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>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
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>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
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>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>nigger lives matter lol

>Links for bulls
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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I'm all in stocks but even I'm hoping this shit crashes and burns. Too many faggot zoomers and normals.

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>nhentai.net/tag/*****

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this is gods wrath for america electing a israeli-controlled pedophile to be president.

i hope china drops a nuclear weapon on you all

shame, real shame,
oh well we all going to die to gold hoarders.

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What happened to NUMI today? Thought the engine was primed for take off.

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>wanting to gatekeep your pyramid scheme

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I have 150k. How do I turn it into 1.5 mill?

It really is World War Z.
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INTEL CHIP EXECUTIVE IS OUT
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When are we buying bros?

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Funny thing is everyone was blasting Buffet for sitting out of the markets. Now who is the fucking moron?

Buy calls or puts with a short expiry and blaze it 420 to epic gains or lose everything. If you lose everything it's cause your a faggot.

welp

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There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me, I got to beware

I think it's time we stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

There's battle lines being drawn
Nobody's right if everybody's wrong
Young people speaking their minds
Getting so much resistance from behind

It's time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

What a field-day for the heat
A thousand people in the street
Singing songs and carrying signs
Mostly say, hooray for our side

It's s time we stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down

Paranoia strikes deep
Into your life it will creep
It starts when you're always afraid
You step out of line, the man come and take you away

We better stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, hey, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, now, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down
Stop, children, what's that sound
Everybody look what's going down...

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the JUST pattern

Just a normal and healthy market, right guys.

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If tomorrow is red again, I will destroy Bobo.

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what could possibly rally the markets now? next week and all of june/july?

this website is for Americans sweaty

Welp, I lost 15k today, and 6k yesterday... yay.

Give it a few days. People are just spooked by South Carolina and jobless claims. People will soon realize South Carolina is an outlier and unemployment is lowering despite high initial claims.

bankruptcy doesn't mean the shares are worthless, most bankruptcy in the US just means the company has to restructure while cutting a deal with their creditors.

What happened in South Carolina?

im in the uk and its the same, but still that wont necessarily rally the markets, unless some good news comes or people get greedy nothing is going to improve

This one's for you, Bobo
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Wouldn't all of it depends on if the real estate implosion is real or a hoax? We are nowhere near that possibly happening, at least a month off.

This market is basically a game of musical chairs.

Even after these drops the prices are still way higher than they were before the rally. As of now, it's still a massive mistake not to have bought in.

What the fuck happened in SC? Did Covid mutate into something that could kill the young or something?

A large spike in cases after memorial day weekend. Makes for good headlines, but is an outlier and their hospitals are fine despite the fear news is trying to sell.

They joined the Union.

SSL and skyw

Goddamn it, please close fucking RH soon. I need EMAN to fucking explode already. Tired of these weak willed faggots.

Exactly. They'll never learn.

You did buy QQQ calls ... r-right

Their new daily cases basically doubled because they reopened on memorial day weekend. News is making it sounds worse than it actually is though. Saw headlines about hospitals being overwhelmed and that they might need to close again, but it's bullshit.

this is some bearkino

Practically everyone has been saying we are in a bubble. Feds didn't pump today in order to create a narrative that the "bubble" has now deflated. Might go on for a few days or they might just start pumping again tomorrow

Smart money exiting the markets.
They have so much money it caused a -7% DOW, -6% S&P500

The real crash comes tomorrow

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same fear mongering as in early march. back then they predicted an apocalypse in New Orleans, Detroit, Chicago, NYC, and some parts of Florida. All of them did OK except for NYC. But NYC is fine now, better than most. And others are going up slightly but far from being overwhelmed.

What nonsense are you spouting? The fed announced that they are going to continue to do exactly what they've been doing this entire time. Literally nothing changed other than that they're going to continue through at least 2022.

Where are they going to keep their smart money?
We will probably gap up tomorrow.

i-it's just a W shaped recovery

Take a look at the bond market sweetheart

It's a just an M shaped doomsday.