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Potatoes and Sweet Sausage edition

>Brokers
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>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Merchandise for better investment
rearz.ca
us.abuniverse.com
tykables.com
bambinodiapers.com

>Links for bears
suicidepreventionlifeline.org/
sprc.org/
afsp.org/
nimh.nih.gov/health/topics/suicide-prevention/index.shtml

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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I just want to die. My portfolio.

Its a bear eat bear world

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what the fuck man that's disgusting

first for BIG RED DILDOS

go down more!

i got out and i want back in.

more more more!
cash gross. stonks good.

puts are officially back on the menu, dump your calls on some poor bagholder.

It was actually very good with ranch dressing.

Reeeeee hate how its auch a pain in the butting buying and selling options even on decent option volume stocks. Go to the midpoint and no bites. Even a little above and no bites. I dont want to do this for hours just because these pricks dont want to meet in the middle!!!! Nor do I want to give what are likely bots their full bid or ask!!!! AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH

commence dump

I am financially ruined.

10 YEAR YIELD

First for anime rapes children

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The FED is gonna pull something out of their ass

C'MON
HIT MY LIMIT BUYS
DO IT

>ranch dressing
>not hot sauce
that's even more disgusting

Are we seriously back in that 280-310 crab hell we were in for a MONTH back in Apr/May?

How wrong you are

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probably a red dildo...

dude wtf dont spoil the winner of the next election this is a spoiler free zone

i got sick of losing money
i kept a few cheap options, sold everything else, and did this
how boomer did i go and what can i expect over the next year
my plan is to swing trade the NAIL and probably the SOXL as well once it looks like it's peaked but any further cash i put into the market is going into AAPL and nothing else

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Bear cunny

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Praise Jesus Christ, for red is his blood for which will be our salvation.

I need to stop staying up so late and checking the futures and pre-market. It makes me worried over nothing. I was fearing for my life and my margin seeing minus 1000 futures last night, but I am literally almost going green today after buying the dip this morning. Is this seriously the best the bears can do? Just give up and buy already, we all can make money together.

I would love that.

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anyone have 1-2$ names to share with good gains?

>me cripwalking against shorters who shorted the bottom

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IIITTTSSS COOOOOOMMMMMIIIINNNGGGGGG

NAIL isnt boomer is a 3x leveraged ETF. You could lose big there

Is there a fund where you make money on a crab? Like a bet where if the market stays within a certain range you make money?

>BUY THE DIP GUYS! MY MOM JUST GAVE ME MY ALLOWANCE, 100 MORE DOLLARS INTO TESLA STONK! STONKS ONLY GO UP!

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>APPLE
Ehh, TQQQ would have been nicer desu.

AND WE ARE BACK PUMPING GREEN

Hoping i can hit 25k soon with options to have this garbage day trading limit removed

Ya'll been sleeping on HYSR? Still time to get it under $1

Fucking hate when market opens at X and it fucking crabs around that number all fucking day. Oh wow can't wait to see DOW go from -380 to -430 back and fourth back and fourth all day.

>current state of the market
>TFW he fell for the trap trap trap trap trap trap
PIC related

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AMEN

your hand won't be strong enough for what you are about to see

They are using algorithms against you

you spoke too soon, my footloose friend

SSL BROS REPORT

That user who said the support at 25k was too strong was right. It could only break it briefly in premarket, bears thought there would be a big leg down and it was just a bull trap. I saw a bunch of people celebrating and shorting and they all got creamed. Time to close shorts out and get ready for the next big leg up.

My plan was to swing nail. Seen what I thought was good buy at 27.9 since it was swinging between that and 31-35. Welppppp the bottom fell out and now I'm stuck bag holding because I'm a pussy

Why not both?

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> shorted the bottom
the bottom is $0.00 for stocks, fren.

Man, I hope oil recovers so I can ride this folio to valhalla.

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yeah i kept NAIL because i've got to feel like i've got my hands on SOMETHING

unironically looks like a good time to buy TQQQ

Certain option strategies.
MTUM maybe
Really only options can make money in endless crab.

Cheapies today

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Big red today, what should I buy? TQQQ?

Get rid of GUSH at the first available opportunity.

>amd green
Honestly give it a couple of weeks and they reach ATH, but I fear the rug pull...

what a degenerate.

>home builders
Are you trying to lose your money, or are you just stupid?

>Zoom at 230+

i've lost so much on meme-tier shit i've got confirmed retard strength hands at this point

if fucking AAPL crashes with no survivors, i figure we've got bigger societal problems to deal with

Nah niggah, i bought it so cheap, it would take something like another covid(initial shock) to bring it down there again. Plus it oil, i’ll sell it at $90.

To overcome this dilemma, you must embrace the elevated, intelligent, and nuanced position that is the kangaroo market.

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Can you or someone convince me to buy AMD at this price? I really, really, really want to own it, but how close it is to high has me scared.

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what's wrong with home builders for swinging? it pumps and dumps pretty regular

i place buy orders on the way down and sell orders on the way up. it's bull not bear so it isn't going to zero

needs more traps

>DAX -0.5%

>Fucking Lufthansa - 5%

okok

That thing is litterally unstopable. Directors are dumping their shares each month. Who the fuck is buying this?

How do people manage to do that? It's not a difficult rule.

It going to $150 EoY with nvidia new fuck up.

It is all his fault

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robinhood zoomers

>trying to time it
Ngmi

index etf zombies

AMD is pretty much set to grow consistently right now. It's currently set to just take up more and more market share away from Intel and Nvidia.

NVIDIA new fuck up? Did something happen?

this and
youtube.com/watch?v=hH9M-m3WD0g

aight muh fellow black man, in 10 minutes buy calls months from now for the biggest tech stocks and just chill

Is fags getting protection against workplace discrimination bearish or bullish?

Will Hertz survive today?

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I have 6000 dollars and I want to risk it all on a short term gain (2 weeks or less I'm talking real degenerate gambling here) what should I look at boys?

Synthesis and synergy.
I'm glad you have ascended.

consider the following
>GUSH
50/50 XOP/cash
>UAL
split it up into SAVE/DAL/UAL/Cash
weight heavy in cash.
>GM
SPY, SCHX or something idk, at worst CARZ
>JBLU
ok
>FANG
half of that into XLE
>PACD
neat

niceeeeeeeeeee

jim keller left intel

HTZ

las vegas

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TOPS

What’s your plan if the S&P closes below 3,000?

>cash

people wouldnt be in stock market general if they wanted to keep cash m8

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That's not gambling that's lighting my money on fire lol. What about WLL

this crash is most disappointing

No, my puts need to print money.

EROS has merger with STX on the 29th

Honestly, it is stupid of me to go "but should I buy at the price?" when I really like the company and the stock. Bought some shares regardless, if I like it I like it.

Okay, that is pretty bullish for competitors. I am already heavily invested in the market so can't get too many shares, but some are better than none.

GUSH can be 50/25/25. XOP/GUSH/cash your choice on the 50.

WHERE IS THE VOLUME
SELL MOTHERFUCKERS

Boi pussy

will ugaz ever go up? just kinda keeping an eye on this shit. Maybe next year?

Now's the time to hop on the TVIX wagon since it's a bit down. About to hit those millions figures anytime now, trust me. Don't look it up, just do it.

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you're so fucking stupid that it hurts ktard.
>Warren Buffett is retarded
>George Soros is out of touch

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It was a nice bear trap lmao

>was up at 4 am
>saw -900 point drop
>wake up to -500 point drop

So is it getting better or worse? I was hoping for another 1000+ drop to get cheapies.

How do we know we hit the bottom?

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No, even Hertz is saying it wont

>eating at your computer

Aaaaaaah

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its all over bros, its down further from here

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I don't understand natural gas at all. It's up on down days, down on down days, up on crab days, etc etc all over the place

>TFW sitting back /comfy/ watching the bulls fall for the trap while listing to my serbian playlist.
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>How do we know we hit the bottom?
the echo

when has crypto never done this with small buyers vs large sell walls

2020 is as gay as it can be. Congratulations zoomers, you achieved peak faggot.

Too late. Time to buy has passed

checked. you won't. if you're heavy in cash, consider lightly averaging in. if you're heavy in equities or bonds, consider hedging or taking profits.

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buy low, boys

HOPE YOU BOUGHT THE DIP> IT WAS A BEAR TRAP ALL ALONG> HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

AMD is releasing a new GPU that's looking very promising at the end of 2020. They also buttfucked intel this year.

i bought one. i bought the meme, didn't i...

Buffet sold airlines at the bottom. He's been nothing BUT retarded since the covid psyop.

these fucking retards with their RH app are buying small caps that are going to be bankrupt in 2 months.

Wouldnt that be priced in at this point?

Futures trending green.

This crash is kind of a nothing burger.

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>imagine bagholding a bankrupt company
LIke what goes on in people's head thinking that was a good idea.

>look away for 5 minutes
>it actually goes up instead of collapsing

Things are turning around

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What a bloodbath

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You post this gif here a lot and I just wanted to point out how small and shitty it is and you should make a bigger version or stop posting it

I bet you missed out on the NKLA pump and dump too

Inb4 TVIX goes to $30.
Time to bully Bobos today guys.

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>Jim Simons is a hack
Although i think he's moving into FAGMAN.