This is for all the bears we lost these past months. We live to short another day.
Juan Fisher
>*ring ring* Jerome >*ring ring* JEROME >*ring ring* JEROME PICK UP THE PHONE >*ring ring* GOD DAMN IT JEROME PICK IT UP THE STOCK MARKET IS SUPPOSED TO MOON RIGHT GOD DAMN NOW >*ring ring* ANSWER ME YOU FED KIKE WORTHLESS FUCK WE OPENED THE ECONOMY THE VIRUS IS OVER AND ITS DUMPING! >*ring ring* YOU STUPID FUCKING GOY I JUST GAVE BLM AND ISRAEL EVERYTHING THEY WANT AND THE STONKS ARE STILL BLOOD RED >*ring ring* JEROME PLEASE PICK UP THE PHONE I NEED MORE POOMPS, MAKE THEM BLEED THEIR HANDS, FORCE YOUR WORKERS CHILDREN TO POOMP IT NOW >*ring ring* PLEASE DONT KILL YOURSELF JEROME, I'LL GIVE YOU IVANKA AND WILL SUCK ISRAEL OFF MORE I JUST NEED MY LOW BLACK UNEMPLOYMENT >*ring ring* JEROME! >*ring ring* JEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
IRON HAND YOU STUPID FUCKS, YOU SELL NOW AND YOUR JUST MAKING A LOSS, WAIT AND SEE IN A YEAR. I ONLY ADVISED MY GRANDMOTHER TO WITHDRAW BECAUSE SHES OLD AND MIGHT DIE WITHIN A FEW YEARS SO LONG TERM FOR HER MAKES NO SENSE.
Calls that expire in a couples months are safe....r-right?
David Morgan
Repent for your Market hype.
You all will suffer for your greed. This market had no business being up and you should have known better. Sell.
Zachary Bell
My accounts at $3160
if it goes to $3k today I'm selling every contract I have, lost $7k since tuesday, I KNEW I should've sold on monday
Wyatt Perry
Ain't a crash until the breakers are hit. Cut it out, stop giving my dying puts false hope.
Bentley Phillips
>implying actual humans do trading these days
Dylan Myers
Is this whole economic dump the Democrats' new Impeachment? Are they pivoting from their totally failed strategy over the last four years to just obliterating the economy and trying to tell everyone it was Trump's fault?
i would bust so much cum inside of her, any investments for this feeling bros?
Luis Diaz
>Jerome answers Do you even kneel bro?
Isaiah Gray
Bottoms in, time to buy the bottom.
Gabriel Lewis
Focus on what to buy after the crash. Is your long term plan in place? You don't want to be thinking when the bottom is in.
THINK NOW. Use the time to be prepared.
Henry Anderson
>You know Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Warren Buffet called it "The Investor's Burden". Myself, I just call it as I see it: the responsibility of the investor to discipline the gambler. >Ben looks directly at the camera. >The Zoomers, the Robinhood Traders, the Fortnite Squads... it's our responsibility to civilize them. And if we can't? Then they shall be financially ruined. The Day of the Bear is near, Pete. We will have every Zoomer in this country broke or in debt in the next 10 days, and may the IRS tax my unrealized crypto gains that represent 300% of my net worth this very day if I'm wrong. God bless the American stock market.
Lol we opened red but today is a crab day and we gonna end in the green. Tomorrow green as fuck so dont miss out. You didnt think we would let these multi day sales last forever did you?
I kinda did. I flipped AAL for 40% last week, sold my riskier long term oil plays near the top (MRO, PSX,) and am offsetting losses in my long term oil holds (XOM, RDS.B) with TVIX to hedge. It's been going well so far.
Juan Young
THANK YOU GOD YOU ANSWERED JEROME
KNEEL HARDER GOD DAMN IT, WE'LL KNEEL SO MUCH THE BLACKS WILL HELP PUMP THE PRINTERS
>Market is pricing in Jerome being fired because he waded into politics
Literally a nothingburger.
Oliver Diaz
I love going to stocktwits whenever there is a huge dump like this. It’s the absolutely perfect place to watch how the average retarded “buys the top and sells the bottom” shitty boomer trader reacts whenever it happens. The level of delusion is glorious, i literally stroke my dick while watching the comments. This is great for the market because it is going to flush down all the turd at once and the next rally is going to be the REAL rally while dumb money panic sold the bottom and will be too afraid to enter the market again.
That stock doesn't give a fuck about what's going on.
Jordan Perry
Excerpt on wikipedia from the 2020 stock market crash:
>Since late March, the crash entered into its first stock market crash rally on hopes of a coronavirus vaccine and economic recovery, however many have warned that it is a classical bear market trap and in June, long-short momentum plumeted similarily to levels seen in 2002 and 2008. Many economists hold the belief that the stock market will continue to crash in June or July.[18][19][20][21]
I'm really liking this timeline.
April showers, May flowers. June gloom... July? Doom.
Anthony James
Time to test the thread for robinkiddies
*ahem*
Buffet was right about airlines
Dominic Hill
it's not anywhere close to volatile enough for a circuit break you dumb zoomer
Bentley Sanchez
Because the niggers are mad so we need to ignore everything real and talk about that, what a cool civilization we live in...
If your system can't accommodate dips you need to revise it. It's not like this is such a huge dump you have to lose money, and if that's going on you just sit out a bit if you're worried you can't trade the drop.
Christopher Hughes
>buy tvix premarket >sell when it goes down >buy tqqq because crash canceled >sell when it goes down I'm fucking dumb
I was literally about to post wondering why nobody is posting about that shit. Guess most people here missed the boat.
Noah Watson
JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY >JUST A BUMP IN THE RECOVERY
Cause that doesn't fit the media "hurr durr look how much money billionaire x is making off of your labor!!" narrative
They'll make a story in a month or so that'll be to the effect of "billionaire x made 2 billion dollars since june 10 while americans went hungry!!" while conveniently leaving aside that all that happened is the market went down and up
Jordan Torres
Indeed, so is Berkshire Hathaway
Ethan Lewis
Bears are getting too cocky. Not even below $300 yet so fuck off.
Josiah Richardson
I push my tendies into my eyeeeesss~~~ Its the only way to... oh wait nvm I sold on monday and bought SQQQ yesterday.
I’m just trying to decide if I want to keep riding. I can only hold so much WINS.
Wyatt Thomas
Because it is real and they don't want retail investors to see it? How do you think the mainstream media works? If you see something in the news, it's too late you are just being sold a product.
Ryan Jenkins
>Jerome ends QE and Trump lies about the job report >stonks start dumping
lmao the Economy is in a Catch-22. There is no way the economy is going to get better. They either pump this shit to Weimar inflation or let it crash and burn
Julian King
>simping for billionaires yikes!
Dominic Sullivan
>it's going all the way down this time!! haha get fucked bulls!
Did you also think Adam Schiff was a completely unbiased chairman throughout the impeachment proceedings?
Isaiah Brooks
Be glad you own a retard strength stock like amazon that only goes up
Benjamin James
>That -1488 Dow
Jaxson Ramirez
so next time the market takes a shit, i should just buy SPY puts in the morning and sell like 4 hours later?
Cooper Davis
chinks are degenerates
Josiah Nelson
Sell it all
Camden Howard
Your boypussy when you'll be forced to put it on the market to survive
Camden Hall
so what happened to cause this?
Zachary Smith
Tanker stocks are so useless. They have only made money from covid and their business outlook looks better than most. They didn't even pump with that bullshit rally but you bet they'll dump.
Jonathan Morales
>close my eyes for a second >dow is down 1400 >close my eyes for another second >dow is down 1500 >it's only 1pm
i love living in reality
Caleb Morales
Iron hands are overrated. I got sticky hands. I'm buying more of my portfolio
Ayden James
>that ENORMOUS pump and dump on Boeing
Samuel Gonzalez
how much do you think trump is seething right now after going on for weeks about muh v-shaped recovery?
Mason Rodriguez
Not a single person will comply with stay at home since niggers and communists can go out in mass gatherings with government protection.
This could be the thing that really pushes normal America over the edge. >you can’t work or feed your family >your business must stay closed >but those niggers looting your business are fine
Henry Martinez
>wipes 2 days of gains >end of times bobos deserve the rope
I'm buying more SKYW. I don't know why people are all in on bag holders like United and Delta when SkyWest handles all the domestic flights [which are the only ones happening right now]
>happened to go to some weird blog explaining why stocks were about to go red, don't believe it but decide to keep an eye on it, just in case >tfw managed to sell most of it before it went red
>ne all the weal hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities! this, the fed just doubled down as a sponge
Sebastian Miller
Fedniggers talking about street niggers.
Joseph Rivera
Then you should see the obvious pandering going on by the left and how they're loading up on as much ammunition as possible to blame all of this on Trump right before the election. Not even a Trump supporter but the left's clear shilling for the last four years has been sad
Isaiah Long
And yet even with that extremely bullish news the fed saying they fucking love niggers crashed the market
Andrew Roberts
YESTERDAY THE CHAIRMAN OF THE FEDERAL RESERVE BANK ANNOUNCED HE LOVES NIGGERS AND WILL MAKE MONETARY POLICY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA BASED ON THESE FEELINGS. ON LIVE TV. TRUMP DIDNT FIRE HIM IMMEDIATELY AND NOW WE ARE HERE
Joshua Green
>coping this hard
Oliver Nelson
Sold like a month ago so I missed out on the pump, but I'll feel better if this crash goes lower than the earlier one.
Brody Scott
based
Carter Gutierrez
Jews
Ryder Rivera
max out your margin and buy the dip coward
Asher Murphy
Yeah he basically said “Let’s use the fed to help niggers and women”
RAIN ON ME ME ME ME I'D RATHER BE DRY, BUT AT LEAST I'M ALIVE RAIN ON ME ME ME ME
Isaac Peterson
Market doesn't care about mortgage backed securities. They want more sugar for equities. Pow basically told them no more sugar until 2022.
Owen Hill
FUCK ME FUCK ME
Jeremiah Adams
wow it's almost like there are serious underlying problems beyond the interest rate
Lucas Nelson
A fucking 50%+ rise in the S&P in less than 3 months.
It’s not anyone’s fault it’s not a news article.
People take profits.
Anthony Ramirez
PLEASE SOMEBODY FIND UNLIMITED ENERGY OR TIME TRAVEL RIGHT NOW SO STONKS GO +12%
Jack Sanchez
good news = dump bad news = dump They don't think it be like it do, but it is. They'll have their day eventually with the orderbook as it is, unironically just hodl and passively grow your shares through divvies until then, the crashing price allows you to do that pretty efficiently.
Christopher Sanders
YOU SHOULD HAVE LISTENED YOU CHOSE NOT TO
Jeremiah Baker
>tfw you are down less than the indexes are down I’m suck a good stock picker
Oliver Bennett
DONALD DUMP
DONALD DUMP
Ryan Harris
Facebook Fudd please go home
Carter Fisher
What the fuck? You’re retarded. No he didn’t. Shut the fuck up retard
Adam Miller
found it hodl til next month
Jose Stewart
Who else /cashedoutearly/ here? Im leaving this with profits.
Already thinking about how ill use my gains to buy your bags
I bought stocks for long holds when they were cheap, a couple red days are normal if you're long. I just think it's sad to see career politicians play stupid games just to get points so they can keep playing stupid games. They're all fucking millionaires anyway
Parker Price
Idk if it will be lower but I can tell you whatever recovery happens will be much longer and much less steep than the last one. Retail investors are losing their ass and aren't going to want back in for quite a while.
Hudson Parker
Agreed, but leftist entrenched corporate trusts can still coordinate limited economic activity until after the election, which can affect spending and cash flow
Jaxon Barnes
nah that's tomorrow's play
Camden Rodriguez
why is /smg/ full of spergs today? it's like half of you weren't even here in march
Nathan Scott
Well Hi Zig Forums,
Senior Advisor at Goldman Sachs here. I heard about this place so I decided to come check it out. Pretty interesting deal, I'm impressed. Ok, cya later.
Christopher Bell
mmm tasty vix options
Sebastian Young
I'm feeling a rebound this evening into tomorrow with the real dump starting Monday or Tuesday. Remember lads, never trade with a bias.
Jews. Also overnight crew went to some considerable lengths to create a substantial gap down open, thereby circumventing the more conservative stop losses on the books to go further down. Like i said in last thread, dirty. Ostensibly designed to create as much panic selling as possible.
This is also shit as it doesn't make for a good tactical short entry. I don't know what to expect from things tomorrow at all.
>25% unemployment >Joggers rioting and looting everything >trump not doing shit >the fed printing infinite money >the oil pricewar the saudis and russia are in >the global plague infecting millions >the complete breakdown of trust in any institutions >an election between to senile retards pick one or more!
