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anime and SWBI

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women make me fucking sick bros, why did we ever give them rights?

it's green, so it's okay?

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nothing burger.

good combo

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We got too cocky bears. futures will be green by morning. Cap it.

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zoom out

>bears fucked
>bulls fucked
>crabs fucked
YUP
ITS KANGAROO MARKET

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/smg/ panicks at the smallest drop

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TVIX looks like a wild ride.

When do I buy in. $110?

Sure thing

Stonks finially down. No lies left to tell. BRRRRR out of umpf. "Iran" doing things is next

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I am getting liquidated on AAL so fucking hard...why....WHY

Most definitely checked

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First in the name of XOP puts.

>as S&P keeps flirting with 3k
i think that's worth freaking out over.

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Fcel Up 10%+ monday cap it niggerjews

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WHAT THE FUCK

HELP

WHY ARE FUTURES RED

Anime and psychic phenomena research

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Give me your SPY Prediction Monday Morning 10AM.

I’m screencapping this.

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So what?
Grow some balls and wait until the open.

/cash gang/ report in

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Damn, is the 3000 party over ?

im literally cooming. silver is up $.08

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Market crawling back, green by open. Cap this.

FUTURES ARE UP

MEME STONKS BETTER GO SKY HIGH THIS WEEK

At 2900$

110 would be good. I'm in at 120, and holding. not sure if you're going to get a chance to buy in at 110 though before we hit 300+

320

It's the ride that never ends. And it only goes down.

2885

what fucking futures are up?

>there are people who held over a weekend after a giant red dildo
just admit you guys are just gambling your money away, you guys have no idea how to manage risk

OH FUCKING CHRIST

I ACTUALLY MIGHT HAVE TO MILL MYSELF

OH MY GOD

FUCK

ITS EVERYTHING

Basedbean

Go back to R3ddit

>FUTURES BLOOD RED

IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT IM GONNA MAKE IT

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Shut the fuck up you pussy bitch know it all. Stocks only ever go up. Idgaf what they do one week to the next. And if u do youre a dumbass faggot nigger

The big signal flipped last week. Now is not a good time to be invested in the stock market. Fyi

Held what

People hold because they have 1+ year timeframes and are still up 30% from lows. Not everyone tries to hit every 1% move.

>tfw he doesn't invest based on THE DOT
gcpdot.com/

Yeah Oprah Winfrey dumping her stock was a good signal.

we're down like 1% lad, chill

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Fuck off with your 3dpd
3000

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THIS IS IT

IM FINALLY GONNA KILL MYSELF

ALL THE PILLS IN MY HOUSE HERE I COME

There's no reason why stocks should be down.

Riots are calming down
Covid is starting to look like a thing of the past
Cities are still opening up
People are going out and enjoying themselves
People are flooding retail
People are buying plane tickets

THERES NO REASON. Boomers think they're smart by manipulating the market to make it go down to catch the dip in the morning before it moons.

user, why are you letting 60 year old boomers out play you?

Don't you play video games all day?

>you should've sold your shares to me you stupid goy!
nah bitch.

I'm new, how the fuck do you guys know if it's up or down over the weekend? What's the deal? Foreign market or just bullshitting?

holy shit user, what bit your ass

Oprah sold the top.

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turn party hat upside down and fill it with cheapies

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June contracts expiring/expired. Rolling over to September contracts.

I probably am stuck holding bags till next week.

Hoping on Friday oil and the real estate things are up enough to get out ahead on things I'm bored with.

I only wanna put 20% into some fun moon shooting.. I can't handle the stress of real risk.

check the OP, fag

Have $KR calls expiring friday, how fucked am I?

NO FUCK YOU
IT'S THE END TIEMS
PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC PANIC

Take the clown pill

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futures opened at 6:00pm.

I was thinking the same thing. Too risky for me.

What is non-randomness is good?

Cheapies yes. Falling knives no. I'm waiting this out.

except the democrats will just stir some shit up bc it seems like they don't want the markets up

screencap this plus digits and date time stamp and pic related with archived link

>as S&P keeps flirting with 3k
This, key level to hold if this recoveries going to continue, we're currently flirting with the abyss.

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Did Oprah think she was, dare I say, overweight on weight watchers stock?

you know fucking well that people in /smg/ don't have timeframes that long
and if you do, what the fuck you even doing wasting your time here

This isn't even bad after a weekend. Green Monday confirmed

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alright, eh, how do i check futures? i'm truly clueless here

Nice try whale. You won't get cheapies from me.

>he doesn't trade based on the heavens
ngmi

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Priced in

on this thing called internet

S&P 500 on its way to 2k, then probably another dead cat to 2400-2600 before 1000-15000 in 2021

GET FUCKED YOU DUMB FUCKING FAGGOTS
AHAHAHAHA

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stock market? more like stink market

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HOLY SHIT WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

I need a big red dildo up my ass please

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Stop asking people to spoon feed you read the OP you gigantic faggot

the demoshits blew their summer wad too early. they're getting desperate and it shows. where's my mass shootings?

i can't find my internet though

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1% in after hour futures
and a near instant fall at that
this is going to be big when markets open tomorrow

Gold is going up. Glad I'm sitting in that right now instead of worthless pieces of paper at double normal P. E. ratios.

I bought cheapies in April though. Fuck I should’ve sold the top and bought back in. Still up like 30% but fuck this shit

try typing "index futures" in your address bar

oof, just dipped past finally

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You know when the market crashes, gold crashes too. Only after it shoots up

Why the fuck is it down? Corona cases? Really? Fucking really? We are reopened, riots and fires didn't bring it down, china tensions didn't bring it down, oil going negative didn't bring it down, 20% unemployment didn't bring it down, BUT A FEW FUCKING SNIFFLES START A SELL OFF WHEN IT IS CONFIRMED WE WON'T SHUTDOWN AGAIN?!

Fuck this gay market, it all better start fucking rallying already or we need emergency approved pumping.

currently have a fidelity account but I want free options trading, should I go for robinhood or webull?

i got it man, thanks, sorry for my idiocy

for my penance i guess i'll have to answer next time someone asks

Tell me the best dividend stock right now. I want a FAT YIIIIELD

That's a man.

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It's down because fucktards like you expect it to always go up.

well bulls, it was nice while it lasted. maybe next bull market in 10 years

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user your data there is twenty minutes delayed. If you want to watch real time for free, go to tradingview and look up ticker SPX500USD.

spoilers line went down some moar

Get fucked """"bvll""""

Just buy it at a low and sell it at as spike, all in the same day. Sell it before market closes everyday don’t keep that shit overnight

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/S&P_500_Dividend_Aristocrats

Recommend you brush up on basic TA there. This move is as much about technicals as anything happening in reality.

as much as you dumb faggots hate to hear it, all this has already been priced it. there is no more good news.

now everyone is shifting and preparing for the aftershock that's the result of shutting down an already weak economy. and the fed can't help us. investors saw the fed use everything in their tool kit and then some, and this is all that it got us. the uncertainty of the memevirus is beginning to get baked in too. these are prime conditions for another fall. insiders are ready to fleece the dumb retail money.

there is only bad news ahead.

They don't?

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Gold was on massive backorder with large premium in March, good luck buying when everyone else is.

KILL YOURSELF YOU FUCKING BRAINLET
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGA