/smg/ Stock Market General

Happy end day edition

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
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>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/reversetrap/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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“BEARS aren’t here” he thought. “I’ve never been in this neighbourhood before, but there are no BEARS anywhere”. The cool wind felt good through his thick voluminous mane. “I HATE BEARS” he thought. The Only Way is Up reverberated his entire car, making it pulsate even as the Diet Coke circulated through his powerful thick veins and washed away any (unmerited) fear of bears in the markets. “With a printer, you can make the markets go anywhere you want” he said to himself, out loud.

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Fuck bobos

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JESUS CHRIST!
ITS GOIN' DOWN!

GET THE WATA NIGGA!

Market is about to close and I still have money what the fuck do I buy?! If I'm not buying I'm losing money.

Buy SAVE

Going to close red. You bought into a trap.

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bros MFA announces earning tomorrow. what will this do for the stock ?

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Well not as high as it was last week monday but im determined to financially make it.

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Fuck this clown world and this clown market

Buy SSL

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Reminder to buy 3x leveraged bull etfs since money literally has NOWHERE to go except the market

THREE CHEERS FOR THE BULLS!!!

WHO'S BUYING UP THESE MERCK AND LOCKHEED MARTIN CHEAPIES???

Also eyeing costco...

What happened in 2011?

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WHY IS IT DUMPING

Just read that KOS had a decent earnings report, anyone else holding? Also IVR not looking too bad anymore huh bearfags?

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I'm buying EOD puts what the fuck is this.

We've been trying to warn you for weeks dude...

I just started buing cheapies, nothing like what you have there

I've never had stocks before, is this gonna make my taxes hard.

youve already made it

what percentage of the human population has 100k cash

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>its going down
im going to get margin called for 70k

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STOP SELLING

>APT drop out of nowhere
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

9/11

POLL:
Will we retest the March lows this year?
strawpoll.me/20354489

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it's come up from -2% fren, it'll pull back a bit

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This heavy dump volume feels so righteous.
Thank you God.

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>why would you bet against [institution]
>are you an institutional racist?

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>Everything dropping
stop doing that

>it’s dumping again

Is this the most elaborate bull trap ever made by wall street big boys?

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I’m a bear-boi and I find this hilarious.

as long as you don't make any money, you won't have to do any extra work on your taxes

End of day profits for everyone that got in this morning.

there is virtually no risk to REITs when there are subsidies keeping retail shit alive. REITs still get their rent money and bigger ones have the liquidity to take advantage of decreasing real estate prices.
just dont buy meme picks like IVR that already mooned up

100k is nothing

Made 1% instead of 5% because I got greedy lads

That was 2001.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
THAT BOEING PUMP

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FEELING BULLISH?

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>IVR already mooned
lol okay. Jesus there must be a bunch of short sellers or some shit

We're going way lower once this really gets going.
This entire thing is unfolding like every single big crash before.
>Down
>Retraces a good amount
>Punches lower and lower over the coming year or two.

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quadruple devilish sixes. NO BOBO NOOOOO

they have a 9/11 every year. it's always on september eleventh.

IT'S GOING BACK UP
FUCK BEARS

% of population doesn't mean shit. Muh poor indians who get paid $1 per day can live a week on $1 and like kings living in castles for $100 a week. What matters is cost of life adjusted net worth and income. Not that you'd know or understand any of that. By the way when are you putting a trip on so we can all stop wasting our time and just filter you permanently?

almost anyone with a house partially paid off has a net worth that high or higher.

...

No user I want to reach low 200k where I was last week. Had i sold rather than act foolishly id no longer bother looking for work. At that point i can play with 50k in the market while 150k can be safely set aside for other uses and in case a hard market dump occurs can be used for scooping up cheapies. The goal is to first retire myself and then my siblings and parents. Even 500k isnt enough to easily pull that off

Reminder that you can't be racist against kikes cuz fuck em.

$SEED, VTSI, RGR, PALAF, AR, FSM

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>100k is nothing
the retard cuck's point is that it's a shitton of money in south america or southeast asia or africa or some parts of europe.

its not nothing almost nobody has that in the whole world or united states 100k sitting in their bank

hell no m8

find out the numbers and get back to me

just because you believe you have to have 1 million exactly doesnt mean its rational

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if my employer offers 401k matching up to 5% is it possible to just pull out all 10% of my 401k contribution and make a net positive?

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Checked

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Haha I sold my entire portfolio in green minutes before it started going red line

Yes, but you'll pay income taxes on it.

What the fuck is even happening anymore

fuck!!!

Lol your numbers are crazy low, do you just stay at home eating cold beans in a shack in Kansas?

>come back to /smg/ after a month
>Bulls are still delusional and Bears are still cocky

sorry I doubted for a second satan

ok well they payed into that house every month for many many many many years

potentially like 20+ years to pay 100k into it

thats not net worth thats literally wage slavery for most your life

having 100k in a robinhood is way better than those people

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no

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What people aren't realizing is that the market isn't going up in spite of covid, it's going up because of it. Bored middle class people no longer have any place to spend their money so they give the market a try, artificially inflating everything. Once people start buying things and going out again, the market is going to correct. HARD.

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These last twenty minutes are a war between the bulls and bears. It's oscillating like a mad cunt.

You'd pay a large fine for taking money out of a retirement account early.

IT'S GOING TO END UP RED

>retail investors are keeping the market up
eeehhhhhh... I would like to see proof of this.

>Bears are still cocky
i started moving over to tech and bearish hedging three weeks ago. I am SWEATING. Much better than earlier this month, but holy shit.

Pure poetry.

>be based doombull
>know the economy is fucked and so new printed money can't go anywhere but the market
>market literally inversing the economy
I am shifting everything to 3x bull ETFs. That is how sure the market and I are sure of how fucked the economy will be.

Look at the sell volumes over the last few months. The bull run is sputtering to a stop like a car out of gas.

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Hope you guys loaded on VIX and SPY puts at the top. The real blood bath comes tomorrow.

This time, however... Robinhood retailers will be out of buying power. There will be absolutely nothing supporting the market. It will go straight into the circuit breakers at market open.

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IF YOU REPLY TO THIS POST WITH "SAVE ME DADDY POWELL" THEN THIS DAY WILL END GREEN

SAVE ME DADDY POWELL

IF WE FOCUS OUR OPTIMISM THEN WE CAN MAKE IT BROS

Yeah I don't buy it either.

Tesla up $50
How does he do it lads?

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how your wealth is allocated matters over a long term, but not if you're judging someone through a snapshot view of where they are right now. they can sell that house tomorrow and put it all into stocks.

holy shit you actually posted something not nonsense

No.

It’s going green no matter what.

Do they offer a Roth 401k?
Are you asking because you desperately need money right now? The government has made some special allowances this year for early withdraws, but I think you have to pay it back.

No

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SAVE ME DADDY POWELL

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Fuck Jerome, and fuck Bobo,.

Can Jerome make a printer that prints printers?

>volume
bro...

are you a retail investor

they had an even more clownish and Keynesian economy than their rivals.

WE GOT TOO COCKY

Holy fuck you are delusional. I can't wait until bears lose even more money tomorrow.

old peoples net worth is not real or valuable

anyone could work for 40 years and say hurrr i have 500k look at me

and brag about something which is inevitable by just working a regular job for long enough

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TOPS or bust.
Newfags need not apply

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Fuck off with your reddit printer meme

don't engage this guy He needs counseling or something.

Anyone could but a lot of people don’t. Anyone could anything. You could not be a jaded zoomer faggot, but you won’t.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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