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>Previous Thread

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10 MINUTES FOR FUTURES AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>10 min

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Bring it on. I am ready for both possibilities.

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>animesucks.gov/
Aight, im gonna shit this thread up with transparent pngs

in bed (yuro) waiting for futures

pretty comfy bros

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Green or red?

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>tfw no economic collapse can affect you because you have 100k in boomer rocks

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desu me too
I got buys on TVIX but I'm long 3x that amount on OXY, if SPX pumps I will make money back easy peasy
low key hoping for a big dump to print my TVIX though

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Light red / green, not above -/+0,5%

>futures open
>0.1% up or down
>boring crab until tomorrow
You know this is what will happen

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I’m financially ruined if markets are green tomorrow

I will unironically kill myself tomorrow if green

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DO I NUT BEFORE OR AFTER OPENING?

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Watch it be a rocket mission one way or the other.

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Yuro here,
I profit in both cases

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Yes

You should never stop nutting

>5 min till futures

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since we're talking about coronachan again:

wtf are we supposed to do, then? just lockdown for a year or two and hope we come up with something medically for it? let the economy collapse because no one is working? just feels like a depressing "damned if you do, damned if you don't" scenario that will likely lead to everyone going back to work and if you die you die i guess, everyone just has to get it and develop herd immunity and hope you survive it?

im sick of everyone complaining, i want actual solutions here, "we're all fucked lmao" doesn't help at all. i just want to be safe.

Bumping for the user who knows that 10% profit, no matter the value of the stock, is a profit. And it will add up. Like saving $5 a day. Seems like chump change. That’s $1825 a year. Lots of anons can afford a $3-$5 cup of coffee a year. Now how many can afford $1825 right now.

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Big green. 2-3% up easily.

I thought I'd counter you looking at their historical payout ratios, but it looks like they've always paid higher, typically. The thing is though, they've been doing it for 13 years. I don't see how they are doing it.

o-hohhh... ohh... I'm g-gonna...

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We should accept that life must go back to normal and just isolate the boomers/weaklings. Who dies... dies.

But this will never happen because nobody wants to commit political suicide by killing grandma.

it'll be up

this

I’m the user that said I’m prepared to quit from last thread. From my own perspective, I have about $10k in savings and I’m ok with going a month or two to see what the fuck happens. My job doesn’t give a shit about me. So I don’t look forward to initially receiving limited hours and such just for $16 an hour.

This pic is from months ago, this is my bus stop to go home. One delayed bus, it all gets fucked up. It is literally impossible for “6 feet” of safety to occur when everyone is tired and trying to rush home. I feel safer walking towards my local supermarket and standing behind the glass for 8 hours.

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TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MINUUUUUTES
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! BVLL! SVRGE! BIG DICK BVLLS CVCKOLD BEARS

Has anyone on Ameritrade ever actually bought the shares from a call? I bought a call that is slightly in the money and the more I think on it the more I actually want to hold the underylying.
I transferred from Schwab to Ameritrade a while ago and this is actually the first time this has come up. Their documentation mostly related to buying or selling the contracts and not exercising them.

>1 MINUTE TILL FUTURES
1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES
>1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES
1 MINUTES TILL FUTURES

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I've been trying to figure something out too, I really can't think of anything other than "well shit, it's just going to be this way for at least a year isn't it?". My line of work [music industry] isn't coming back for a long time and even if they try I'm not really interested, even though I have no other career prospects. I'm saving all my unemployment money but if they cut it off I'm just going to be living off my savings, which I can't do forever

youtube.com/watch?v=8ggqu9cqZOo

>beans

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AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH

BLOOD RED

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Old fuckers need to stay at home. If people die too bad, we are committing economic suicide by staying shut down.

DOWN

AAAAAAAAAA

BLOOD RED FUTURES

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Let the bloodbath begin

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OOOOOOOOOOOOH SHIIIIETTT

I’m financially ruined

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>red futures

yeah pretty much guarantees we are green tomorrow

JEROME YOU HAVE FUCKED - EVERYTHING - UP YOU BOOMER FUCK

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corona was a nothing burger, and you let the jews fuck you six ways to sunday over the sniffles hahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahhahaha

Mandate masks, minimize large gatherings, etc. Stop politicizing basic prevention strategies. Handle this how japan, korea, and taiwan did.

OHHHHHHH MY FUCKING GOD IS THIS REAL

>There's going to be a giant green dildo in futures in a couple hours.

>Get ready for your green dildo retard.

HOW YOU DOIN MUMU???????????????????

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BRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrr

>he bought the dip
Lmao

They gapped down to a green candle. We won't really know until about 3 am EST which way this is headed.

they're already pomping it !!!!

Chill biznitches, give it time. S&p up 15 points in 3 minutes, at this rate it will be 10,000 by open

SIKE I GOT 10 SPY PUTS 295 6/22

I’M GONNA MAKE IT. MY PUTS WILL PRINT

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OOOOOOO CRASH EEET
TAKE ME DOWN TO PARADISE CITY
WHERE THE GRASS IS GREEN
AND THE GIRLS ARE PRETTY
OH WON'T YOU PLEASE TAKE ME DOWN

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Just keep social distancing and masks and everyone goes back to work.

Those futures!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Who else sold fucking everything on Friday? Feeling pretty comfy

My state still has mandated masks, but no one enforcing it. Most small businesses are operating behind closed doors (gate the door, slide in customers through side) It’s like J walking or speeding. You can enforce a handful, but everyone speeds.

meee

WHAT THE FUCK
I PUT STOP LOSS AT 10 DOLLARS IN MY VIX PUT BUT THE CANDLE TELLEPORTED UP AND STOP LOSS ACTIVATED AT -80$

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THIS IS NOW A BOBO THREAD

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Was expecting limit down. WTF. I'm all in SH.

OIL DUMPING
investing.com/commodities/crude-oil

fuck the faggot who called me a faggot in last thread re: CEPQ.

say something nice about him

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SHORT EVERYTHING

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AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

it's called "gapping", user. it happens when you hold over the weekend

STILL GOING DOWN

SMALLCAPS -2%

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

ahhhhhhhhh. wait its only 1%.. ok im off to sleep night

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FUCK MY LOCKHEED MARTIN STOCKS

I HATE YOU AMERICUNTS

threads are always so much more entertaining on red days. you can't deny it, just enjoy it.

Hey bobo bear fags, did you see that there were 13% MORE mortgage applications last week than the year before? Still going to talk shit about REITs?

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ONLY THING GAPING IS A HOLE IN MY PORTFOLIO
IM FINANCIALLY RUINED

here's the headline that made futures open red
not a problem since PPT, newchin and jpow will pump green by market open. fake & gay market. i'm cashing out after my friday positions are profitable.

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it's only red right now, in a few minutes it will go green again, trust me I work in a big glass building and own 2 and a half suits

>tfw more excited when my stocks are dumping compared to crabbing.
w-what is this feel?

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Wew lad! Looks like i had a nice short entry on Friday.

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how do I get a body like that?

oh shiet it's back down

maybe next time you'll learn risk management and day trade instead of holding over the weekend kek

based second wave doomer buffet was right