/smg/ Super Meow General

MeowMix Edition:
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>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Catgirl market
nhentai.net/g/316282

Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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I only buy Zcash

Can you walk on the water if I, you and I?
'Cause your blood's running cold outside the familiar true to life

youtube.com/watch?v=vvMBE0XuWKg

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I stayed up at night just to say this

ALL 3D WOMEN ARE WHORES AND DESERVED TO BE ALL SHOT IN A DITCH AND BURNED SO 2D CAN COME ON OUR WAY

FUCK 3D WOMEN

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>futures going up again

Wakey wakey bearcucks...

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BAD BOBO

Will my AMZN 2520p 7/2 print tomorrow

What will the market be like 1 yesr from now?

BASED 61.8 support catching that train crash like it aint no thang

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up down I win both ways

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xth FOR STOCKS ONLY GO UP... even if it takes ten years...

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If you're long, take solace in the fact that 2800 is hyper nuclear diamond thorium bedrock support.

Very good. Buy calls now.

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U.K. markets dropping

What did Amazon close at Friday?

I’ll be honest fellas in the 3 months of me investing I’ve only made $70
I just think this ain’t for me. I’m selling all my shit, it’s been fun guys. Thanks for everything.

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WE WERE TOO BRAZEN BROS

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I made 4k and threw it all at IVR thinking I was smart. I'm so fucking stupid FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUCKKKKK

Nikkei closed down 3.5%

Any oldfags remember nasdaq 10,000? That was fun, felt like just yesterday

Well user? Don’t quit 5 minutes before the miracle happens. It’s always darkest before dawn

You leave when a great opportunity is forming

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VIX IS AT 40
LETSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Is that the Chinese market? Fuck China

>nasaq 10,000 felt like yesterday
What are you, a time traveler from tomorrow?

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

Just like the dotcom bust when it screamed up to 5000 on pure FOMO

Coronachan will now proceed to take her revenge on all bulls who discounted her.

would this imply TVIX is at or around 120%?? because if so....fuck....

i buy every dip. if it dips i am happy, i have cash from pay monthly that i buy the dip with. and my hedge puts print. basically invincible. and once this flu bullshit is over, we are going to the moon.

Fischer was an asshole, but one of the greatest players who ever lived

>V-SHAPED RECOVERY!
>PRICED IN!
>NOTHINGBURGER
>MONEY PRINT GO BRRRRR

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Post the chart comparing every other crash to the corona-crash, now. Please.

Japan

Told y'all to pull your money out on friday to get cheapies on Monday.

To the ones that cashed their chips Friday, what are we getting on sale, boyos?

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>yesterday's poll showed 60% of /smg/ expected a "big dump" today against 7 other possibilities
>also, 60% of people did not cash out
Who are the 20% of people who knew this would happen yet held?

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>Fischer was an asshole

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2730 with a bit of room for front running would be a perfect entry but I kind of doubt we go down that low. Would be nice. As for resistance on the upside, it seems like there's a ton of confluence at around ~3000. Bet we crab there for a while if we don't go much lower by today/tomorrow.

You better be right about this user. I’m not feeling so brave tonight

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that's japan you fucking retard, china is fine because it is manipulated to hell

this is printing the most obvious golden arches pattern in history

He wasn't an asshole, he was persecuted.

MRO XOM Literally everything

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Harvesting IPs again, fatty?

Don’t yell at me you faggot fuck. I’ll shit on your truck. I’ll drive to your house and take a shit on your truck.

Fucking asshole

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no clue. Sometimes TVIX is 2x the listed VIX futures and sometimes it is right on point.

Plus it's in backwardation now.

From Carl quintanilla’s Twitter. Sidebar, in a totally non-homo way, Carl is the best looking guy on CNBC

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>forbidden content
Now that’s a new one...
Looks promising!

I don’t love all the changes, but all in all an excellent OP!!
At the rate we’re going, could be the best OP of the week!

Just hold you idiot

Futures exceeded my predictions, although I did think we were going to have a ~-0.66% dump on Friday close, so the price is around what I thought it would be. I'm not going to buy back in yet. I'm expecting a blood red week still.

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Incredibly based

fellas why are we tanking so hard... its not cause a 2nd wave or nigger riots. We all know thats bs fake news.

Carl is a fucking bro. He toes the line on air because he can't be too real on Squawkbox, it's fucking Cramer hour after all. But on twitter you can tell he knows what's really going on

meant for I'm gonna sell off some of the SPY puts just to be safe.

Korean market closed down near 5%

For the user who made the Dream Theater joke, in case you didn't see it check out Ayreon! Great band

I'm down since May and desu idc, the market is fun, i like staring at the numbers

new narrative on cnbc:
>americans think Rona is a hoax
>2nd wave happens right now, not in october
>street shitters dying more now is bad
>muh RH millenials pumping market

we are in acceleration mode
all these things were meant to happen later in the year
its possible that we actually test the march low in june

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2545

You might be retarded.

This shit might unironically be the second crash. Let’s not fucking miss this shit this time, anons. LOAD ON PUTS FOR THE WEEK

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Yes. CHAZ is fake it's just a reality television. We know that we are actually in the matrix and everything they say is a lie. we just don't know why...

Thanks user. Considering someone posted guro hentai (the worst shit on earth) this one is much more reasonable. And nice!!

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Any other good bands for that awesome seminal progrock sound

New or old

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>tfw I was smart and went all in on ATHX so I win no matter what

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Based

>ATHX
Did you do your facepulls today?

I could see him lurking pol occasionally. He was one of the first CNBC talking heads to follow zerohedge when their account got reinstated

Is your data delayed 48 hours? Lol can’t wait for the normies to wake up and panic sell, another DOW -1800

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>buy an FD for $0.01
>sell the contract below for $0.01
I create a put debit spread for $0 Can anyone tell me how I could POSSIBLY lose on this play? I could create infinite yolo plays for $0 even if I dont make money Ive still lost nothing. If a big crash happens in the stock the original put should go up by atleast a penny right?

He probably doesn't even watch the market. he probably just comes in, drops the image and post, and then leaves.

I doubt he even invests himself.

Fischer was one of the most based of all time, that’s why they tried to take him out

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extremely based if true

When ZH was banned Carl wasnt happy, he mentioned multiple times on various threads that he missed ZH

Just put everything in VOOG and QQQ. Can't lose.

Well Amazon will be down 3-6 % by close tomorrow. Not sure how puts function or “print.”

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Cont.

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Another faggit throwing the towel.
Deuces faggit you won't be missed

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Powell is giving his twice a year policy report to congress tomorrow. Could get ugly.

ITS HAPPENING

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What a retarded market - i am getting liquidated today...

Lol, true. Morphy would only play giving pawn/knight odds to other players.

how is this possible? Are you just taking on losses to wipe out all your gains?

>futures at -4%
Mumu, are you okay?

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There's no crash forming, you mouthfarting reeree.

This is just musical chairs as the money boys try to figure out where to put their bets for the summer. This is typical for recessions, and we're gonna bounce around well into 2021 even if there's no significant second wave. Recessions take 12-14 months to recover. We just getting into one.

Wtf is a facepull

>using cnn for futures