None of my friends want to go to a bar

and I want to get pussy

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What's your tactic for picking roasties at the pub?

I've never done but my plan is to say hi

if you do that then you're already above 80% of guys and your chances go above 0%

Only say hi to the ugliest shortest girls in the bar if you want a chance.

What year do you think this is? Dumb zoomer

Hell yeah

Idk how to go by myself though

Went to bars after long time. Didnt feel any hype like long time ago. Didnt want to talk to roasties or get mega drunk. Guess ded af inside. :(

You could live somewhere they don't have bars. Like Saudia Arabia. or Bong.

Go alone you fucking coward
t. Chad

Who /literally never tried but already given up/ here? 25 and no gf in 5 years. Only have ever dated girls when they asked me out.

be attractive

Me. Far worse off than you though, full Zig Forums tier.

Wat u do? I did a lot of solo going until drinking problems and last crapload of times just got drunk, 0 memory and dead next day.

xanax

Honesty and sobriety without being a giant pussy will put you ahead of 98% of men

Might need a bit of practice/a plan to not run out of things to say so you dont look like a creep, but yeah it will work in the long run if you arent a 2/10.

Is that fucking Balboa

>I've never done but my plan is to say hi
First of all OP, fuck your friends, go solo it's easier to get girls to talk to you when you're not surrounded by other sweaty incels
Second, I'm going to give you a line that is much better than "hi"
Here you go
>Hey I don't know anyone here, who are you?
You established you are alone. And you give them an open ended question to respond to. The important thing is that it is open ended. Try it our tonight fren. You're guaranteed to either find someone to talk to, or very quickly figure out if they are lame as fuck.
Whether or not you get pussy is a different story. But I don't mind giving you some advice to get your foot in the door. Good luck

bruh

I'm a beta who only rarely picks up girls, but usually if I'm chatting up a girl in a bar I'll go out with her for a cigarette and she'll mention that she's cold, which is my que to move in to hug her and keep her warm. I'm usually shitfaced at this point so it's hard to explain how you go from standing next to her to holding her without making it weird. I think I usually just move in with one arm and if she moves closer into your arms then she's with it. Once you're up against her and she feels your body heat that's it, you're making a move and taking her home that night

Thank you homie I'm gonna use that

based. I'm the same way user.

u know pussies are gross af?

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Pussy is degenerate user.

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That's a good line. Thanks user.

My bad I forgot

It helps if you pick bar that has pool or other games, gives you an excuse to move around and something to do besides just drink if you aren't feeling up to talking to girls. Can't tell you how many girls I've met semi-legitimately looking for a partner in doubles.

I actually have that achievement, and it feels great. Spot on image, 140 hrs well spent, depression cured for the forseeable future

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Any girl that is dtf on the first night is a whore who has done that already many times and probably has stds. Gross.

Sry for the blackpill but modern dating is just a shitshow.

Op here, im hammered now. There wasn't anybody, at least no single women. How yall doin