Go to job interview

is it porn?

This

fuck man this made me laugh so hard

I would be a nervous wreck. would probably stutter a lot and ruin my chance of getting the job. would jerk off later at home

Source in webm title doesn't work nigga, link doesn't exist

Kill it with fire

yeah it is
she pretends to be an escort in... I want to say ibiza

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get an erection and try to get her to notice it until i'm thrown out or get the job

Id smash but im married now fuck

wtf are the point of those buttons when there are no buttonholes

reminds me of Tinder dates, I actually used to love going on Tinder dates

girl makes up her mind immediately if she wants to fuck you or not, so you end up either 1) talking about who-fucking-cares, getting drunk and fucking her, or 2) shitty conversation where she's not interested in anything you say, she's looking around the bar for someone hotter than you, and you get to get recklessly drunk and have a good time anyways

I kinda miss that shit

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What in the fuck is with tinder girls not wanting to fuck IRL or even go out on dates?

I've got like 6 of these dumb bitches sending me nudes and dirty talking me on snapchat, but NONE of them will meet up with me IRL. what the FUCK is this i just want to FUCK SOME 5/10 FUCK PIG GOD DAMMIT

Women are scared of COVID, but if you can’t seal the deal with a fat bitch to smash then you can’t just blame that.

How long are you talking to these thots? After you get the nudes it’s time to head to her place. You sitting there having week(s) long convos and shit playing with your food while Chads that know how to pull the trigger is banging her out after 4 DMs.

I was in a big city so it was a bit of a numbers game. You gotta be flexible and not get caught up on one girl. Sometimes you'll get led on and never ever even meet the girl, that's just part of the game

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I try to initiate meetups no more than a few hours after receiving nudes. 2 of these fat bitches have said "oh i'm self conscious idk" and others are like "oh i don't do hookups lol, but here's a video of me fucking myself, can i watch you cum?"

I drop them very quickly, i'm not one of these dudes that has real convos with tinder sluts, i am quick and to the point like i'm supposed to be. Covid hasn't even come up while talking to any of them. I've got a "date" with one but I doubt she'll be down to fuck, i'm gonna try my god damn hardest tho

maybe that's part of my problem, i'm in a smaller town and some of these bitches i match with are like 30-40 miles away (which is fine because i drive to those cities to party with friends anyway). I am not getting caught up on any single girl, although there's some i'd rather fuck more than others, but throwing the pole to reel them in is often the same.

FUCK dude

You’re fucking up. If you get nudes you got the approval to smash. You waste too much time and soon as another man that’s more stimulating and not a beta faggot comes along she fucks him while she gives you blue balls and sends you shit out of boredom until the next fuck.

wtf how am i wasting time by asking to hook up practically immediately after receiving nudes? "hahaa yoo we should fuck FOR REAL like TOMORROW i'm free, i'll be in town, what are you doing, i got weed i'll buy you drinks, etc. etc. etc."

i don't fuckin get it dude

I'm so glad I've been in a relationship for a while and that my game has always been meeting women out in public. I have no fucking idea how I'd juggle multiple women via multiple texts these days. I pretty much have to start ignoring texts the moment 3 different people start texting me during the day I'd be flushing hours down the toilet by the time it's all said and done.

Rape

stutter uncontrollably and stare at the table while talking to her

Immediately walk out as I closed the GIF so as to avoid any occasion of sin. It profits you nothing to indulge your sensual appetites. They grow with continued indulgence until they are insatiable and a separate nature one that will rot your soul from the inside out and when you die, you'll see you wasted your life chasing highs and trifles no different than a heroin addict.

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youtube.com/watch?v=aPHtQnrShPQ

Second nature*

>order myself a drink too and joke about offering her another one once she's finished at least *half* of that one *audible chuckle
>quickly ascertain where her insecurities are and calmly shape all of my answers around them
>order side dishes
>joke about champagne being off the menu unless I was celebrating *audible chortles
>impress with one of 4 stories that could make her cry
>cries.jpg
>order a double each
>order food to go
>fuck her like an animal in the nearest hotel room
>campagne.jpg
>find out all of her secrets
>research senior management positions at the firm on phone while she sucks out my morning load

Based

Leave. Some other coomer already fucking thought of this idea. Whatever this faggot OP is doing is behind the times.