/smg/- STOCK MARKET GENERAL

I JUST GOT DIAGNOSED WITH CORONAVIRUS WHAT STOCKS DO I BUY

Post your crash faces.

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>Jerome on the economy: “I love niggers, also 0 interest for years”
>stocks crash because even mentioning niggers destroys confidence

Based. Thank god i got into the market finally this week only to have it crash immediately
>if you but it won’t suddenly collapse user, that’s just a meme

down 50% today. 16k to 8k, boy am I a sucker for getting greedy

Is it better to use small amounts of money to supplement existing shares of invest in another company? I have £500 which I could either use to buy more shares in XOM or buy something else.

FML
I sold 12 TNA 31.5 puts for .85 and now its 7.13
What a fucking pullback

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its not going to get much worse than this, i-is it?

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Thankfully I didn't fall for the bull trap earlier this morning

You mean bulls?

fucking based bobo

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WHEN I SAY CIRCUIT
YOU SAY BREAKER
CIRCUIT
BREAKER
CIRCUIT
BREAKER
CIRCUIT

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I love pink days

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IT KEEPS TUMBLING DOWN

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soundtrack for brutal red days

youtube.com/watch?v=4JgLFdNSwks

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Are those links that I give to bulls?

It's because there's no actual liquidity. It's all fake liquidity, all bots, and when the bots turn bear they turn beard HARD.

Watch Trump unironically fire J-Pow and then we hit 3rd tier circuit breakers.

WHAT SPY PUTS DO I BUY TO RECOVER MY LOSSES

DOWN JONES CB YES SECOND CRASH MOTHERFUCKERS

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dont you have a fuck tonne of shares, divvyfen?

proof nobody reads the OP

Fuck me, is it time to surf the airlines again with this dip?

BA mooned stupidly during last rally, like TSLA level. I'm stupid and greedy at this point

I don't even understand what the fucking panic is about. Wave 2 won't see the same closures or fed action minus blue shitholes staying "closed"
Fed didn't say anything specifically significant either, and seems like they strategically planned announcement at end of rally

welcome to the club, have you looked at an index lately?

>vix is poomping

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I just came into this thread to say one thing:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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we tripping circuits today or what? bear gang activate

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All gains were gone yesterday.
I’m now losing money.

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It could get SO MUCH worse

youtube.com/watch?v=_0g79mTyjE0

WAIT NORWEGIAN NO DONT PUMP UP YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO DUMP TO MID 16 EVEN LOWER NOT GO BACK UP

marketwatch.com/story/the-us-shale-oil-industry-may-collapse-new-report-says-after-goldman-warns-crude-is-set-for-a-fall-2020-06-10?siteid=yhoof2&yptr=yahoo
BULLISH

Is this bullish for WMG at least?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Get fucked bvlls, you are FINISHED. We are crashing this market WITH NO SURVIVORS!

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CALM DOWN EVERYONE
ITS JUST A MINOR CORRECTION

Has SSL hit the bottom yet?

Buy ~week out near OTM puts.

Remember March? This is going to make that look like a spring picnic. Summer is going to be hot as hell and full of red.

Literally why

WTF THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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DAILY REMINDER: Blame YOURSELF.

Don't blame Jerome. Don't blame anons. Don't blame panic sellers. Don't blame Jews. Don't blame Niggers. Don't blame Trump.

IT'S YOUR FAULT. If you don't learn this lesson you will never make it.

>dipshit

took this last night, so far only down 5.3% on this latest pullback.
betting we stop at 6.5% down overall tomorrow

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Jesus I fucking hope so

Anyone have that crypto anime meme of two army girls, one is experiencing pdst and the other has a giant smile on her face saying something like this is hortrific!

HAHAHAHA. Get fucked bulls. The fundamentals caught up to you.

I love Jack so much.

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>US shale
lol, this was news months ago?
US shale was fucked second Saudis started playing around and demand shock set in

get in loser, we're retesting the lows

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No.

I wake up in the morning
Sinking halfway to the bottom
There's a loud distorted screaming in my soul
Everything is dark and empty
And I don't know how to fix it
So I curl up in a ball
And cry in the comfort of my home

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i cut my losses on OVV. this shit aint even close to oversold yet despite the huge pullback

We only just had the steepest rally in the history of the stock market!

H-how could we be dumping!???

B-but there’s no second wave or news!!!!

Even with the loses my tanker stocks are taking, I'm still 1k in the green today. What a good day.

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literally only a week or two of gains wiped out. thats it. if it went back to march levels then there would be a cause for concern

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Vix poomps when vola is up, which basically happens only when stocks go down because the market is designed to support infinite growth but significantly discouraging red lines.

>*ring ring*
Jerome
>*ring ring*
JEROME
>*ring ring*
JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE
>*ring ring*
GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW
>*ring ring*
ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE OPENED THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING!
>*ring ring*
JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW
>*ring ring*
PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT
>*ring ring*
JEROME!
>*ring ring*
JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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It indicated the AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA's and red wojaks in these threads

DOW 5% down

Sold all stocks expect Amazon. How long is my nose?

-5%
>-5%
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STOP THE TRADING
JEROMEEEEEEEEEE
DO SOMETHING
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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Based, I missed you

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Down 8% at what point am I allowed to pink post

What the fuck is Friday supposed to bring with this meme shit sell off?

This hope bubble volatility is annoying
every fucking day, you buy and sell the headlines and tweets

>he will miss the dip again

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MY CALLS, IM 80% DOWN THIS WEEK

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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WHERE MY BEARS AT ?

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brrr.money

Am I doing this right

I meant to put $120k in this morning.

Woke up at 3:30am and was planning it all fucking morning but the fucking market dumped before open and all the prices got fucked up.

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>federal reserve bank jumps the shark into cultural war by taking sides
>ITS YOUR FAULT THAT YOU DIDNT PREDICT THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK WOULD BECOME A POLITICAL ORGANIZATION AND BASICALLY COMMIT SUDUKO ON NATIONAL TELEVISION

Is it possible to go back to Monday for a redo? FUCK.

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hes busy taking the new mandatory minority accommodation course in the fed, forgot to turn on the printer today

I doubled down bought 10 more shares of FANG. Dunno what else to buy.

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gotta catch em all

right here I'm just LARPing as a bull

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Should be calling BLM leaders at this point, they control the rate of infection and through that they control the economy. Quite a devilish scheme, I love it

I literally told all of you all week exactly how to predict what was going to happen each day. None of you listened even though I was right every single day.

I'm so glad I bought TVIX

holy fuck bros the dump is getting steeper...

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NEVER BET AGAINST CUNNY

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Apparently now

Come on dow, just drop another 500 points so we can pop the breaker.

holy shit, i didn't think it would be this bad. this is some hardcore panic selling..

>it just keeps going lower
any /suicidepact/ bros here
for me it's self-immolation because I can't afford a funeral

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305 DIAMOND SUPPORT

This

Why the fuck does TVIX pump when the market is in the red?

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AGAIN it has nothing to do with that RETARD

COPE HARDER BBY I'M COOMING

-15% AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I hope delta and southwest air runs out of pumper boomers