/smg/ shit man, go away

Some Coffee After the Battle
Edition

>/smg/ is the titties
>I'm here just sucking all the milk I can get
>if you don't like it, it's your own fault


Before you buy anything, make a brokerage account and read investopedia articles and/or the books in the OP list. If you don't have a broker, you can't buy stocks and if you blindly buy things without understanding how the stock market works or doing any research on the individual stocks you're buying, you will lose money and it will be entirely your fault.

>Brokers
pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market Words
pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk Management
pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Bloomberg Stream
livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Educational Sites
investopedia.com/
khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
nhentai.net/tag/hand-holding/

>Free Charts
tradingview.com
finscreener.com/

>Screeners
finviz.com/
tradingview.com/screener
etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live Data
investing.com/indices/indices-futures
finance.yahoo.com/
msn.com/money

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar
biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101
bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) Calculator
dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings
fintel.io/

>Wife Market
danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=wide_hips thick_thighs

>Suggested books:
pastebin.com/jgA5zTuC

>Misc
squeezemetrics.com/monitor
market24hclock.com/
tradingeconomics.com

>Previous Thread

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You did buy REFR right?

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Serious volume in ET after hours, not moved much mind

How am I supposed to want to raise a family in this Jewish world? It’s so disheartening to think the boomers allowed Jews to ruin this world so badly

I’m sitting out for a week because I closed my robinhood account and I’m trying to transfer my money out but it’s gonna take a week. I got TD Now, don’t start the bull run without me cuties please!!!!!

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>stocks always go up
>nobody buys stocks anymore because they have a p/e of a billion

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Serious question time. I am what one would call a permabull and I am up 50% in the last 3 months. I wish it were more but there it is.
I noticed that TVIX which is basically the ultimate Bobo ETF was up 2400% as the market was bottoming. Are there any Bobofrens here that can show a gains graph where you went in deep on TVIX and made it? Cuz if not, wtf are you doing? That was your moment

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>Zoom almost at 240
The economy will be saved by a webcam app

Fuck you jew. The market only started to fall. This rest of this year will be BLOOD RED

for VIX, lightning strikes twice. the better bet is probably inverses or eoy puts on 3x longs, but VIX, TVIX, and UVXY should have another big swing.