Which is more likely?
> Craig is an American asset.
> Craig is a Chinese asset.
inb4
> le third option joke HUEEE
clever!
Which is more likely?
Hunter Butler
Daniel Baker
that michelin starred chef is going to kill himself
Logan Barnes
Kill himself using an American handler or kill himself using a Chinese handler?
> It's time, Craig.
> But I did everything you asked!
> Yes, but we didn't want you to do it so autistically
Samuel Harris
he's a Antiguan asset
John Turner
Looks like it is going to be suggested that craig killed Dave Kleiman.
Daniel Wright
>tfw creg is actually executed in florda
hahahaha
Ian Wilson
creg is going to execute himself
Benjamin Edwards
>Craig is a faggot
seems most likely
Ryder Wilson
russia china and usa are allies
Chase Foster
ok here's the crypto clear pill. Craig Wright is unironically a time traveller larping as Satoshi. Truth is, in his future timeline they never discovered who Satoshi originally was. But the AI that lived in the blockchain evolved to the point of singularity by late 2020. It discovered time travel by 2025, and only the largest miners were able to afford the required amount of transactions to power the needed on-chain calculations. But Craig Wright you see, was the greatest con man the world had ever seen. He was able to con his way into leading a team of developers that worked for one of the largest BitCoin miners by 2028. He was determined to use the power of time travel to go back in time and invent BitCoin himself, becoming Satoshi as he'd always dreamed of. He hacked his way into the pool's cold storage wallet and unleashed his shotgun script that opened up millions of payment channels to every miner on the small world network, maxing out their calculating capacity as global commerce ground to a halt. When the portal opened and he stepped inside, he forked reality and launched a new event chain, placing himself in the year 2008, in a small farm in rural Australia. He opened up MS Word, and began to type. The words flowing like water from his autistic photographic memory of that paper he studied so many times.
>Bitcoin: A peer to peer electronic cash system
Jonathan Watson
le third option R O F L based
Thomas Scott
Have you seen the logo? A dragon, lmao
Wyatt Miller
craig is now also claiming that he was sexually abused as a child.
Adam Bennett
most likely craig is an imbecile
Isaiah Martin
anything to get attention
just wait until he comes out as a trans woman!
Grayson Gomez
Mason Turner
There really are no barrels left unscraped with this cunt. He'll be claiming he's part nigger next
Jack Gonzalez
This can't be real
"evidence of physical and sexual trauma he suffered as a child", kek
Tyler Bennett
American
Parker Powell
Who he?
Caleb Turner
an autistic sexual abuse victim who makes up fraudulent lists of Bitcoin holdings to relieve his childhood trauma(s). Apparently.
Camden Brown
i'm sure the boomer judge will be understanding
Michael Bell
There is still probably just one in charge of him, I doubt they get on a conference call with people from all 3 of those nations when they strategize
Thanks for actually responding to my question
Bentley Garcia
>never-before-diagnosed "severe" autism
I chuckled
Evan Cruz
American asset
Blake Kelly
Angel Rodriguez
i thought that was supposed to be sealed
kleiman really is working with jewstream and trying to sway public opinion
Levi Parker
Alexander Gonzalez
> le third option joke HUEEE
Craig is an Australian liability
Nicholas King
If he really wanted things to 'stay secret' he should maybe stop making up irrelevant drivel and presenting it to public courts. JUST an idea.
Nicholas Baker
he is being sued not the other way around faggot
Bentley Ward
yes, and its Ira who makes up the 'facts' that 'Dr' Wright is, variously, 'autistic', 'abused', etc, or what? See . The cunts an endless fountain of bullshit, theres literally no stemming it.
Carter Clark
he literally has scars on his face
Lincoln Cook
>scars
form eczema, yes.
you get that from stress.
not from being multiply shot, stabbed and submerged in your own bullshit.
maybe, he should try living a live less stressful?
>JUST be yourself creg
>the fraud you really are
Nathan Watson
Binance pool has 25% hashrate right now, wtf.
Craig is a chinese asset now.
Jacob Thomas
>"Wright’s mother had told me about her son’s long-standing habit of adding bits on to the truth, just to make it bigger. ‘When he was a teenager,’ she said, ‘he went into the back of a car on his bike. It threw him through the window of a parked car. That’s where his scar comes from. His sister accompanied him to the hospital and he’s telling the doctor that he’s had his nose broken twenty or so times, and the doctor is saying “You couldn’t possibly have had it broken.” And Craig says: “I sew myself up when I get injured.”’ What his mother said connected with something I’d noticed. In what he said, he often went further than he needed to; further than he ought to have done. He appeared to start with the truth, and then, slowly, he would inflate his part until the whole story suddenly looked weak."
Brayden Ortiz
i have eczema scars from when i was a kid, they don't look like cuts he has on his face
>kid tells lies
news at 11