/smg/ - Stock Market General

weekend edition

high score list:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_trading_losses

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
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>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/drugs/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

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i've got a god damn fever

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dibs on your stuff

it's going to crash then recover, get ready to buy dips

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Time to visit your local mosque and pray for your soul, user.

Take zinc and drink orange juice.

FIRST FOR THE CIRCUS OF VALUES

COME BACK WHEN YOU GET SOME MONEY BUDDY

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Someone put this guy in quarantine please

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F but also S

Is my HFU bro safe?
ARE YOU ALIVE MY LEAFY LOVE.?

Is GLAD a good div investment?

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whenever I'm sick I visit the local witch doctor and she cures me

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yeah, it's just a stomach bug and i've been able to hold stuff down today so am all in Emergen-C, zinc lozenges, tylenol, and water.
not in any danger like i would be if i couldn't stop throwing up (dehydration, electrolyte imbalance), BUT it's still a pain in the ass feeling weak and tired.
no cough either so should blow over in a couple days. but i slept through the trading day after closing all my positions at breakeven this morning :(

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Any good Mobile based brokerage besides Robinhood. I want to see more information butttt only have a phone and tablet. Thought about getting a lap top but I work construction so it's not like I can just Bebop around trying to trade. Cell based kinda sucks I know.

Fundamentals don't matter, boomers.

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What you need is teladoc, which has been mooning since coronavirus.

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Are zinc lozenges helpful for the coronavirus? I've seen mixed messages.

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ThinkOrSwim is the mobile app for TDAmeritrade

Covid ass

I feel your pain brother

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UCO is a dumpster fire?

One of the biggest. Along with gush. Leveraged commodity ETFs just lose money, primarily of new investors/trades.

F

Can't hurt, good for the immune system in general.
On a side note, SPY 330 next week?

Thanks. I downloaded it awhile ago to try my hand at some options with paper. But never got past the login portion. Will check it out more this weekend

yeah if the fever holds until tomorrow i'm gonna get tested

Guys convince me to stop trying to options trade. I use to be a traditional boomer tier investor but I'm MOOOOOOOONING and I can't stop. I know I'll lose it all at this rate even with all the hedging.

You buy and sell uco quick you don’t hold it

Honestly though, the ONLY symptom I had was complete and total loss of taste and smell. Shit was fucking weird bro, I would literally crack an ammonia inhalant under my nose and smell nothing.

Zinc helps with most all viruses.
Any lost of taste/smell, feet issues, O2 check (PulseOx)?
God speed.

uchealth.org/today/zinc-could-help-diminish-extent-of-covid-19/

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Buying stupid options over time bleeds you slowly with a thousands cuts.
Writing stupid options can bankrupt you overnight

Honestly as long as you hedge, there is literally no reason to actually touch a stock in your brokerage account.

depends what fundamentals you look at, Toyota is down in earnings since 2018. Tesla has accelerating revenue growth. And Toyota has 1.8 billion shares outstanding, Tesla has 180 million

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actually goes through the blood brain barrier via nasal passageway. Any increase Aggression like a jogger?

youtube.com/channel/UCy2-l7Y87DC_3SBAKPk2M1Q

Yo whats wrong with your feet girl?

> is this sustainable?
Are you doubting the force now lol

There are different fundamental strategies big dummy.

Tire fire user, there is no extinguishing that.
Just let it burn by itself.

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I fell for this, I made and lost 2k in 2 days with GUSH, literally came out with 200$ gains

I've had that twice in my life. That's whack bro. Sorry.

Markets are closed and now I'm bored. Even if I'm screaming about losing money at least I can plan some trades or something now I'm just sitting and waiting for monday. Wish the market was open seven days a week .

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How do you hedge?

Draw your best guess of the rest of the graph.

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Can I have your RuneScape gold

Have you heard about bitcoin? 24/7 action

Do companies start with a specific volume of stock and stick with it, and each be 1/n valuation of the company? Can they print and inflate new stock like a treasury could print currency?