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Zerohedge back on twitter

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any swe fag here? what the fuck is up lately with our market pumping random penny stocks by 1000% every other day? who the fuck is behind this and how do i get in

Dividends, more like Divid-friends. OwO

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me wanted make thread :(

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xth for stonks only go up fuck your charts and analysis lel

Chinese crypto likes artificially pumping and dumping

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me wanted big-tiddie amazon gf and blood red futures, but that didn't happen

>Chinese crypto likes artificially pumping and dumping
chinese crypto likes pumping random swedish penny stocks on the swedish market??? what

Really? I followed some zero hedge bot script that would just repost everything 1:1 but having the official account back is way better

*Ahem*
Gentlemen sit down and gather around I have an announcement to make

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thats a very spooky painting
how did you find it

they do that, too. anything to keep commie governments propped up.

I dunno mang, that's what happens on the NYSE. Literally every day some random penny shit stock jumps +60-100% and then plummets the next day. I wouldn't be surprised at all if they do their shady shit everywhere in the world.
Also we supposed to be "crypto kikes" not "crypto likes'" my bad.

????? wtf are u even on about right now

T,DIS,Comcast - All three have sprawling Empires that's insane when you dig deep via wekipedia. Comcast owns sports teams and the Wells Fargo Center for ex.. Guess who owns stock in all three & VIACA for good measure... Even if T does sell the games division it's still massive.

communism doesn't work

i'll stand.
proceed.

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I wish Panda Express was a public company so I could invest in it. Also, buy utilities and fuck communications.

CTL was probably my most bobo-resistant position this week.

thanks, this explains penny stocks going 1000%+

Double down on IVR or what? We in that ass

$wufu

Based

I've just returned from crashing the market for a week. Whatever could the announcement be?

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It's the statistics of an approximately normal distribution, don't think too hard about it
There is a probability of rare events occurring among some of the population at all times
What would be really strange is if this activity suddenly stopped

> Chinese buy buy buy, artificially inflate random shit stock
> Dumb westerners and algorithms that don't know better buy in
> Shit penny stock is now artificially high
> Chinese sell out for profit

I keep looking at the bigger picture to calm myself down, but this crash is not calming me down.

Does anyone know what company’s make Shock Wave Lithotripsy or (ESWL) extracorporeal shock wave lithotripsy?

UCO...what's the deal, swing trade or buy and hold

When is the next futures update or is it euro time?

Can someone explain why people are investing an company that is going through chapter 11?

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There are a ton of idiots asking if now is a good time to buy, which makes me want to sell.

Then there are a bunch of know-it-all's that say to sell, which makes me thing it's time to buy.

My gut tells me to buy EV, and short POR at the next rally. The maintenance crews are coming back from Work safety leave, a lot of backup inventory is about to be bough, and those companies that buy it are going to hurt short term with lower reliability, and rusty workers, and lower demand...

Okay boys cover yourselves with options then.

user, it's the weekend. Come back Sunday night.

See:

If the stock just goes up forever, everyone wins! But seriously these aren't ordinary times and conventional wisdom is out the window.

Futures open on Sunday at 6pm EST.

Pump and dump.

FUCK NIGGERS
FUCK TRANNIES
FUCK KIKES
FUCK STONKS
FUCK BULLKEKS
FUCK BOBO
FUCK CRABBIES
FUCK BEANERS
FUCK SANDNIGGERS
FUCK ISRAEL
AND LAST BUT CERTAINLY NOT LEAST FUCK JANNIES

its too late...
monday is gonna be a slaughterhouse

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based on all counts but bulls and crabs.
otherwise REALLY top notch stuff.

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Friendly reminder to BUY OLN (ammo manufacturer)

RTX: still a buy? It dipped a bit this week. I bought $500 more. Not sure if I should buy more.

Do they pay out in shotgun shells?

I've given up and I'm just going to hodl for a few months and see what happens. I bought at the absolute bottom in March so I doubt I'll lose very much no matter what. I'd that the most efficient? No, but I'm lazy and retarded so I'll just take the easy low effort money.

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I did the bear/bull/bear/bull switcheroo the last 3 months at the perfect time every time. Possibly psychic

I don't see it.
I go to town and everything is back to normal. All the restaurants are still going, people working, parks are full of happy families.
Wall street and the urban shit holes might be doing badly, but everything else is normal.

TECHNICAL ANALYSIS FRENS

DD IS A BLAZING GREEN LIGHT???

Based

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The gentleman has a point.

>monday is gonna be a slaughterhouse
Hope so. I went pretty hard on a short before close today.

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Based and rojopilled

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SSL BROS

TRIUMPHANT

>you tried to fade us
>you tried to break iron hands
>we saw the deal weeks before analysts
>you were sell sell sell at 1.50
>we bought big
>you have no excuse

I'm all in on TVIX. Nobody will stop me from making it

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what kind of yacht are you buying?

It is mathematically impossible to lose money buying WFC calls for October

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