Quickest way to turn life around?

quickest way to turn life around?
>tfw 33
>tfw no job, no skills, no money
how are normal people not even rich? JUST literally save money and Invest LOOOL

who else here /despair/? or are you all billion dollar larpers

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>JUST literally save money
This is how i know youre a neet. Its literally impossible to save money. Everything costs so much

I'm 34 with a college degree but I had pretty bad grades and never made a career out of it. Taught English overseas for years and managed to save some money. Now I have a baby on the way and not many job skills or opportunities. I wish I would've just learned a trade instead of wasting time and money in college.

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cause normal people get into relationships and women are the biggest cog in the capalistic system. They want to keep up with the jones' , have all the shiny new stuff, big house, new 4x4 suv for the kids. And all the normal people are drowning in debt to keep up a facade of wealth

2 yr. trade school and go be a blue collar laborer. Pays exceptionally well and maybe you’ll grow a little hair on your chest while you’re at it.

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Not me 25 and just bought my second duplex git gud you fucking hippie

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unironically this. Women are great if you find the right one and she wants to build something greater. But the majority of current year woman and people in general want to live the instagram/social media fake lifestyle. I moved a few months before corona virus hit thank god but I was living in LA and made 100k a year. That sounds like a lot to most people HOWEVER in LA average CA income taxes for a single person is 30-35k, so you are down to 70k net. Then average rent for a 1 br or 2br a shared roomate is 1000-1500 (lets say 1250 a month) so youre down another 15k now your at 55k net. Food is easily 200 a month. another 2-3k down for the year. Then every normie wants to go to the bar or lounge every weekend so your entertainment budget is another 3k so you are now down to 45k net for the year. If you purchase a car(which you for sure would at this salary range) will be 300-400 - 1000 depending on retarded you are (again cause everyone is a faker they all have new leased bmws with 800+ a month payments) so your 45k is now down to 38k potential savings. Im sure you then also will blow another 10k on student loan and frivolous star wars toys so your down to 28k possible savings. This is where that final possible yearly savings evaporates. IF you are dating almost any girl their they expect you to pay for almost everything in their life... so that potential 28k is now 0. I saw through it immediately with the chicks there so I never got that involved and managed to save 150k cash in 6 years and just finally bailed to use that cash for investing and a house in a smaller suburb in a non shitty city.

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here in eu I could easily live normally and save quite a bit of money on a dead end salary but I have no expenses.
maybe you are too broke for where you live? living above your means? what is it?

you have a point here. I guess a lifetime of living in poverty has taught me to be cheap finally

maybe in my country I literally can't get into any education without prior education though

>tfw buying property is not a viable hustle in your eu country

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90% of people who 'made it' still don't have any skills. They just lucked out by being offered a train ride. Me included. I'm 33 and closing in on a net worth of half a mil. I just do data entry.
My suggestion is to make shit up. Actually start a company and talk shit. Pretend you're Elon Musk. Get friends to say you're a consultant. The best consultant! Eventually you'll find a company who gets wet over your bullshit. Then they hire you to spew bullshit. Congrats. You're in middle management

You have to get some kind of skill and move into self employment in done way. You'll always be a broke commie with a victim mentality of you can't find a way to work for yourself

How do you get to 33 with no jobs skills or money?

>JUST literally save money and Invest LOOOL
I'm doing that, but my best guess is it will take 20 more years until I'm rich

Try .45 ACP therapy

I've met people in unemployment centers with theoretical uni degrees and shit that can't get a job so indeed it can be a meme. imagine going to uni just to be equal to hs dropout

sex work as a man doesnt seem that litty bruh

I would start a company but im a brainlet right now. dont have the practical know how to operate and evolve. even though i have multiple ideas id like to do

that would be ideal. but is it necessary if the pay is ok? I would make due with even below average salary rn. average and I'd be well off

drop out of school, stay neet for years, try school again, fail, drop out, try to get dead end jobs, fail, live on welfare, complacency, cope and repeat sort of deal

id like to save up a nice bankroll and try to flip it on stonks thats my gameplan but even savings and regular investment would be more than fine too

not suicidal for now (yet)

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Just start a company on paper. That's typically enough to impress employers. They won't enquire about employees or revenue or stuff. Just say you had X clients and did what their job description says.

Except the government takes half you income if not more. You CANNOT save money. They made it hard to save money that's why normies have to take out loans to pay for everything

fake it til you make it hm

where? me living frugally i could save almost as much as I spend on living+food with a dead end salary
double that if I had an average job
if you rack up expenses sure.
the only thing most normies here need to take a loan for is housing really. and even to be able to get an apartment at all for that matter

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Go on YouTube and look up Professor Messer - study for his A+ course. If you're NEET this should be doable. Get your A+, there are a lot of companies that hire with just and A+, no degree needed - you'll make a humble starting salary but it will have a good trajectory.

>quickest way to turn life around?
Begin with today. Analyze what you are doing and think before each action very carefully about the consequences.

Cdl truck job companies will pay you
Or Aston tech will get you your ccna ans a job in 2 years with either of these paths you'll make 70k a year
Quit all foods go carnivore no coffee cigs
Workout
You'll change your entire life within 6 months you'll be happy
Just dont ever commit to a girl theyre tricks

I noticed and did the same with a lower income, but I haven't been in a relationship in years. Now what?

Didn't explain properly
Companies will pay for your cdl or ccna
If you have 1k go to truck school and in a month you could make 50k in 2 years 70k
If you're good with computers and motivated go with Aston tech. You could make 80k in 2 years then if you got into security 120k

Wait people hire people with just an A+ wtf? Not op but im taking the sec+ in a couple days. Haven't even looked for a job since I didn't think I would get hired

>How do you get to 33 with no jobs skills or money?
>drop out of school, stay neet for years, try school again, fail, drop out, try to get dead end jobs, fail, live on welfare, complacency, cope and repeat sort of deal

One of my friends is the same age and this is exactly how it happened to him.

user, you have to figure out the work situation. Not having a job puts a huge red flag over your head, especially if you're trying to date people. See below.

These suggestions aren't too bad. Try to aim for jobs that require minimal time/money investment in education (short trade school or a few certifications) and can lead to a decent salary. You will probably have to work your way up but it will beat staying a wagie at a shitty retail store for the rest of your life.

This, but i won't do without the BMW

this x1000
dumped my gf yesterday
she didn't want to go to groceries but wanted ubereats
i told her to go back to her mom's house

What are these entry level jobs? I didn't know this was available

Join
the
military

is this doable in eu

i already lift and eat clean and i wanna kms ngl
i dont know what the equivalent to those are in my eu country fren

i don't even have a driver license to be be able to do trucking

>Not having a job puts a huge red flag over your head
obviously
>if you're trying to date people
ofcourse, dont care
>Try to aim for jobs that require minimal time/money investment in education
unable to go to school unless it's remote education and can't do education exclusively because no money and no loans
it's hard out here for a brainlet

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kek kys you'll never achieve anything in life

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based

I have to low education level to join my countrys military. not really viable anyway

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Just figure it out you neet fuck lmao

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I'm so tired of this and I hate (((school))) and it gives me anxiety just to think of this
my life is eternally fucked
I guess at this i'm just gonna get a dead end job and save all my money and flip it until I make it

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2 year associates degree in nursing at your local community College. Affordable and you should be making at least 70k right out of school. Plus you're a guy so you're golden. That's what I did 4 years ago after working a dead-end job. Making 80k right now, 100k+ with overtime. Now I'm all in crypto with expectations of possibly retiring after the upcoming bullrun.