BLACK MONDAY

ARE YOU READY FOR THE WORST DAY IN US STOCK MARKET HISTORY?!

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more crabbing?

>being this stupid

Yes sir
Shorts at the ready sir

what's the trigger?

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Hello fellow rappper

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this happens every monday

Threads like this make me honestly think the market is gonna crab or go slightly green. Everything points to a downturn but if everyone starts thinking it's gonna be a red monday it's bound to do the fucking opposite.

HOLY SHIT FUTURES ARE TANKING

the dow is gonna drop more than 2999?

not that much desu

Futures are going up bigly right now. Tomorrow will be a huge green dildo

Fuck yes I am.

No they are red as fuck. Why bother lying about it?

>p-please buy my stocks

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ITS FUCKING PINK AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

No circuit breakers T -10%

We just had the biggest short followed by the biggest bull trap ever in history.

Now we’ll get a big drop then downward crab to 10k

Futures are red so the market will go green bigly. How you retards still think this is anything but clown market I don't understand.

I own 498 SQQQ. You could say I am

I don't have any stonks and I'm ready to sit back and watch this clown crap burn.

YOU ARE PATHETIC

Called the rally last week when some retard said the same thing. Bobos gonna rope.

>itt poor people stay poor, delude themselves by pretending to want to be rich, and continue their poor lives with poor habits

Futures are going up lol

Down 355

PURE RED

i started trading on robinhood like a month ago and am up nearly 4 thousand dollars broski,

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doing what kind of trades?

(-)440

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Profitable ones, obviously. I'm up 88% in 3 months with a mix of options and stocks but strictly pennies. Shout out to /ptg/.

this thread was front page, since it caught my attention I feel like I should say, fuck all the bitches who think that trading and web browsing is a real job.
I like to listen to both NPR and conservative radio to try and get both sides of the story, but anytime NPR starts talking about the stock market I get reminded that I am a wageslave with nothing in common with these white guilt libcucks. My life story sounds more like the stereotypical black man then the narrative the media pushes about me for being a CIS white man. I hope wall street burns and all of you jump out of skyscrapers.

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