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What bags are you fucking retards holding?

NO SHUTDOWN HAPPENING
BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

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KOS chads I'm honestly glad I dumped yesterday

XOM, TVIX, RDS.B

GET FUCKED BOBO.


AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I sold the bottom DAMMIT

POOOOOMP ET

First for sitting in cash

It's over.

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ur mum's tits bruv

Everything. I'm not a degenerate gambling retard trading with money I can't afford to lose so I can afford to gold for a week while this dip does it's thing.

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mnuchin says they can't shut down the economy. okay well wtf

Bought SSL at $10.00 monday
Doubled down Tuesday
Wednesday
And today
IVR also

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all of them

I.... fucking.... sold AC at 17.30 to escape this hell and it bounces back to 18.20 immediately

I'm going to kill myself and then all of you

PRAISE JESUS CHRIST, IT'S PUMPING

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Bask in our Savior's Grace.

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Why not? Just print more money? Oh, what? Are you telling me it has negative effects on the economy? Orly? NOOOOOOOOOOO

Does anyone else feel like the reasons CNBC gives for the market going up or down is just made up Jewish nonsense to put money in Jewish pockets?

GAIN is my only red, but that's mostly for divies. Everything else is green on my cost basis and recovering.

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Why didn't I listen to the bears.

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Fuck we broke 3100

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I aint selling, my hands are made of diamonds after years of grinding MMR in Dota. I know how it feels to lose bigly, and I know as long as I get good, I can climb back up.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH

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Way to many calls, why did I let my dumbass self buy more yesterday I knew it was a horrible idea

It's literally procedurally generated bro.

What're ya buyin'?

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Soon it will begin

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Lots of mediocre stuff like airlines, oil, fashion and banks. At least I'm not holding IVR tho :)

got greedy did not close my short, well, riding longer then

the fact is, nobody knows why the market makes these gyrations. no can survey the volume drivers and explain their positions. media typically just grabs whatever is convenient and says that caused the gain or loss.

You fool, with no shutdown we can't get more cheapies. This is bearish. But if it's bearish, it will make cheapies.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH

Whats your MMR?

What happened to the penny stock general?

I dont understand the dump volume seems minimal compared to the volume when it was pumping yet the price is dropping massively wtf?

this is actually bearish

looks like it's cheapie day, things are back to their pre pump price if you want to load up with more, I know I am.

Goodbye dollar index

Can’t lose of you don’t sell ;^/

PERFECT. HERE WE GO BULLS!

Bought more DIS. Bought more MRO. DAL's rising again.. I'm still holding strong.. Nothings gonna stop me from getting my 20,000 damnit!!

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>muh minority businesses
its going to crash again isnt it

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>tfw when sold and bought puts yesterday
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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They all got wiped out.

NOOOOO
MY HECKIN ELDERINOOOOOS
WE HAVE TO STAY INSIDE FOR THE NEXT 5000 YEARS
STAY. THE. FUCK. INSIDE. WASH. YOUR. HANDS.

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All oil

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I’m going to just go into the woods for a year and come back and check on it. I just hope my leveraged etfs don’t fold. Goodbye all

hello newfags holding calls who havent seen a red day before

*bzzzzzt*
*bzzzzzt*

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We're going lower

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I love bulls, but why is boboposting 10x more fun?

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this is just getting pathetic now. why do we even pretend this is a free market and not a state owned enterprise?

This, one day it's "hope for lockdown easing spurs new ATH" and literally the next it's "lingering virus fears tank market." It's all astrology and retrofitting.

2100 to 3400, mind you in OCE 3k often get matched with 6k.

Ahh~ yesssssssssss

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Why the fuck is this nigger Mnuchin on the TV talking about restaurants and not the absolute shit show that's happening right now

The stock market isn't a meme shitcoin, you dumb cryptocritter.

Circuit breaker today?

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Because it's laughing at other peoples misery which is the best most enjoyable thing you can possibly do in investing

I TOLD YOU TO HOLD
DON'T TELL ME YOU SOLD THE BOTTOM

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It's always more fun to be an edgy contrarian faggot unironically

Why? The American experiment has failed.

haha imagine being this retarded lol it would suck so bad to be this fucking stupid haha lol

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TUP

>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT MY HECKIN STOCKERINOS!!! THIS CANNOT POSSIBLY HAPPEN AFTER I LOST ALL MY MONEY ON SHITCOINS!!!

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I think I might get my chart framed. It perfectly expresses all the different types of emotions a person can feel

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can someone explain what is going on

What're ya sellin'?

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What's on the pump today lads? I want a quick 10%

>portfolio down 10% for day at open
>portfolio down 7% for day 15 minutes after open
Really wish these wholesale fags would let it lie, but they fucking KNOW plebs like me are getting paid Friday and they wanted to dump and pump decent holdings through the week but cut the true cheapies short before strong hands in retail get their new capital

>dow down 1000 points within 1 hour
ho boi

Because we have a self proclaimed jogger lover in the fed chair and he doesn't want to risk another chimp out.

Hit my stop and took profits on SOXL. Please tank it lower so I can rebuy for cheap again.

volume can be low with very few buyers and a few sellers and still push prices down bigly

WHY ISNT IT DUMPING MORE

We're returning to the mean now though.

>airlines mooning

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Bought SSL at $2, $4, $8, and again today. This ride is gonna go so fast it peels the skin off my face.

BECAUSE NIGGERS DON'T COOK THEIR OWN FOOD

This has to be the unironic most money ive made in a single day

ALL OF THEM

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Im in the "Gov is incompetent enough to shut down global economy" camp

All of them

I DIDNT GET IN ON AIRLINES YET NOOOOOO

Emotional investor = not good

NKLA, DAL, CCL

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD KEEP BREATHING FOR FLOYD

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>it's moving back up
Imagine selling the bottom

Bought 100 shares of Dfen @ 14.30, so far so good.

probably because the market goes down sometimes and only autists and degenerate day traders freak out like this

I bought more DAL.
How fucked will I be on Monday?

Im in margin buying hold on Bros

What did you buy

HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP. WERE GOING UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP

Ahnold is on Bloomberg rn

Sup you fucking zoom zoom retards? Enjoying your first bubble?

Yes, I would like each of you to apologize to me for mocking me when I told you exactly what was going to happen days in advance. Yes, I want you to tell your mothers they must gag on my cock for a few hours as reparations for their worthless sons not listening to sound advice. Yes, you are all retard 19 year old robin hood traders with zero understanding of the external world, yes you should all go fuck yourselves.

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you shouldnt have bought NKLA yet its gonna tank to 20 mark my words

i'd be doubling down into REITs if I had the money, this is just a massive sale. after a few decent green days when confidence returns, well blow past these ATH's at light speed. you only lose if you panic sell.
big boys are just making money off the weak hands rn

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What's my chart called?

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>somebody sold me calls at half the strike price
>just turned around and closed them at a slight profit

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Bears getting squeezed, Bulls getting trapped
today will not turn out well for anybody

HAHAHAHA

HE GOT BEAR TRAPPED

OH NO NO NOOOO

WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT

First rule of making money:
never listen to Zig Forums

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I lost an extra 1k selling at the bottom hahahaha

3k in the hole of my savings not profits

hahahahahahaha

the economy better crash now to give me any consolation at all fuck

i bought it at 33 so im still happy

ahhh, right as bears haven't been squeezed over the last few weeks. kek. Time to fuck bulls heavily.

Damn when was the last oil -10% day, its gonna happen brehs