Are fake tits a good investment?
My girlfriend wants them so "clothes will fit her better". She wants to pay for them so I am not complaining.
She says she wants to increase by 2 cup sizes. Is this a lot? Should I push for more?
Or is it a bad investment that will lead to me getting dumped when she gets new found confidence?
I should add if we have kids I will 100% insist on them being breastfed (Obviously). This won't cause problems will it?
BIG JUICY MILKERS
John Cruz
Caleb Cook
Yes
Adam Jones
Pros
>nice big titties, all for you
Cons
>she will use her big titties to fulfill her hypergamous nature and dump you for a better dude
>while she says she will pay for them, you will make up for some or all of it by paying for a bunch of other shit because she is saving up and it's for "your" benefit
>they have a tendency to get them too big and its freakish
>fake ones do feel significantly different and in a way that (I think) is not as nice a natural titty
The fact that you are even considering having kids with a fake-titted roastie shows that you don't care about them. Cosmetic surgery is the epitome of vile vanity, and having your kids suck on a plastic tit is practically abuse.
Jaxon Anderson
she wants bigger tits because she wants bigger dicks getting hard when looking at her. You are about to get cucked.
Mason Gomez
She’ll leave you once she has bigger tits
Isaac Walker
This. Shes an empty, souless, attention whore and she will only bring you misery.
Easton Moore
Do they feel weird? This is my biggest concern. I told her as much.
I've only ever felt natties.
It's better than having your kids suck on a bottle though right? I heard that breastfeeding is linked to higher IQs. I don't want dumb kids.
Honestly she's already very confident so I don't think much will change in that regard, resulting in her dumping me. And yes, it certainly is vain but...meh. She's a good looking girl. I know it. She knows it.
I do actually have a fairly substantial peepee.
Owen Rogers
Ok I know that we're all anonymous here so obviously it makes sense to assume the most likely scenario statistically...but she is actually nice. She just is very into fashion and things and seems to think bigger tits will make clothes fit her better. I'm sure she's also aware that it will make her more attractive but she doesn't strike me as the type who cheats.
In a rather bizarre turn of events she actually kind of sought ME out as opposed to vise versa. So she seems to be quite fond of me.
Gabriel Bennett
>Do they feel weird?
I found them to be overly firm and perky. Real titty is very soft and jiggly, comparitively
>It's better than having your kids suck on a bottle though right?
Yeah, breastfeeding is better, but the point is not about the milk. It's about your partner being a vain, attention-seeking normie, who will have a huge role in raising your kid(s). Look at the picture on my previous post.
>She's a good looking girl. I know it. She knows it.
She will find someone better. Then someone better than him. And before you say "oh no, she's serious about starting a family with me", she clearly is not because she's trying to turbocharge the amount of male attention she gets.
>Girl has devoted boyfriend.
>girl gets fake titties or loses weight
>girl finds new boyfriend, with bigger muscles, better job, or more instagram followers
It's so common its practically a cliche.
Bentley Kelly
The problem is once they start down this path there is a significant chance they go deep and end up looking like a blow up doll
Either way it is not a one time thing everyone I know who starts with one cosmetic surgery ends up getting another every couple months
Maybe try to get her into exercise, can naturally make boobs a little more perky/waist thinner to make them look bigger
And of course the ass gets way better that way
James Turner
are her badonkadoos honkin' already or are they pretty small? If they're like, average sized to start I think it's a bad move but if she's flat or close to it it's probably harmless.
Adam Ramirez
Based truthsayer.
Noah Carter
>She just is very into fashion and things
She's a whore.
Kevin Price
just help her to eat more
Brody Murphy
even if that were 0.0000000000001% true go look at New York Models. All of them have A or B sized tits and are 6' or taller. Fashion is for tall lanky women. Your slut just wants to be a turbo street walking slut.
Jeremiah Thompson
Sorry OP, but this. "I want my clothes to fit better" is what you tell your boyfriend so he doesn't think you are trying to attract men.
Asher Perez
that's a man
Angel Flores
>muh dick
she alrdy is cucking you
Xavier King
bro start taking anabolic steroids i'm serious, lift weights and get really jacked right now.
William Barnes
Saw palmetto can help a woman's tits to naturally grow larger when coupled with fenugreek.
So maybe try that first?
Lucas Martinez
Not only should you not let your girlfriend get fake tits, you should dump her for even wanting them. Disgusting whore. She probably has tattoos too.
Aiden Gomez
Lmao that's all folks. Fake tits were cool when I was 12.
Isaac Reyes
Fake tits are gross as fuck. The thought of fake plastic jelly bags inside the body is disturbing and a big turnoff. Kill yourself
Liam Richardson
Just get her pregnant retard, they look better and its free and you get the luxury of having a kid :)
ask her to marry you first
Caleb Scott
Finally, took long enough to find the correct take here!
Nicholas Martinez
Can confirm fake cans don’t feel as good as natty. I knew a broad that flew across the country for top dollar bolt-ons. Yeah, they look OK but the novelty wears off and the feeling really is not preferable to a nice natty Milkie. They feel considerably firmer and almost rubbery by comparison. If you want a tit cow the right way just start feeding her more.
Nicholas Barnes
this is truth. take heed
Dylan Taylor
100% this. If your girl has fake tits you need to be a fucking bull so the other guys are scared to check her out. Because every guy is gonna be looking.
Logan Johnson
Truth
Caleb Sullivan
Hmm... I know what real feels like but "perky" sounds fine to me.
Firm is a bit weird.
She is a normie actually, I will admit that. But I see it as a positive. I've mostly only attracted odd balls and people with similar mental issues as my own (none major thankfully) so it's kind of interesting to be with someone socially succesful.
Yeah that is worrying. She is very fit though. Great ass and body, just naturally quite flat chested. I actually like them desu, but I'm also a caveman and bigger is better.
She's pretty damn flat.
I mean yes but I am quite repulsed by fat unfortunately.
Models are weird looking though. She isn't one of them. Not tall enough etc.
She works in other areas of fashion. On tv.
Lol. I am actually fairly jacked. Natty though.
Pic 4 proof.
Well I have never actually felt them. Maybe they're alright? I actually wasn't turned on by them when younger. Always been an ass man. Bizarrely it's only recently I've been hankering SOME BIG OL' MILKERS.
No and no.
Ok but would it be better than like really tiny tits? Or still even tiny ones are preferable they feel so bad?
I am not this. I do really hate it when guys try to muscle in on girl's. In my experience it's actually the shy nice ones this happens most with. I had an uncomfortable experience recently with a drunk guy at a party but I've had much worse. Had a beer thrown at me once.
Easton Butler
Ultimately though this is were trust comes in right? You don't want your girl to be ugly and nobody interested in her, but you don't want everyone checking her out either. However if she's hot it's inevitable. It's kind of a paradox.
Cooper Wood
No tatts. Really happy to say that. I'm kind of an artsy type of guy so I've met a lot of artsy type girls and christ...I fucking hate tattoos now. They're so ugly. And because the women I've been with were art hoes theirs were at least GOOD tattoos. Still awful.
What I said was misleading btw. I don't want kids now at all. But y'know, eventually. Who knows.
I don't know what this is but I'll check it out.
Jace Cox
If she’s flat as a board natty I suppose they’d be preferable, but I’m telling you man, once you cop a handful of silicone infused boob there’s absolutely no mistaking it for a natty one, proceed at your own peril.
In my situation it ruled since I was banging a milf 20 years older than me, so it added to her cougar mystique. But, I personally would not want the girl I settle down with to have them.