Looks like they just couldn’t stand each other anymore in the house. Even the fights started getting retarded and over the smallest things such as moving a Coca Cola from one fridge to another. No more tendies for me anymore I guess.... Anyone else on Zig Forums facing something similar?
Tfw my parents are breaking up
Matthew Cox
Liam Williams
wyt peepo be like:
Honey dear, did you move the Coca-Cola beverage to the other fridge?
Yes.
Ooooh dear! This marriage is too spicy!
Oliver Thompson
Stay strong user. Try to not get in the middle too much and don't take sides yet, at least until you know the full story. Beware one or both parties may try to sway you, don't fall for it. Finally try to analyse the situation and what might have lead to the divorce. Try to avoid said mistakes.
Oh and read the rational male, that might help
Xavier Edwards
two Christmas' user!!!!!!!!!!!
Asher Nguyen
YAY TWO CHRISTMAS'S
Thomas Nguyen
all women are whores, choose the right side
Gabriel Morales
why have you got two fucking fridges, you fat cunt? Your parents having their own fridges, you should have saw this coming. Besides, divorce is bullish for you. You can hit them both up separately for gibs. You'll need to move in to a single room ghetto downtown with your Mom tho, if your Dads got a good lawyer.
Jackson Hill
Your mom's definitely fucking black guys
Robert Brown
He could also utilize their efforts for affection to get money or things he can sell to buy more LINK
Ayden Scott
>he doesn't have one fridge for food and one fridge for beverages only
pleb
John Turner
BASED
Hunter Harris
>Do doesn't have a food fridge & drink fridge. Deffo doesn't have a kitchen fridge & a chest freezer.
>Most certainly doesn't have a mini fridge for a 6 pack in his office.
why even live
Ian Hill
>they cant get along
have you considered that you are the cause of the breakup?
Julian Bell
yes, we can see why the average Burger needs 2 fridges (and the power usage of Sweden to run them) - JUST not enough room for Pizza otherwise, eh boys?
Dominic Baker
Your dad sounds like a faggot who doesn’t know how to reign in his woman. You most certainly inherited in his effeminate genes.
Nathan Collins
> when mum finds yer semen bottle in the freezer
Anthony Watson
Bro
Asher Diaz
LOL!
Cameron Johnson
I'm from the UK
Gabriel Johnson
>be Bong
>have 'chest freezer' full of solid white lumps of now-inedible shite, like frozen fish from 1996
I should have guessed
Nathan Jenkins
whats this ball thing
Levi Brown
What does your mom look like? Is she hot?
Ryder Butler
get a chainlink stack parentless faggot
Charles Harris
>doesn't have Coca-Cola fridge for snacks
Why even snack?
Ryder Martinez
Onion keeper
Jacob Allen
Yes, my parents are breaking up too. My mum cheated on my dad at like 60 years old
Jose Mitchell
More than 50% of marriages end in divorce. It’s tough but it’s reality. My major piece of advice: they’re going to shit talk each other a bit most likely. DONT let it get to you, and know that it’s not your fault. Speaking from experience
Sebastian James
idk tbqh, be some Burger pre-snack snack, hamburger stuffed whole roast squirrel or some shit. Look, just eat it already. maybe a mistake assuming its edible tho.
thats sad actually.
you'd think by that stage, he wouldn't care
Lincoln Sanders
99999
Easton Torres
Why does it look like there is a book in the fridge?
Cooper Murphy
this
you should get in on it too, user
Colton Brown
if that happened my dad probably wouldn’t give a shit
Ian Taylor
>he doesn't keep vaccuum sealed banknote bundles cool in his fridge
Justin Davis
Pretty much this OP. If you are not fucking your mom and you dad is not fucking your mom then she is fucking black guys. Either you have to fuck her OP or relinquish her pussy to the apes.
Matthew Cox
Marriage nowadays is a joke.
Andrew Lewis
manipulate the situation for monertary gains