Finally press penis in vagina hole

>finally press penis in vagina hole
>instantly have the feeling of cooming
>try to perform 1 or 2 bumps
>coom

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doesn't matter, had sex

The whole point of making money is to have sex you virgin

>Sleep in same room with friend and his girlfriend
>hear kissing and light exhales
>coom

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oh nonononoon look at this dud , not only a bobo but can't perform.

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just keep bumping and ignore everything else

>get vasectomy
>coom right inside that puss
>keep bumping and cooming as many times as you can stay hard

>spoon a girl
>coom on her back
>she moves rooms to sleep with her roommate for the night
>I leave in the morning
>neither of us msg again

jerk off one day before having sex, If you haven't ejaculated in more than 4 days you penis is extremely sensitive and if you mix it with a very wet vagina it is a bomb, I am saying that as someone who lives with her partner and has sex usually and it is always raw, so don't take it that serious, it happened to me once or twice before I knew this

She's going to metoo you eventually

BASED

>finally press penis in vagina hole
>try to perform 1 or 2 bumps
who talks like this? what is wrong with you?

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>finally press penis in vagina hole
>so amped on adrenaline it feels like nothing except heat (which was nice I suppose)
>pump away with a semi for like 30 minutes
>she sits on my face and sucks me off and I still can’t cum

shit was kinda whack
I need to learn to relax

you'll get much better with practice. well done user

does anything come out then? pumping loads into the puss is the best part

Happened to me my first time. It takes practice, and you need to kinda be comfortable with everything and just relax. I believe in you!

Do you know what a vasectomy is user?

thanks friend, I’m stuck now with corona going around but maybe next year I can find a girl

yes. how much of the volume in a load is swimmers?

I thought you still pumped liquid in, but it just had no semen in it?

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I have never had sex.

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people take advice from biz holy shit

anyone who gets a vasectomy is a legit brainwashed mutilated slave plenty of stories dumping dudes for the sterile eunuch slaves that they are

>The whole point of making money is to have sex you virgin

Only people who haven't had a good amount of sex would say such a thing.

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Me neither

At one point you realize that craving after sex is in fact craving for affection and attention. When you don't have to feed those needs as much, your interest in sex wanes.
Also as you're probably INTP, the older you get the less social you become.
I'm an oldfag and at a point I wouldn't trade my solitary comfiness for sex with a hot thot
When we make it I will pay money to pump my dick in traps asses tho

>don't get vasectomy
>coom right inside that puss
>keep bumping and cooming as many times as you can stay hard
Fucking a pregnant woman is the most satisfying thing you'll ever do.

>fuck for a half hour
>cant coom
>get fired and dick goes limp
>repeat all night
>might coom in the morning if I'm very lucky

Thanks for the circumcision mom and dad

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Sorry goyim