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first for bears are gay and retarded. big green monday

IVR is shit and you should be ashamed for holding it.
>paying divvy with equity
tip top kek

first for the epic earnings and price action on MITT today.
god knows what this means for REIT's

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Fuck Chinamen and fuck black people.

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>Brown tomboy.jpg

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>tanned tomboys
hnnng,... my stock is rising

GET IN HERE, BEARS!

Corona stocks underperforming
Defensive stocks underperforming
Amazon red
Ending the day on the green side above sma125 and sma200

I'd say next we have a mini rally depending on fundamental hard data


I'm considering buying VLO
Oil rally next week guys

BEARS ARE ROARING
STOCKS AINT SOARING
BOBOS RETURNED
BULLS GET BURNED

What a refreshing day for trading on the stock market!!

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No u

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holding short shorts until SPX 2900

unironically best edition


also, take your profits now if you havent already bros

I'm thinking green monday into bloody week. Volume hasn't been this big in a long time. If it's another nothingburger we can gap up. This happened in May same deal.

uh wtf

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>first for bears are gay and retarded. big green monday

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no im holding and monitoring

I DRINK YOUR GAINS BITCH SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP SCHLOP

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>check burger indexes
>now they're green again
What the hell are you guys doing over there?

no dice kike

i'm fucking holding

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Not complaining.

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Should i buy AMD calls before the close and risk holding it over the weekend?

Im staying the fuck out and glad I sold everything on Tuesday when I noticed the dip the jews pulled at 4AM

>TaKe Ur PrOfItS gUiSe HuRrY b4 Is 2 LaTe

Meanwhile all of my shares keep going up.

Gonna hold puts over the weekend?

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uh oh

The thing that's always bothered me about this image is the odd number of nipples.

SUCK ON A HO'S TIT
BULLS AIN'T SHIT
SHORT THAT MEME STOCK
CHOKE ON BEAR COCK

PUMP PUMP PUMP

Is AAPL capable of achieving TSLA status in the next year or two or is that just retardation?

MUH

they missed earnings by 4000%...

This is such a fake pump holy shit. Sell your positions if you haven't. As soon as 4:00 hits, SPY is gonna go down like two dollars and futures will be -2% on Sunday night.

I'm up 16% today. Learn to swing trends. Can't make money when you're only in cash.

Stocks go up

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oil chads report in

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What does it mean for the small cap 2000?

I know, weird huh.

What the fuck is going on with TVIX???? ARE THEY SHORTING THE MARKET OR ARE THEY STAYING IN! THE ANTICIPATION FOR EOTD IS KILLING ME!!!!

kek the last 10 minutes before close is gonna be fucked, i can feel it

So I’m assuming you have a ton of SPY puts for 300?

How are they up and not at $0.01

From the call: "We are pleased to announce that we exited forbearance two days ago and reinstated bilateral agreements with all our current lenders. Immediately prior to and during the two-month period of our forbearance, we sold the majority of our assets, paid off the related financing and consolidated our remaining repo arrangements down to six lenders. We did this so we could meet the previously unmet margin calls, and so we could exit forbearance. After these sales, MITT has a much smaller portfolio with lower leverage."

I can imagine this is what a lot of REITs did, not bad

Can any of you please answer this question

what a country

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tfw bull when its profitable, bear when its profitable, and cash when shits crabbing unpredictably.

Earnings only go up from here

shit break's over... let's see here.....

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HERE WE GO
TEST THAT LOW
BOBO IS FAST
HOW YOU FINNA LAST

FUCK ANIME AND FUCK BOBO

its over

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Invest in butter.

Bull or bear for monday?

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WHERE'S THE PROMISED DUMP BOBO?

IS THIS EVERYTHING YOU GOT?

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TEAM BULL REPORTS IN

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crab

IT GON RAIN

Invest in companies that are headquartered or have massive ops in red states. How do you need someone to explain this?
Also

Hey guys, I have $700 which I want to buy in. I already have stocks with DAL, XOM and SSL. Is there any stocks you'd recommend I buy into with this or should I just add to what I already have? Thinking of waiting till there's a dip again.

Shording now :DDD

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Bull Monday but there needs to be a dump RIGHT NOW

yeah but share price is going to collapse to match their book value after selling all their assets.
or we just go full clownworld and it returns to 2019 highs after they "sold the majority of their assets"

I have some days where I'm wanting to buy every stock on the market.
I had one of those days today.

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CLACK... CLACK... CLACK ..CLACK.. CLACK CLACK CLACK

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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They are letting the anti-retail algos run crazy

fake ass dump

I hope that you held your bags and bought more stonks today

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ACCUMULATE DIPS FOR MID/LONG TERM HOLD:

CLF
REFR
MRO
SSL
PLUG

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>colors
Heh nice pun

bear Monday. Dude spy down -18 dollars yesterday, now gonna close +2 dollars and this shit is struggling to stay alive. Everyone was expecting huge dildos after what happened yesterday but were barely closing green. Nasty pumps on favorite stocks on robinhood, you already know the dumb fucks behind that

>only been into crypto before
>have 10k to move into boomer markets
>what do first?
>what app/brokers/software/websites?
>what kind of assets considering I think we're at the top of "return to normal" on the stock market

MSGS looks like a good recovery play.

takes about half a minute to choke out a human, how long do you think it takes to knock out a bull? I'm working on it, sheesh.

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Going for the long hold btw. Probably will delete the app and look at them again next year. Might go into AMD but open to suggestions.

uh bobo i dont feel too good

WOOOOO

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50 next month

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So fellas I'm thinking of changing my strategy up.

I got 23K i've freed up. If we're red on monday I'll buy back into a few things. if not, i'm just going to stick with dividend paying stocks and stay there.
New strat would be to take 1k out of my paycheck (2k a month) and dump it into the stock with the closest ex-dividend date. never pull out, of course...but grow up that way. Don't pay attention to any more ups and downs.
Bonus money from work will then be the only free money I play with in maybe an IPO or something.

I don't know..I just can't take this up and down. Nothing seems to make any sense or have any reasons for it.

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thats it

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The market is giving everyone a do over of the last two weeks.

who are you quoting?
also, read through the links in the OP first

delusional

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Missed the CLF dip

Last minute buys before Monday's pump?

HOLYSHIT DUMP IT YOU MOTHERFUCKERS

today has been cunnyshaped
are we in a cunnyshaped recovery?

This is what has me concerned. On one end, yeah, it would be reasonable. On the other, JCP and hertz were literally broke and returning multiples.

I made a fortune on Airlines today, this shit is too easy. If something is big red, buy - if it is big green, slowly sell. Ez money.

The entire business of REITs is to hold large portfolios of leveraged assets and collect income from each. If a REIT sheds most of it's portfolio and risk into a market where new issuance rates are near zero, it's going to have years of fractional earnings.
So yes, sounds like the 4 dollar price target is on the money then.

just a little more to push over that resistance

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All you need to do it take that 2k and put it into AAPL every month. Its the best dividend/growth combo of any stock and they increase the payout every year without fail.

I'm about 50/50 on the clownworld outcome right now

this post makes me think we're gonna dump violently into a breaker somehow.

I have to get them credit

"spiking" "second wave" etc kek

meanwhile deaths are still going down and nothing is really spiking. Good disinfo

how about....no?

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Pump it Powell pump it

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oh hey meidri poster seems like we meet again i actually went into HAL and SSL if i didnt tell u im going to the moon

GOOD LUCK ON MONDAY EVERYONE

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Is Indiana red? I’d guess it is.
Buy Lilly anyways. Longing American diabetes is a much better thesis than whatever your dumbass political bullshit is.

you guys bought the dip right?

>still holding 20% bond ETFs
How long until next major correction so I can finally go 100% stocks?

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GREEN

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kek same

300 SUPPORT CONFIRMED

SPY NEVER BELOW 300 AGAIN

This is the next reddit/Zig Forums/facebook meme stock. I say it's pretty safe investment

How do I learn? I want to trade with a few thou. How do I profit from the volatility.