/smg/ Stock Market General

Have you taken the Doombull pill yet?
>economy gigafucked
>business investment, real estate, jobs, inventory, bonds all in the toilet
>money being printed is just more money that has nowhere to go
>investors that actually care about america pulled out ages ago
>stocks are the only escape
The market literally inverses the economy now since that money sees no where to make any returns except the market. And its time to go ALL IN with leveraged bull ETFs.
>JPOW buying bonds and delivering a "sobering" message to congress this week
Its time to bet against America and make a shit ton of money, doombullbros.
TQQQ/TMF let's fucking go

Friendly reminder that if you enter positions after the market has already made a large move, you are a tiny-brained monkey that can't think for theirself.
You will never succeed, and will forever live in poverty.

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I've already bought IVR. Do you want me to buy it again? Like a rebuy???

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anime

Based

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>TQQQ/TMF let's fucking go
I'm really eying some lazy ports.

Like Dalio's All-Weather Portfolio with LEVERAGE for lazy bull gamblers.

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First for guns and AMMO, the real American stocks

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If you wanna be lazy look into the Dragon Portfolio

Yes please, my bags are getting heavy

Redpill me on why the dollar specifically is going down when every central bank on Earth is bailing out their equity markets?

>just seduce a rich girl, right

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First for diaperchads

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wait so with the low interest rates, aren't REITs going to benefit a shit ton once shit reopens while banks are just gonna lag behind steadily?
how are REITs not a no brainer right now assuming you pick one that survived 2008 (good management and liquidity)

REDPILL ME ON ET.

Image makes me want to replay Saya no Uta

We are bailing out harder than they are.
Just look at what was announced today.

First for JPow literally will not let the market go down

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I'm out

OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT

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Until the economy actually recovers there is only the Doombull portfolio of 50/50 TQQQ/TMF
On "green days", buy TMF.
On "red days", but TQQQ.

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>Saya no Uta is a Lovecraftian horror visual novel by Nitroplus with erotic content. The original plot was written by Gen Urobuchi.
Sounds based as fuck!

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>Bagdonas
Is this a sign?

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Tubeman market.

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I was at work all day but holy kek, I did not expect today to be green. Based Jerome, based Drumpf

LOOKS LIKE BVLLRUN KINO IS BACK ON THE MENU BULLCHADS

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I believe in you, you can do it !!

delet

>tfw Trump will not let the market tank until after this years election results

Donald PUMP won't let it fall

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I lost everything.

CANT STUMP THE PUMP

>not pure FNGU
OH NO NO NO NO NO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NEVER GONNA MAKE IT PUSSY

god she would be so hot if she was white

is breeding sakura shrimp a worthwhile investment?

Bumping for interest, seems like a great time to be a bag-holding company of any kind

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How much did you lose?

>We are bailing out harder than they are.
>why the dollar specifically is going down when every central bank on Earth is bailing out their equity markets

Dollar drops during risk-on markets.
Risk On:
>DXY dips
>USD/JPY rises
>10 Year T-Note yields rise
>Credit Spreads tighten
>stocks go up
>usually gold dips

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When is Powells speech?

it's like Pokemon Red/Blue

>Republican AOC: blonde, white, bright eyes
>Democrat AOC: black hair, dark skin, mud eyes

choose your champion

10am

Breeding Sakura is a good plan

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Plz keep going up. I promise I'll set stop losses this time so I don't lose my profits again.

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>-3.7% futures
>green day
Bearbros, wtf happened? And what do we do now?

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>first day playing stocks
>pic related

I’m something of a genius

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>long vix
>your portfolio becomes invincible
what's the downside

Fuck, tomorrow?

Pokemon BLUE
starter SQUIRTLE
fite me

>Still believing D and R are two separate parties
yikes!

you got too cocky

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Yes and wednesday for the house and friday for a separate thing

We........we can't beat the printers.....It's over bear-bros....

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Wait, wait, for Powell to screw it up.
Unlimited debt to shackle future generations into serfdom.

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Good luck with that faggot ass water pokemon against all the electric pokemon. Charmander is the only way

something of a local celebrity at the piano lounge

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Sucks. You shouldn’t bet everything.

that is on awful tattoo...

who is stupid enough to put that shit on their leg?

visual representation of this market. with music!
youtube.com/watch?v=HpRtdKCT9aU

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>unlimited debt to shakle future generations

yes, but the boomers get their retirement money back....who cares for the future generations. they need another boat.

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the true crash might not actually come until 3 years from now, when the fed slightly raises interest rates in response to inflation.
we've been spoiled for a long time. 10 years of economic growth and low inflation. the Fed was free to keep interest rates low.
one day that'll end

the style this picture is drawn in makes me feel so uneasy

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>not having based growlithe and scyther
honestly anyone that preferred blue is a massive simp

that turns me on a little bit idk why

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Don't know. Pretty clear sell/short signal on Friday. I go short. Futures move in expected way. Day time flips, I cover before things can cut in to my principal. Now cash. I'm not perma-either direction and don't care which way line go as long as it goes some kinda way other than dead flat crab.

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When Trump leaves office, we will see a 50% crash in the market. literally no one trusts these other niggers