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>List of hedge fund holdings
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>Merchandise for better investments
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tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears, bulls and crabs
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
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>Previous Thread

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OH NO NO NO NO NO

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Blood green crab?

>100 shares of CEQP
I'm in for a wild ride, aren't I?

Wtf is up with GUSH

Why do you ask me? Id never invest a cent in oil. Especially not USO.
Though you could maybe sell me RDS or something, I guess.

I literally went on vacation on February 22. Sold it all Feb. 21 and then smoked hashish in Essaouira for a month.
Dumb luck and Zig Forums schizos with their Wuhan news saved my ass.

This time I sold it all on monday because I wanted to sort my stuff. So just dumb luck again.

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oil go down

xth for the eternal rise of stonks with no alternative

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Anyone who holds GUSH WILL get fucked by contango.

So we’re just not gonna talk about how all those “no evictions for 3 months” executive orders expire June 30th and millions won’t be able to pay 3 months rent in one day?

all this time, i thought it was crab, but it not crab...

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Where's that bull that said I was on suicide watch?
Are you on suicide watch?

if kangaroo means up and down because it jumps, in what way does a bull mean up and bear mean down

Bought 10k worth of buy calls expiring in october and jan. What am i in for?

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the most based man alive

>Why do you ask me? Id never invest a cent in oil. Especially not USO.
then why fucking mention it
USO is a retardedly-managed fund, it doesn't even follow oil prices. No one who is following oil seriously bothers with USO.

/thead. Fuck this fake SMG and someone start a new one. LGBTP are low IQ scum that want to spread their disease to others.

Nasdaq is putting up a fight

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Are you retarded?

He's right.
Pedos get the rope.

I can't wait to lose more money this week, bros.

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Going for SPY 280 puts for July is probably a safe bet. I'm going to get into some tomorrow, but only around lunch when things slow down.

groovy.

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how is T still solvent?

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easiest way to fight it is just repost that image across the various boards you post on.

Because you replied to someone who has invested in "oil" and recommended him to "just buy the dip"
You literally recommended someone to buy USO or some equivalent to it.

Do you actually read what you reply to, mate?

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Imagine buying at the peak of a blow off top. Imagine being a fucking retarded bullnigger.

I hope you all blew up your pathetic 5 figure accounts.

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who is this semen demon?

Kangaroo is just power crab.

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So would you say it's a good time for a newbie to break into the market?

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The tough thing is that it’s probably all or nothing. If there’s consecutive modest losses, the Robinhood lemmings responsible for the real continued rise will either exit the market or move into shorts and puts and it’ll be terminal velocity. Or maybe they just continue to stampede and we crab then go up. But there won’t be a steady decline.

No idea, I just save confused anime girls

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I only respect cunny and wish death upon permabulls, bros.

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Who is this fluid druid?

bros I need an update on the current market liquidity
how liquid is it out there?


cute

ya

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Sorry about your calls

What about CPE?

>how liquid is it out there?
it's a viscous goo

I liquidated all my calls Friday and bought SPXS. Looks like I might get redeemed on my play. That being said, I'm still not sure if this is the 2nd leg down or just another hiccup like in May.

What are some cute and funny trades I can make?

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>Pathetic 5 figure
I reckon the average 35 year old is below six figures in todays world

My calls

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Down 400

Florida is cool today. Nice Bday celebration for the greatest president.

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31 and I'm pretty sure I'm well in the low 5 figures. I honestly don't even give a single fuck about my retirement, I'd rather focus on my career. My TDA is 4 figures, maybe my 20sh TVIX @ 110 will change that.

that doesn't sound good
I thought that liquidity was the only thing keeping this party going

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Fucking dumb cunts...wear a helmet.

OH NO NO NO BULLBROS
WE GOT TOO COCKY

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I have about $55,000 in cash and stock. Don't be like me when you grow up.
t. 40 y/o government wagie

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I hate your faggot guts. Stop diaper posting

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>futures right now
My MGM and GNUS calls are fucked, goodl thing I bought an assloads of puts for gamestop

VIX 50 or 60 calls for July or August.

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Damn imagine killing her and throwing her overboard haha

imagine the look on her face LMAO

nobody would ever find her lol

this pic is way too high def for its own good

>but it not crab...
It IS crab, mainstream media just invented that term the day they publicize it. I don't think people would remember the term unless they put it on the books. Crabbing is the term every trader is using on the internet for almost 10 years now.

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I have IVR calls that expire on Friday.
Am I gonna get raped

what is it like, being 40?

Today is Cheeto Man’s birthday. Say something nice to him.

>tfw puts

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I'm so glad I don't live there anymore.