/smg/ Stock Market General

>2.4k for one share of Amazon
Considering that BTC is ~$9K that is a firesale price. What retard pays $10K for BTC and thinks $2.5K for Amazon is expensive? What retard pays $225 for ETH and thinks $225 for FB is expensive? Daddy Musk tech can cause a paradigm shift in driving, energy and colonize Mars and retards think Vitalik is a genius? Tech is eating up the S&P 500 and creating a new economy with huge moats and vertical and horizontal integration and people buying crytpto like retards thinking tech stonks overpriced

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>What retard
biz

WHERE THE FUCK IS THE HUGE DIP??????? YOU LIED TO ME Zig Forums

IF IT DOESN'T DROP 10% IN 3 HOURS I'M GETTING BANKRUPT

Yep. I could see Facebook losing market share over the next 10 years or so. Because a ton of young people who are not jumping on. But them old boomers love Facebook and that is keeping a flot.

Buy SSL

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Just fucking double down and everything will be just fine.

Smart money here. We're going all in on $CARR.

Only chads buy ssl

NO NO NO

WE GOT TOO COCKY BEARBROS

>prints 100,000,000 new Class F shares
heh nothing personal kid

BOBOS ARE YOU ALRIGHT? ARE YOU OKAY BOBOS? BOBOS!

I entered back into the market and I hid my trading account from my bank summary so I don't make any stupid decisions until everything is reopening completely (then I take profits)

r8 my game plan

LEAVE UR CALLS NAKED
ITS THE ONLY WAY TO PROFIT NOW

>mfw i bought the dip

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im gonna chug a bottle of whiskey

THREADLY REMINDER THAT DIVIDENDS ARE YOUR FREN

haters gonna hate while I compound my income to the point where my income is making its own income

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>Buy puts
>Stocks go up
>Buy calls
>Stocks go down

Wow I'm shit at this. Out about a third of my initial $550 so far

BOBO ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY
ARE UNOKAY BOBO
BOBO ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY
ARE U OKAY BOBO
UVE BEEN STRUCK BY
UVE BEEN HIT BY
A SMOOTH CRIMIBULL

Do the DEW

Imagine thinking this was the second crash or some other nonsense

Buy spreads

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>Lean Hogs +1.15%

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wish gran

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there will be more dips to buy, no need to panic friends

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Heres hoping that this entire week wee's a sea of green

When to buy ZM puts?

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO THOSE ROBINHOODERS ARE CAUSING A FALSE SURGE

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I don't know if either of these are any good, but here's variant 1.

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>kike bulls joking about 9.11 when their own Semitic kind orchestrated 9.11
ABSOLUTE EVIL

KEEP BUYING GO GO GO!!!!

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Jewish bulls are doomed. Tell your Israeli cyber agent friends

and variant 2.

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Saved

Based. finna get 100 dollars in dividends next week. I'm a poorfag but I like the small illusion of making it.

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any recommended stocks for dividends?

>you're buying the cheapies before we had chance, the market must retreat and we must regulate this

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>that one-the-minute schedule fed poomp

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okay now THIS is epic

>that pump every hour on the dot

>go to sleep making fun of overconfident bearcucks
>wake up and market reversed 4%

HAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING FAGGOTS

This is better than coffee

WHAT WAS THAT

$CARR IS FUCKING MOONING

based dividendsbro

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FED KEEPING THE MARKET FREE AND FAIR

THANK YOU POWELL

HUGE GREEN FUCKING DILDOS

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THIS MARKET IS A FUCKING JOKE

TOPS is mooning!

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Everything is

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Kill all jews

>he spreads
>Crabs all week

R8 my boomer tier dividend portfolio
RTX
WMT
MSFT
AAPL
JNJ
T
VZ
PPL
GE
JPM
WM

>this market is a joke
>this is rigged
>muh jews

Hahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

here's my DEW calendar.

My top 12 in alphabetical order are: AAPL, ITW, JNJ, JPM, KO, LOW, MCD, MSFT, O, PG, SBUX, V

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WTF WAS THAT

Somebody please help me there's a massive green dildo stuck up my ass.

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literally all my stocks just turned green except for SHIP and INUV

KO, O, WFC.

DEATH TO ISRAEL, MOSSAD, AND EVERY JEWISH CYBER AGENT ON Zig Forums

WHAT THE FUCK?! Fucking TVIX.

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sorry bears, you'll always be poor but I hope you enjoyed your cute little 2 day bear market

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Wow, just wow. This is just total bullshit but the market is going to moon.

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GE is kinda gay others are good

Thanks

Damn Bobo. You played yourself

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Making money is easy lol

Well played fellow bulls. Let us take a moment to thank Powell for keeping things going up.

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Where my Shell Chadbros at

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Fuck all of you fucking retards going on about muhh spy puts muhh market drop it's the crash 'deluded bullcucks' etc fuck you you're fucking greedy retards

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Why not have WFC on the list?

Buy SSL

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how are individual bond purchases more bullish than the FED buying a shitbucket of garbage companies mixed with decent ones?

YOU GOD DAMN R3DDIT JEWS

Nice.

Tried to warn you fellers yesterday, whenever theres massive fud on this board its the best time to buy. Always do the opposite of these mongrels, fellers, always remember this

God it feels good to shit on a bear

AHHHHH ITS HAPPENING

FED is going to start buying RH margin calls.

wew that fucking volume

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This is bearish as fuck

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federalreserve.gov/newsevents/pressreleases/monetary20200615a.htm

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Bears got kekd again

If you’re under 50, you’ll see the Dow at 100,000 and the S&P at 10,000 in your lifetime. Fractional share buying is solving the high dollar price per share problem, but Amazon & Tesla will likely stock split to bring the per share price down to an “affordable” level. Those who hold shares before this split happens will reap the real returns.

youtube.com/watch?v=h_D3VFfhvs4
Thread theme.

>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
>HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?
HEY BOBO ARE YOU OKAY? ARE YOU OKAY BOBO?

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The favouritism is going to be hilarious

This is a guarantee that no large cap company is allowed to go bankrupt during COVID. I thought Trump was supposed to be some rightwing fascist, what's this communist crap.

I honestly feel bad for Bears. It’s indisputably cooler than being a bull, but it just isn’t possible to make consistent gains as a bear in this economy

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GODDAMN IT JEROME!!!!!!

exactly... going to ride this big green dildo to the moon

second one is better

BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL
>BULLS ARE KILL
BULLS ARE KILL

MORT
REML
ROOF
PCEF
PCY
IDV
DEM
RSX
GZPFY
OGZPY
XOM
T
PM

If you balance it right you should get a 10% yield.

Big companies literally can't go under anymore. They can just sell bonds to the feds and keep liquidity forever. I really should have bought SPY calls at 2 hours after open, but at least I sold all my shorts at open.

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Digital Ally, DGLY is the play. Low cap, creates police body cameras. Stock saw $30 during 2014 Ferguson riots. At 5.20 now, target $10-20. Meme stock in the making..