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>Previous Thread

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fuck anime

SSSSSNNNNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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I smell a green day.

Jesus here to remind you, you gotta go down that half pipe in order to go up, keep shreddin' fellow Christians!

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How are we feeling for today? Red again im assuming since nothing good has come up news wise

hello frens, here is my meme idea

Assuming tomorrow is up a few percent, buy SQQQ and then monday will be down, dump and make a couple bucks. Maybe consider buying back in with some regular securities to capitalize on historic green week trends.

how dumb is this

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loop de loop pattern incoming

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I am super fucking high right now.

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Jesus saves. convert the dark forces into good.

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>futures slowly losing momentum
Yeah it's the day of the BOBO

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Oh, thank God.
I was super worried there was a nude shot in the comfy gif I posted.

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Big long wicked doji would be fun. Big pump, dump way down, close flat. Confuse everybody.

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I need to see some anime tiddies in this thread, boyos.
Post your best one.

How's futures looking? I think I'm too high to check

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made 30% on spy puts yesterday. Let's keep it rolling

please no I just wanted to stop wageslaving in this miserable existence powell why have you abandoned us

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Dude me too

Also to the guy who doesn't know Yotsuba&.. ehh, that IS the mascot of Zig Forums kek.

Also they didn't only post gore back then, they posted far worse.. Like Boxxy and lolishit soundtracks. Agreed that Zig Forums is substantially more subdued and tame than it used to be, though.

But nah, it's always been anime centric

VIX Chads, how we doing? If i wake up to green day tomorrow im selling my shit and scoopin’ up all the OTM VXX calls cheapies immediately. Actually, im doing it either way. This shit is mooning to $80 tomorrow or next week, fucking guaranteed. Screencap this shit and stamp on your fucking wall. Im making six figures in the next 10 days or losing $2000-$4000 trying. Very very very comfy lottery ticket.

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Ah, how many anons are interested in setting up on VIP. i don't mind being pay to play with fucking litecoin to get away from the madness of US open market with VIX over 30.

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>please no I just wanted to stop wageslaving in this miserable existence powell why have you abandoned us
Then you shouldn't do gamble pics.
Do SSO or TQQQ+TMF

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Nah, gonna pump at open before it dumps. Shaking out weak bobos

Is this the retest the lows drop or did powell just get a hand cramp on the money crank?

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might have to do with 90 day forbearance clauses. we'll have to wait for the middle or end of next week to really have a better feeling.

>futures reversing

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO BWAHAHHAHAHA

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Mr. Scoops why are you not currently in the Autonomous Zone helping out Raz Simone? It's the first (of many) examples of the insurrectionary warlord patchwork that define the future US! Get down there!

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whats going to win out going foward?
TQQQ or SOXL?

FPBP
Fuck anime, and fuck stocks too

>How's futures looking?
Pumped above 1% earlier, pulled back, looking like trying to do a higher low now.

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I know I should at some point but I'm only starting out with 3K right now, thats the most I can really afford to lose before I'm forced back to shekel and toilberg.

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oh nooo nooohgggg mommy mommy ohhh noooo ahhhaaghaaaaa mommy

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I better wake up to blood red.

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>Dude me too
I can barely get high off of weed like I used to.
I hadn't smoked in 5-7 months, and even after smoking like literally 7g this week, I haven't once been able to get knocked-on-my-ass/dying-sensation high.
Only been smoking weed this heavily for about 18 months though

>But nah, it's always been anime centric
Zig Forums has become less anime centric.
It seems like it's just a bunch of black dudes posting their bottom-of-the-rung taste in women and the porn they won't let onto the other boards

my plan is buy some spy put if it hits 305 at all tomorrow. will probably load up on spy 280 a week and a half or so out. what are you guys' plan? I swear I won't steal them.

I'm that guy from the other thread.
Man I remember Boxxy, I didn't jerk off to her but she was hot. Boxxy was posted ironically even back then, she was an archetypal le random xD chick. Who was that other bitch - Cracky Chan? I think she still has a Twitter, and I checked it out not so long ago, and it was quite sad. Anime posting is not ironic in any way and thus inferior to Boxxy posting. But yes I concede Zig Forums has always had anime on it. Self-consciously posting pedobait anime girl reactions in every single thread is a new thing though, and that's the lame shit. It used to be more GITS/Cowboy Bebop type shit.

OH NO NO NO NO THE FUTURES HAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

beautiful, tasteful, BIG, massive RED dildos forming a GORGEOUS bear flag

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>Zig Forums
>checks, hello my old agent, it's been a while
looks like Zig Forums with less loathing and more questionable looking content instead of content that is outright questionable.