I miss having sex bros

It's been 5 months and 3 weeks since I had sex. I was in Thailand with my holiday gf.

last week, with a cute trap
BJ was 9/10

sex dolls feel better

4 hours.

she has a fever, butt still horny

7 years since I lost my virginity

virgin incel

last night

That’s a big WRONG senpai.

Last night. I’m bed w gf right now.

Do you get back your wizard powers?

2h

I am 26 years old and I never even kissed a girl

21 years olds
>21 years

About 7 to 8 years

You missed the boat. Sex and making out will never be as fun as it was when you were a teen with raging hormones and high levels of serotonin.

this
I'm 31 and sex rarely bothers me even though I didn't get laid much.
I mean it's a thing, but like everyday every-other thing is sex, so you know...

Grazed a boob of some old hag with my elbow on accident 8 years ago in a grocery store, that's about it.

>match a cute girl 8/10 on tinder
>text a bit, immediately set up a date for the next day
>already got closer to her, but didn't manage to get a kiss
>drove her home, didn't invite me in, wished me a good night
>goddamn it i fucked up
>texts me 10 mins later and suggests that we should cook together and watch netflix
>holy fuck i did everything right
>met again 2 days later, had sex with her, was awesome
>did this for a week, then she said that she can't do this anymore and said sorry
>i'm actually happy that I didn't have to tell her that I don't want a gf and that she "dumped" me, thinking it's making me feel bad
>actually i feel good about it
>had a few times sex and didn't even have to think about how to dump her for the next hoe
that was awesome. all the other girls immediately get feelings and want to bind you for a relationship where I always have to dump them which feels kinda bad

Ok.

i have a hard time keeping it hard since I was over 30 girls in their 20s laugh at me. Wasted my 20s not getting laid enough.

A month bros. Fucked my gf so brutally she had to go to the docs cause of the pain. Collapsed vaginal wall. No fapping til her cunt is tickedyboo. Feeling the test spike!

I didn't get laid till I was 25. Feels awful but now at 26 I've been with 5 girls and the only reason that number isn't higher is cause I really like the girl I'm with now. Things can change. Just takes luck and initiative. Gotta put the best version of yourself out there. If you don't try as a guy you probably won't get anywhere even if you're decent looking. That was my problem. I was so damn shy growing up and it took me forever to realize that.

How did you do it?

>I really like the girl I'm with now
Does every man drink the simp kool aid

here are the most simple and proven methods how to get laid
>workout regularly
>buy decent looking and FITTING clothes
>take a shower and shave
>get someone to take good pictures of you
>sign up on tinder
>get some matches because good pictures are all that counts
>text a bit and set up a date
>if you are socially awkward or shy get some drugs like speed, cocaine or ghb and get hyped up before the date
>behave like an alpha and kiss her on the first date
>never ever behave like a friend on your dates
not so hard
>have sex within the first 3 dates or NEXT her
not that hard actually.

are you me?