/smg/ - Stock Market General

I sold the top edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
rearz.ca
us.abuniverse.com
tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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first for fuck niggers

Ayoooo is this stickied?

I want my portfolio to look like this webm, what should I buy?

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>Merchandise for better investment
based diaperchads

IVR is holding 4.4 support like a fucking champ while everything else is tanking. Might even average my bags down

no

I bought into the market on Monday. I did this. I caused the crash. End me bros

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Is anyone buying airlines?

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Nth for BULL LIVES MATTER

How do I short 2x leveraged daily swap ETF shorts?

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just go all in on TSLA

>IVR is being pumped
lol wut

Who the fuck bought IVR as a short play?? That would be fucking stupid

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Hey guys since the market is crabbing around -1400, Im gonna head out to sev and grab some snacks, you fellas want anything?

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BUD

was thinkin about IVR $5 calls ahead of earnings next week, anyone have thoughts? shill me.

Cash gang, stay out of this shit for another week and we are getting march deals

Repeat because end of thread:
TVIX.
Hold overnight while in a crash or sell before close as always?

I need more vodka

rope and razors pls user

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HTZ
NKLA
WLL
all in 3 way split

Just thinking about how I couldve jumped out friday at 3:30 at $1200 profit for the week and then bought in either today or yesterday and been pretty much okay.

Fat girls

I'm still in the green. Should I cash out and just wait until all this insanity levels out?

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B O B O
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B
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>Private companies abolish pensions
>force all retirement money into the market
>Fed lowers intrest rates to 0
>force all the investments to switch to stocks for a return
>give trillions in free cash to prop up the market
>stocks moon
When this fake and gay market crashes its gonna fuck everyone
youtube.com/watch?v=oIscL-Bjsq4

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100% GBP

WMT

still can't tell if that's man or woman, still would fuck it.

WHAT THE FUCK NO WAY YOU LIED TO ME

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Can I get a big gulp and some marlboro reds

Yeah get me some mini tacos and an unsweetened ice tea. Thanks

SPY EOW Prediction?

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never march
10% at most

gib me dat big gulp

Sun chips and a redbull.

TODAY I WILL REMIND THEM

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I'm still up but it is depressing when I could be up a little over 2x had I sold Monday morning when I wanted to. Even at close it'd be a 2x. Ahhhhhh what was I thinking!? To think I was considering selling but I backed off!

I'm up but the regret is stronger than the gains I made. Only makes want to go all in next time and not get greedy. If I play it right I could turn it into half a million.

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Caribou eyes from the inuit in the alley user.

The geniuses on /smg/ have actually been taken in by the Chinese “flu bro” bots, I know these people genuinely believe covid is a hoax, or no worse than the flu, because I’ve spent so many hours on /smg/ trying to explain basic math to these idiots.
Just you wait, some grade A moron will reply to me with “go cower in fear under your bed grandpa”. They really think a virus that everyone with a brain knows will kill millions when we reopen for some reason won’t, just because they are tired of lockdowns.
Sorry but covid is going to mean some heavy fucking lifting, I understand the allure of pretending it’s not so, but it’s just wishful thinking.
1.2% IFR fuckers. Do the math.

their earnings are going to be a bloodbath dont be a retard

Don't worry guys, I just bought SPY puts. You're all going to be fine now.

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Why cash out now? What’s the upside to that? It’ll recover cash out then. The only reason to ever cash out is you need the cash or you need to buy and swing something else

thnks fr th mmrs

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Can anyone attest to the accuracy of the OptionsProfitCalculator website

If it’s a got a Roost inside lemme get a 3 piece tender meal with Mac n cheese and a medium hazelnut coffee, black.
No biscuit either.

Sell half?

British? Short Colgate

Yeah I totally regret collecting my 50 percent profits before the market crashed and they all would have been gone

Jesus Christ what a knock out. Jews want to use blacks to genocide this, remember that. Our Race Is Our Nation.

What were your plays? Riding the upward wave with calls?

"When shoeshine boys start giving stock advice, it is time to head for the exits."

>GME just merrily continuing its endless short squeezing
How are there still people hopping into that shitfest

this post is peak boomer bag holder cope

Buy high, sell low. I respect the strategy.

IVR Chads roll call. Pullbacks and panic selling, but papa Jpow has our backs. Diamond reenforced Titanium support @ 4.40.

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if you havent cashed out yet you've past the point of ballsy or even stupidly hopeful. You're literally taking risk for no reason. even the returns you'd get would be ridiculously low if it worked out.

Surprise me with a random slurpee and one of the heated foods they sell.

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>call me based

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Comfy holding both my bags and holding SQQQ
Either way I win

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Put your mask back on scared pussy Melvin faggot soft boy. You’re a useful idiot and part of their narrative. Your neck is probably as thin as your dick.

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>1/3 retracement of today's losses so far

Keep it up

it's burry alone moving that shit

Circuit breaker?

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EVERYTHING IS FUCKING BLOOD RED

GOLD, SILVER, OIL, BITCOIN, S&P, DOW, NASDAQ, FTSE

EVEN LEAN HOGS

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what universe do you live in?

thanks MITT
VERY cool

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Reminder that one day is not a trend. Imagine all the weak hands selling after Powell said low rates through 2021 and INCREASING buying of securities!

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Bears and doomer fags should be executed for their seditious activity against the United States

I don't understand why the people in the thread that posted this tweet day or two ago, and the tweeter himself seem to infer that the kids teammates aren't adults. The kids age means literally nothing, manchildren play videogames too.

A universe where my losses were pretty severe but they're coming back

will close just a tad above circuit breaker
the joos had learned

Already spent my last bit of change on two dollar slices of pepperoni pizza at a local quick stop.
I'm on a diet so that and a sweet potato is all I'm eating today. Yesterday was a can of ravioli and a nutty bar, day before that was a sweet potato and one instant ramen.
I'm just eating up what I have around the house before I start on an actual healthy diet.
Next I have to cook some beans and suffer through some canned beets, but I'm putting it off til next Monday, going to just sandwiches Friday through Sunday to take a break.
Unrealized gains aren't all I've been losing this week! Here's hoping the weekend won't put the pounds back on as fast as the gains.

nigga how are u positive rn
we're bagholding heavy

Unlikely.

Oh no somebody tell this guy about the crab.

And it makes me so hard mmmfff

Chainlink.

I was promised a circuit breaker.
Well Bobo? where is it?
If you are going to crash it make sure there are no survivors. Screw the Jews.

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Time to buy?

I was thinking of throwing $10k into robinhood. why shouldn't I do this?

Having iron hands is a good trait when you're in cash too

Its not the time to buy yet

Yikes. Looks like I'll be shorting Sony. How does the general population of Zig Forums feel about this. Will sales be hurt?

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Time to kil myself.

Everything is tanking except IVR, it's holding steady. If it was going to go down from here it would already be in the dirt

why are 3x leveraged ETFS a bad idea when they crab walk?

what about tomorrow? will it be another crab day? the people that held day, will most likely sell tomorrow because reality set in?

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Outside the Zig Forums echo chamber no one gives a shit.

I just bought today lmao

Is this real?

LOL what a bunch of cucks. Do niggers even game? The blacks I know that do still play madden ‘04 so they can use Mike Vick and McNabb still

lol why are holders such dumbshits

But she's literally built for BBC

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Beta slippage

Look at all these Chinese names.
Shenanigans again today.

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what does this mean for someone who doesn't know anything about finance?

Circuit breakers.
Circuit breakers.
CIRCUIT BREAKERS!!!

MAKE THE MARKETS BREAK AGAIN!!!!

>wa(i)fu up 201%
BASED

You do realize that black dicks are not actually bigger, right? It's literally a myth propped up by the porn industry's habits of only hiring black dudes with big dicks.

yes seem crab to me
next week there will be one day or total drop with this scale as well
then wait until early next month for fresh cash infusion
repeat monthly

im trying to any recommendations they all feel to high

For you, the coming decade will be one of slowly climbing back to break even. For someone who sells now and has the patience to wait until we bottom with buying in, the coming decade will be nicely profitable.

confident on the ER report user?

imagine not buying bonds and corn / wheat before the greatest depression ever

Just search 3x leverage decay

God, that was the best week of my life. I spent my whole time laying around and laughing

MAKE IT STOP NO NOOO AHHHHHHH

You don’t lose anything unless you sell. I’d of liked to of sold the top and bought back in sure, but I’m not psychic. all my airline and cruise holdings I got in at April prices. I’m still green on them. I sell now I lose, I hold longer and I’m back up to last weeks levels again and then some. What would I sell for? For less potential profit?

Fuck, I knew the market was going to crash this month with Q2 earnings calls and Q3 projections, but I thought it would be closer to the end of the month when the majority of companies were having theirs and not now.

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you guys money isnt real

>laughing
why?

Cope

are we buying the jnug dip?

What's the next Chinese pnd scam for tomorrow?

IVR is dead

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lol

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you have 100
goes up 10% to 110
you get 30% so 130
next day goes 10% down to 99
your 130 goes down 30% (39) to 91
this continues all the way down while crabbing

I bought in at the lows I’m still green across the board. Down the past few days but still profitable total return and I can reload at these lows and hold more.

holy shit what the fuck why didn't anyone tell me about this yesterday?

this

the bubble has burst

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found it amusing.

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nothing to lose

>seething nigger

could be a good idea user. When the dow turns around this could move up a bit

>nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

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Relax dude just buy a small amount of SQQQ -300% relative to your value to cover your bag losses in case this entire thing burns to the ground, don't go all in

tumbling down.....
youtubemultiplier.com/5ee26db60636e-tumbling-down-jones-june-11-2020.php

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If we hit a circuit breaker it's over.
If we miss all breakers we continue irrational exuberance until August.
Sad, but true.

wew

3037 support finna boutta get smashed

Bulls get what they fuckin' deserve

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rent free

sure thing! we need more fresh novice meat!

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april showers
may flowers
june gloom
july DOOM

What are ya looking to buy when the market hits the floor?

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jesus what the FUCK is up with the markets?

need 7% to get that breaker

More dips to buy? The only people losing their asses right now are idiots who gamble with options

i dumped $24k into DFEN today. it's all i had cash wise

should i sell it all or will i get some kind of faggot message from my faggot broker?

See what I mean everyone? Does this seem like an intelligent poster to you? Why would you believe anything he has to say? It’s obviously a retarded, rural trump supporter who couldn’t do basic math to save his life, he’s lashing out because he wants things to be one way and he will try to make it so by attacking anyone who points out it isn’t so with angry invectives, because he doesn’t have a single argument, fact or statistic to back him up.
Stop being afraid of a grumpy half-imbecile calling you a cuck, tell these fucking idiots what’s up for once, if you know better pipe up, because right now Chinese propaganda is winning the hearts and minds of /smg/ and it will be a mistake many of our board mates will never recover from.

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No user that's the suits trying to FUD you out, now's the time to buy with both hands for the moonshot, then the divi will net you even more shares later. Don't let the suits FUD you out, if you can take out a reverse mortgage nows the time, max out your credit cards, sell all other positions and put everything on IVR.

That a given percentage of a larger number is more than the same percentage of a smaller number? Are we finally seeing common core schooled investors?

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What are you drinking fren? give me some to make the bags lighter

powell did it again. when you promise low rates equites money escape to bonds. if you raise rates then that is a bull for stocks

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Why Rough Rice crashed to 11 late last month?

its fake

I'm hoping that some blue chips get drug down with the rest of the market. If that doesnt happen I am going to probably target oil, airlines and defense. Throw in on some companies that are strong that just get their price drug down in a volatile market

Cuck.

Here we go.

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Evn if thy wrnt so grt

reminder to not panic sell

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It's a risky play, but no one can time what is going to happen next. I'd recommend not going all in to that, maybe just sell a portion of it. Plus the market is clearly bearish this week, you should probably be doing something that is inverted to the market cause normies will probably continue panic selling well into tomorrow

Yeah, why green number no go up?

Does anyone here know when exactly the quarterly reports of the big banks come out? An overview would be nice.

Everything is up for sale now, if you missed the dips in May, now is the best time to buy!

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Will we have another double/triple witching hour this year?

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Does RTX count?

The biggest Monster they have

Why the fuck would you sell a position you just bought today?? Bro you have the stock, not an option. It's called long term holding