might go back below march levels, so i'm generous enough to save you from that. its only a couple minutes to open smg, so go ahead and get your sell orders ready!

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Just buy gold or keep your cash out

>premarket pattern signalling a green day today
NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Any anyone wanna tell me, they let retail investors win. KEK. This will end very terrible.

Chad MMT theorists always win.

Imagine thinking the market is going to crash in the middle of a national and global re-opening.
The only logic for this as far as I can tell would be one of two things
1) A second wave which the data is not suggesting
2) An interest rate hike which the (((fed))) is not suggesting
So how did we get to a crash from here? panic selling? Dumping the pump?

Im sure there's no way this could backfire.

Yup. Sold my position in a mutual fund. Going to reposition into some long plays like PLAY

hey guys, from reddit here. new to investing and stocks in general. i have about $12k invested in DDTG. should i sell and accept my losses? i got inspired by dave portnoy to get in the game. just found out about /smg/

Is it still "return to normal" when it reaches an ATH?

she should sit on my face

Newfag here, bears is this just a crab or a crash?

Imagine being such a fucking retard that you actually believe there is an essential connection between the fundamental valuation of a company and its exchange price, something that basic Marxist economics proves is NOT a feature of capitalist economics. Imagine spending decades getting garbage returns despite massive potential in various rallies because you are such a cuck that you can't tolerate even a modicrum of risk. Now imagine sitting with the Bogdanoff brothers and every other archon in your lair sitting on your monies seething because little zoom zoom and his mom are making 300% weekly returns and are catching up to you in net value, so you cannot continue harvesting the foreskins of the poor for your life extension pills. The result of that feel is what we are now seeing play out in the market.

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2 minutes.
Oh I love this fear. I want to eat it up.

Holding a bit of IVR, there's too much institutional investment for it not to be a good long

MSFT

Imagine thinking markets don’t crash at the very times when normies least expect it

So Zig Forums What have we learned?

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If UVXy passes 40-41 I'm closing out and I exiting market.

God I hope it collapses today or tomorrow I would cough all the way to the bank.

based Runescape

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from +50% to fuckin zero in 2 days gg. im outtie.

fucking niggerfuck

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how's LUV looking?

LMAOOOOO GO THE FUCK BACK TO /R/WALLSTREETINVESTING NEWFAGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>mfw I literally saw this coming but I was a greedy fucker
Remember kids, always take profit. Now excuse me.

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>might go back below march levels
Better place your October puts on SPY and post evidence user. Better yet short the USD on margin since it's all collapsing.

>a non related company tells ppl they gon make some truck in 10 years
>TSLA funboys gap up the price
sometimes I just fucking hate retail investors

I just sold and the only thing I want to see this market do now is fucking burn.

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It's simpler than that. They are shaking out retail because they have more money, know how to move market pre-market when less liquidity, and can work together to btfo short term momentum traders.

Though people should have taken profits earlier on those plays, this drop is more about predatory behavior in the market to get retail selling.

the thing is, there is still dip buyers, everything is a dip to them, they dont give a fuck!