/smg/- stock market general

for gods sake edition
>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
rearz.ca
us.abuniverse.com
tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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Reminder all anons should use meth to make better trades

Only Jesus can save you. Seek and as him yourself.

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pee pee poo poo

Currently tweaked tf out looking at charts and shit

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Just buy dividend stocks and hold till death.

Yeah bro it's gambling when you invest in the fundamentals and hold bro make trades, lose 40% when the underlying is worth 3000%+ and sell at the bottom bro that's how you invest in fundamentals also make sure to be up fudding instead of sleeping to be awake during pre-market fuck you I need to go to bed but your post just made me that angry

>Market will crab slightly down this week
This belief could trigger a much bigger sell off though. Remember, when you think your stocks will be .5% lower by the end of the week, you sell and reenter later. And many people try to do that and dump it all.

I dont think we will see a bigger crash though, but a small down movement to 290 is in the cards. Maybe 280 if something really bad happens

Aqua from Konosuba
Most of the time shes drunk

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>The only bad thing about life returning to "normal" is that it's only a mater of time before I'll have to go back to work full time.. Wearing a mask till it blows over totally but still at the office instead of going in as needed as it is now.

I'm holding out hope that anyone that was able to work full time from home, that in their company whoever was writing the monthly checks out to pay rent for millions of dollars of office space says
>Wait a minute
>We just had everyone work from home for months
>and we didn't skip a beat
>....why the fuck are we paying for office space?

The duality of smg.

absolutely based OP

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Buy corporate and treasury bonds if you are going to do that garbage.

>/smg/ nothing but bull posts
>market crashes a day later
>/smg/ now nothing but bear posts
>???

???

we're all just schizo figments of your imagination. it's a fucking stock market that runs on numbers, statistics. who cares about bears and bulls and crabs. MAKE MONEY STOOPID

Dividend stocks are a boomer meme to justify holding F, XOM and KO compared to even the basic QQQ.

>298 breached

WHY GOD???? WHY DID I GO LONG? WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY????????????????????????????????????ITS FUCKING OVER

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I actually ended up slappin some rock while peaking on acid and dmt and talked to jesus himself and decided he was a gay ass nigger.

baby's first stock trade

Nikkei is open and only down 0.5%. We'll be fine.

Get help. It is possible become a better person, but you will only be a burden and a well of heartache and pity until you try.

some of the dividend stocks may as well be growth equity with how battered they were.
I'm still very bullish on canadian REITs when Trudeau is indirectly keeping them alive with rent subsidies to retail businesses

more like
>stock market spikes really hard for 1 and a half weeks
>whoop nevermind
>it goes back down to where it was less than 2 weeks ago
>then continues on it's previous trajectory

meanwhile in /smg/
>MAY DAY MAY DAY!
>IT'S OGRE!
>TELL MY MOM THAT I LOVE HER ;_;

Apperently about 50% of /smg/ wears diapers to some extent so I really wouldn't try to quantify any of these posts.

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We are all bots trying to get you to buy in, just so we can take it all away.

Also a lot of the people here are option gambling tards who buy weekly calls and other shit. A 1% market drop just killed 30% of their portfolio. 136.44$ up in smoke.

Im a great person fym. Im the most productive guy in my office because i sit in my chair lightning focused sweating buckets autistically doing accounting shit. Noone even notices, i just told them i have whatever the hyperhydroxia shit is called. Nothing compares man youve gotta try it.

Dividend stocks are the equivalent of bending the knee to true wealth.

(Look at At&t)

No growth, like being frozen. No movement for 3 years....

Buy growth and ignore for 5 years.

Tesla
Beyond Meat
Zillow
Hertz
Chesapeake Energy

xth for fuck your fundamentals, line go up LMAO

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crab day ahead. fuck bobos. fuck bvlls.

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If you're too mature for this shit then you can go back to whatever the fuck you came from.

iron condor is gay

youtube.com/watch?v=9jhsvRQ1SPA

*snib snab*

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Reminder ALL IN ON GNUS AND FCEL TOMORROW

Someone post the graph of “You are here” with the dips. It definitely if following that trend. We’re entering the second dip tomorrow

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>Pennyshits
>Growth
>Buying
>One of them literally bankrupt already
Jesus Christ.

ASX: PLS and ASX: NVX, tesla annocument on their battery day.

Is going to moon!

isn't that why /smg/ is great? you know right away what the fuck is going on at the very minute.
Up to you to also sift through the bullshit and do your due diligence into the picks people mention here. Found out about REITs here and then looked into it myself. Pocketed some nice gains over the last few weeks but my trailing stop triggered so I'm waiting to buy back in once it's less volatile. The stress of trying to time during this volatility is not worth it for my health so I'd rather be fashionably late than too early.

Some institution should make an ETF that has the top 50 robinhood stocks weighted by popularity and rebalanced daily. Would love to track it's performance.

Which one of the oil futures is the bullshit landlocked one that went briefly negative, and which is the one worth putting on my watchlist?

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welcome to the shill-fud dialectic of Zig Forums
No matter which side is winning at the time, the dialectic always moves towards maximum losses

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>website full of autistic NEETs
>nanoscopic analysis by wannabe day-traders
You expected what, exactly?

Ask what fucks the most people. I think going up again really fast to FOMO people in who just sold then dumping big again before slowly rising is the move.

Something tells me Elon will never do battery day. Makes more sense to tease it and keep it as a trump card if the stock falls. No point doing it at 900+

plenty of people have been waiting for after battery day to short too.

Kek, find a better way to cope 'bro'. I realize it is cope or rope in this market, but literally dressing like a woman would be better than what you have going on

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Lads...

I hate women.

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>buy $5,000 of dividend stocks
>live life
>...
>on death bed
>”hmmm better check my schwab account and see how I did”
>$5,010

Kek

>trying to daytrade
>watching videos
>all of them are infomercial tier
>LEARN HOW TO MAKE 5K A DAY USING THIS ONE WEIRD TRICK

Bro’s I just wanna make it

based. fuck diviecucks

Buy WFC calls

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>didn't consider selling two fridays ago
>bought puts and calls on friday to try straddling
>sold my puts near 300 because I didn't want to risk losing my gains
>now only stuck with calls
>3/5 of my assets in stocks
>maybe have about 8-10 months left in regular savings

If I have to fucking sell my stocks in 6 months because I'm still out of a job and low on savings and SPY is permacrabbing at 200 I might just kill myself.

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You're so deep in your delusion you can't even see what's coming. I'll pray for you. I've been there, meth is garbage anyway but you'll do better drugs as your life deteriorates. 2 years sober been there get out while you can.

Wtf is battery day

are divvies the new balance autism stock

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Fool, the last two have gained 200%+. Huge growth companies. Are you jealous of those gains ;)?

Your expectations of them are just unrealistic.

GNUS TO THE MOON

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The day we all smack our 2d wimmen

what i want is a bro with a vagina
is that too much to ask?

Yes.

why are you trading? you're going to be dead soon

People that are making it aren't going to start telling the world their top sekrit methods.

>bussy

Daytrading is, for most people, a retarded way of trying to gamble.
You might as well try to figure out pachinko machines or roulette and have the same success. 90% of day traders give up in a year or so.

The best way to make money is long or mid term investing with a small amount of risk. Call spreads, covered calls, butterflies, pure stocks, PMCC, etc.
And never use more than 10% of your money on something that could go to 0 in the blink of an eye.

HTZ can. MSFT cant. They can, but if they do Id worry more about bullets than USD.

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