/smg/ - Stock Market General

Gotta keep the hippies in CHAZ afloat somehow

Billionaires sold the retard bounce to get out so we don't need stimulus anymore.

you dont pick the stocks you let the stocks pick you

- Warren J Buffeterino

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I can assure you that it will probably be red at open but definitely red by 10am.

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:)

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I stemmed some bleeding, but I have a feeling tomorrow will be green enough to make what I did foolish.

Reminder to stop doing options if you don't actually know how they work

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>I can assure you that it will probably be red at open
right, all of Zig Forums says that.
That's why I'm upset that I didn't buy the dip today.

Fuck you you can’t take this from me. CUNNY is for bulls only

options traders get fucked

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Tomorrow will crab 300 because after today everyone will buy puts and as we all know put buyers are not allowed to make money.

/ES BIDS AT 298
WE'RE GONNA LIMIT DOWN TONIGHT BOYS

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BULLNIGGERS WERE KILL?

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Today was the roll from June to September index futures, so that may have been part of the reason for the drop today.

>oil and airline memelords knocked down like 12 pegs
Based
You are going to hold them bags for a long time
>b-b-b-but I MADE LE GAINS
Post em

>Bought the bottom in March but bought the top yesterday
J-just DCA'ing in, haha....

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No, dealer gamma is way high, they have to sell massively to offset so we will probably continue dumping. You sound new.

Absolute chad

But ya didn’t cause you’ve got no balls. So now you’re talkn our yiur ass like any other Zig Forums poster. No nuts.

Can anybody explain this picture to me? Like..why is she so happy to be looking at a computer? Is she on the darkweb?

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Bought 25k of TVIX 2 weeks ago, kept refusing to sell. Today I sold.

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The golden bull needs to be a little tamed, bros.
Immagine a market with no trace of fear.. Horror ! It will pump X2-3 in 1Q then what ?
We need at least some money to stay on the side and buy teh deeps.

I sold RCL, CCL, AMD, CPE and whatever else I had, with about 8% below my initial investment, 30% below my ATH. And as I figured, it seems like they are all future green right now..

ahem
ting ting ting ting
i got owned today and dont even feel that bad about it
what has this place done to me

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hurtcore is the only thing that makes her feel happy in this world

what if all these bears are too cocky?

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I wish I was smart

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congrautaliations dude you avoided being homeless incase those stocks never came down ever again

i would personally never touch the stock market again if i were you

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Based SMG id, but you’re a cuck for selling. Why would you actualize a loss when you didn’t have to?

I made one purchase I felt like was a bad idea and it btfo all my gains in 2 days.

realise that all money is like this
then money will come
this is the mindset of wealthy people
law of attraction

congrats

anyone notice that all the big losses posted are robinhood screenshots? Never was there a clearly sell signal you retarded bulls.

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Lol Eman really actually just replaced all my loses almost.

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lines... go down?!

I'm buffeting it. All my positions are divies. Buy cheapies to drive down my cost basis and yields go up.

You're literally retarded if you think this summer won't be a bull run

she a bobo

yes become social worker so you can see the absolute worst society has to offer on a daily basis in exchange for a dismal low salary

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yeah that'll hold

Is most people paid on fridays or the 15th and 30th of the month? And given the robbedhood popularity, is that a factor to anticipate green days?

So nobody knows wtf is going on. Usually Zig Forums thinks like a hivemind but today we are split. Wtf is habbeing bros

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>tfw up 67% gross on the year
Take mushrooms to bring your trading to the next level

>buffet, goldman jews etc boomer investment inc missed out the dip, now crashing literally everything to get back in
clown market clown market

What? Never.

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cute apron

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actually it might, congrats

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Robinhood has next to no affect on the market as a whole.

she's looking at Zig Forums and seeing all the sad people in there and having a little laugh to herself
you can tell she's a fucking sadistic bitch because she's a woman

Threw my spare cash into this due to the massive drop and looked like it was holding.
Imagine if I poured my life savings into it. Hnnnng

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wish I had picked up more than 50 shares now

Hello /smg/ I'm one of those RobinHood autists who bought in because everyone's a genius in a bull run. The same thing happened to me with BTC I should have warned you all (luckily for that I just bagheld until it hit $1000 and sold but it took 2 years)

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30 seconds.

who else in the green today?
thank you TRPX

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Been holding it since .45

People shitting on it. But I have fucking diamond hands

Just a bear trap lmao

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>AFTER MARKET GREEN
TOMORROW SPY 305C WILL PRINT

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i bag helded fucking poop dude on a candy

i created microsoft with my dad

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>today we are split
VIX is above 30 (and has stayed in the 25+ range long enough to turn into a total shitfest), so it's fucking chaos. what do you expect?
It's such a crazy game that I will continue sitting in grade A corp bonds, PMs, and commodities

:^)

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Fuckking nice grab

The FED will NOT allow USD to go to zimbabwe levels. It's the biggest suicide ever.

futures red

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Should I sell TVIX call tomorrow? Is this dump just a mild correction? It looks pretty god damn severe and TVIX exploded.

thanks for the pep talk user
may u receive green candles

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>futures

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Remember that guy who bought 400k SPY $20 6/19 puts like a month ago?

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oh fuggg i missed eman
just added it back on my watchlist earlier today too
damn it.

Mint green on my screen.

>Futures turned green
AND WE ARE BACK, BULL BROS. Surely the market will never dip again.

>Futures repeating yesterday
B-bro’s? It’s gonna b-be green t-t-tomorrow right? Right?!

Futs are poised to limit down. I cannot wait for all of the pink wojaks tomorrow. This is like an early birthday.

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Futures green.

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how does robinhood have no effect on the market the wallstreet probably has like 8 boomers walking around

not hundreds of thousands of people on a phone app

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I hope we get a 2nd wave of Govt checks. I'd take another 2400 dollars.

futures mooning 0.02%!!!

>SPY $20 put

Absolute fucking mad man.

AFTER MARKET IS GREEN YOU DUMB NIGGER

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>probably has like 8 boomers walking around
you see those skyscrapers in manhattan?
do you know how many of them are quite literally jam packed with traders and investors?

Volume

JESUS CHRIST STOP

and they're now red

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

This society is fucked. If it continues like this, somebody is going to snap.

futures are nice and greeaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

uh oh bullies :)

>300 resistance zone
my losses has been capped....

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FUTURES BLOOD RED BULLS BTFO

OH NO NO NO NO NO
BULL BROS
AHAHAHAAHAAHHAHAAAAAAA

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What the fuck are you even talking about? Do you think boomers use Robin Hood instead of brokers they've been with for 50 years?

nah theyre insurance scammers

heres an insurance package in case i wanted to scam you

poker and stock market is same thing you cant reliably win its impossible its 50-50

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based

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>wallstreet probably has like 8 boomers walking around
user I don't know about that

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How did people go into options and not do some dumb but safe play like a straddle? It hedges against this exact scenario.

Literally neck yourself and go to Zig Forums

MOTHERFUCKING FIREFIGHT AT 3000

NOOOOOOOOO MAKE IT STOP I DONT WANNA LOOK AT THESE LOSSES ALL WEEKEND

One diminutive white man with a grey suit and a burgundy tie with glasses and pattern balding with 1.2 million dollars in the market is worth 24,000 RobertHadfields with $50 portfolios

what's the point. it's a gamble.

same dude

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Fuck.

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I would say I find it amazing there are people like that, but then there are people who spend their fortunes at casinos.

Options trading isnt meant to be safe. 99 percent of people who do it end up in financial ruin, the other 1 percent get rich and stop.

im too depressed to be sadistic user.

>plebbit spacing
>muh diamond hands